Top Ten Absurd Punchlines for Unlikely Movie Sequels
When you can just tell from the very idea of a film sequel that it won't get off the ground, you're probably right. So what sequel ideas just sound so daft that nobody of a basic education would think to watch them, regardless of attempts to promote them? Debate.You see, this is why sci-fi writers should be more realistic when predicting the future. But still, it's only June as I type this.
Wouldn't it have been better if we had holographic sharks instead of crappy auto-tuned pop singers?
I heard that that guy traveled to this month
Two words that Michael Bay should look up in a dictionary.
The best thing I ever picked up from Shrek was an appreciation for David Bowie.
No doubt it will be better than the fourth edition.
"Shrek is dreck, kid," they all say. But they are simply unaware.
Unaware...
Of the SHREKONING.
I don't trust you anymore.
Iron Man wouldn't be of much help if a pulsar was on a collision course with Earth.
Well, she's close to becoming the longest reigning monarch in British history. As I type this, only 90 days behind Victoria.
"The Michael Bay Director's Cut". Ever heard more frightening words put together in sentence?
I'm such a terrible person. That made me laugh.
Was that not their entire goal in the third movie?
There was actually a message board about this at IMDb on Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure. It said:
This would be a fitting end to the "Charlotte's Web" series. The final shot could be of delicious bacon, frying in a pan on the Zuckermans' stove, as the closing credits roll.