Top 10 Absurd Names for a School


The Top Ten

1 Dumbass 101: The Institution

Lol this list is great!

Welcome to Dumbass 101 where every staff member and students is a dumb motherfu*ker. - Jordansalesguy2392

2 Adolf Hitler High School Adolf Hitler High School Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and F├╝hrer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of more.

Wow, lol! - JoeBoi

Lmao excellent list 10/10.

3 Moron's School for Morons

Tey tot me how 2 reed and rite - Cyri

4 Communism is Love, Communism is Life School
5 Institute of Giving Up

We have a 100% dropout rate. - Cyri

6 Homophobia High

YES?! I AGREE?! - Ilovestephanie

7 Shoot Shooter Academy

Get with the times and look at normal countries who don't shoot.

Oh my god, a school that teaches you how to commit school shootings? - JoeBoi

8 Idontfeelsogood international school
9 Best Skool Ever Academy
10 Chris Chan's School for Dummies

The Contenders

12 Snoop Dogg Weed Academy
13 LGBT School for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Kids

Why would this be absurd? It would be awesome because no one would get put down for being in the LGBT. - Ilovestephanie

14 Suicide Primary School
15 Hell

Till you grow up, get a job and realise uh was school easier.

I already go here every weekday

To be honest, this is absolutely fitting for a school name - TwilightKitsune

This is so relatable...

16 Rainbow Dash Murder School

Sounds like a cool school, I'm going there! - TwilightKitsune

17 Noah Schnapp School for Noah Schnapp Fans
18 Jacob Sartorius High

Shoutout to TwighlightKitsune. This is one of my favorite lists ever

19 Nicole Arbour School for the Dumb
20 Retardation Increase Academy
21 911: School For Idiots
22 Hopesnot High

This one might not sound bad if you say it fast.

23 Yandere Academy

Where is it? I wanna go. - RoseWeasley


24 7 Hours Torture
25 Despacito School
26 Target Practice

Aim, shoot, common on no

27 The School Place
28 Microsoft Office School
29 Sexey's School

This one's actually real. - Entranced98

30 The CWC Boyfriend-free Girl School
31 Zedd School

We're beautiful - TwilightKitsune

32 School of Redundancy School
33 Retard School
34 Buttocks International High School
35 Weesuk High
36 Mental People School
37 Pennhurst Academy

Named after Pennhurst Asylum

38 Get "High" High School

Suitable for North Korea with their legal meth.

39 Snowflake School
40 Nursery Play School
41 12 Years of Torture

From Reception to Year 11.
Unless you take Sixth form which is longer than 12 Years.

42 Sats are Coming
43 The Prom
44 Kindergarten Cop
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List StatsUpdated 3 Oct 2019

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Top Remixes

1. Institute of Giving Up
2. Idontfeelsogood international school
1. Dumbass 101: The Institution
2. Snoop Dogg Weed Academy
3. LGBT School for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Kids
1. Communism is Love, Communism is Life School
2. Dumbass 101: The Institution
3. Adolf Hitler High School


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