Top Ten Most Absurd Band Names

To me absurd doesn't necessarily mean bad. I actually like some of these bands but their names... LOL. They either make me laugh, shake my head in shock and disgust or both.
The Top Ten
1 The Salty Seamen
2 Bleeding Rectum

I honestly thought with a name like that they were a death metal band lol.

3 Bathtub S**tter

Most of these band names make me laugh. I'd be so embarrassed going into any music store and asking about any of these bands.
"I'm looking for Midget Handjob" or "Do you have Premature Ejaculation, Fatal Erection or Bleeding Rectum...? "
Thankfully I'll never have to ask.

Grindcore/Thrash Metal band from Japan.

4 Midget Handjob

*Goes to Walmart* "Hello do you have any albums by Midget Handjob? " Walmart Employe: "No is this some cruel prank? " "No."

Keith Morris of Black Flag, Circle Jerks and Off! fronts this band.

5 Premature Ejaculation

Industrial/Goth band formed by Rozz Williams of Christian Death

6 Diarrhea Planet

Garage Punk band from Tennessee.

7 Anal C**t Anal C*** was an American grindcore band founded by vocalist Seth Putnam in 1988 in Newton, Massachusetts. The band is known for their highly offensive lyrics which included themes of misogyny, homophobia, racism, Nazism, antisemitism, and schadenfreude (ridicule of the unfortunate). Their music has been received negatively by critics, which the band stated that their music was intentionally bad, just to get negative reviews. Anal C*** ended when Seth Putnam died from a heart attack in 2011.

Grindcore band from Massachusetts.

8 Fatal Erection

Pig Champion, Mondo and Steve "the Slayer Hippy" Hanford of Poison Idea played in this band.

9 Crucif**ks

Honestly thought they were a Black Metal band with the name.

Personally, they're one of my most disliked punk bands.

10 Angry Samoans The Angry Samoans are an American punk rock band from the first wave of American punk, formed in August 1978 in Los Angeles.

They're not Samoan.

The Contenders
11 Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers is an American rock band formed by Gibby Haynes and Paul Leary in San Antonio, Texas in 1981.
12 Neutral Milk Hotel

Many of these are rude but this is just bizarre.

13 The Singing Butts

The Singing Butts... Haha! Makes a change from talking out of it.

14 The Snivelling S***s
15 Snot
16 The Slits
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