Top Ten Most Absurd Metal Subgenre Names That Don't Exist

We've got Metalcore, Deathcore, and Grindcore. Those are legitimate "core" genres. People make up other "core" genres, and some of them are absurd. So what are your picks?

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41 Homeworkcore

Metal singing about homework LOL - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

42 Luigi Metal
43 Longhorncore
44 Christcore

For fundamentalist Christians.

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45 Brocore

Bro country mixed with metal core... yeah, that doesn't sound very good. - Lucretia

46 Sirencore

This would be bad for the patients on the ambulance!

47 Marooncore

Maroon 5 singing metal? That won't be good - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

48 Nickal

Nickel is a metal though... - Lucretia

49 Pistolcore
50 Chickencore
51 Directioncore
52 Technical Minajcore

@RiverClanRocks - Technical versions of metal subgenres are more sophisticated and progressive, and require even more virtuosity. For example, technical thrash metal and technical death metal are more complex than the regular thrash and death metal. - Metal_Treasure

Maybe inventors or engineers writing about Nicki Minaj? - RiverClanRocks

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53 Rockcore

No,this is good! - SamuiNeko

54 Slutcore

This genre is for many girls at my school... - drdevil

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55 Chocolatecore

What is this?! Metal and chocolate doesn't make a good mix!

Haha, I thought it already existed (Babymetal). They even have a song 'Gimme Chocolate! ' - Metal_Treasure

56 Freddycore

Is this a reference to Freddy Krueger?

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57 Dualcore

More like the CPU processor by Intel.

58 Unicore

Or, it could be referring to "Universal Hardcore". In other words, this subgenre could be a mix of every genre known to man, - drdevil

"Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows~" - SamuiNeko

59 Steelgrind

That would hurt the ears!

60 Hitlercore

Seriously, a lot of black metal musicians are neo Nazi... - Lucretia

See National Socialist Black Metal - SirSkeletorThe3rd


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