Top Ten Most Absurd Band Names

To me absurd doesn't necessarily mean bad. I actually like some of these bands but their names... LOL. They either make me laugh, shake my head in shock and disgust or both.

The Top Ten

1 The Salty Seamen

They were a joke act band from the late 70's that released a few records. Their most popular song is titled "I S**t my Pants" - THC13

2 Bleeding Rectum

I honestly thought with a name like that they were a death metal band lol. - CaptainMowzker

Hardcore Punk/Powerviolence band from Ireland. - THC13

3 Bathtub S**tter

Most of these band names make me laugh. I'd be so embarrassed going into any music store and asking about any of these bands.
"I'm looking for Midget Handjob" or "Do you have Premature Ejaculation, Fatal Erection or Bleeding Rectum...? "
Thankfully I'll never have to ask. - Britgirl

Grindcore/Thrash Metal band from Japan. - THC13

4 Midget Handjob

*Goes to Walmart* "Hello do you have any albums by Midget Handjob? " Walmart Employe: "No is this some cruel prank? " "No." - CaptainMowzker

Keith Morris of Black Flag, Circle Jerks and Off! fronts this band. - THC13

5 Premature Ejaculation

Industrial/Goth band formed by Rozz Williams of Christian Death - THC13

6 Diarrhea Planet

Garage Punk band from Tennessee. - THC13

7 Anal C**t

Grindcore band from Massachusetts. - THC13

8 Fatal Erection

Pig Champion, Mondo and Steve "the Slayer Hippy" Hanford of Poison Idea played in this band. - THC13

9 Crucif**ks

Honestly thought they were a Black Metal band with the name. - CaptainMowzker

Personally, they're one of my most disliked punk bands. - THC13

10 Angry Samoans Angry Samoans The Angry Samoans are an American punk rock band from the first wave of American punk, formed in August 1978 in Los Angeles.

They're not Samoan. - THC13

The Contenders

11 The Singing Butts The Singing Butts

The Singing Butts... Haha! Makes a change from talking out of it. - Britgirl

12 Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers is an American rock band formed by Gibby Haynes and Paul Leary in San Antonio, Texas in 1981.
13 Neutral Milk Hotel Neutral Milk Hotel
14 The Snivelling S***s
15 Snot
16 The Slits
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