Top Ten Absurd Things Google Might Do If They Bought TheTopTens

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The Top Ten

1 Force you to log on to Google+ to use TheTopTens

I have very angry memories that span from the POINTLESS Google Plus. - PositronWildhawk

I could totally see them doing this. - PianoQueen

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2 Take down any list, comment, or blog post that references anything that has a copyright on it

We are going to now take down the best Metallica songs, the best Iron Maiden songs, the best songs, and every good list. - ElectricCorpseSlayer

I hope Google never buys TheTopTens. - tent2

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3 Make blog posts on TheTopTens limited to ten lines or less

You know how YouTube has time limits? Google might try to put a length limit on TTT blog posts if they bought it... - HoH

Unlesss if you have Google Tens Partnership for $99 a month, you can only make a blog post 100 words or less, and may only make 5 blog posts. - ElectricCorpseSlayer

4 Mimic WatchMojo and turn TheTopTens into a WatchMojo knockoff V 1 Comment
5 Put all the popular YouTubers on TheTopTens, thus ruining the reputation of popular TopTenners

If Google bought this, they better off not putting all popular YouTubers on TheTopTens. - Delgia2k

Hey, Pewdiepie may get tons of subs there, but you'd see from the start that he'd likely make an awful TopTenner. - PositronWildhawk

6 Have the top 10 items on every list be whatever comes first on Google search V 1 Comment
7 Instigate flame wars on every comment page on TheTopTens

I'd leave if they started flame wars on purpose... - HoH

8 Permanently ban you from TheTopTens if you said one thing against Google

I think I'm gonna leave if Google bought TheTopTens - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

Google: Both of you are now banned for saying that offensive stuff - ElectricCorpseSlayer

9 Stalked whatever you searched on Google, and if you searched for Bing, they'd put a virus on your device

That's one way to compete with Microsoft... - HoH

At least Google might lose money to law suits. - Skullkid755

10 Put popup ads up whenever you open a different page V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 They Replace The List With A Video Takeover
12 They spam our messages with Playstore game ads
13 Have the top ten best songs of all time be whatever music videos have the most views on YouTube

Stairway to Heaven only has 113 Million Views, Bohemian Rhapsody 266 Views, and Imagine only 123 Views, with none of these good songs in the top 100. And Gangnam Style would be no. 1, and several Justin Bieber songs in the top 20. - ElectricCorpseSlayer

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1. Take down any list, comment, or blog post that references anything that has a copyright on it
2. Force you to log on to Google+ to use TheTopTens
3. Put all the popular YouTubers on TheTopTens, thus ruining the reputation of popular TopTenners
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1. Take down any list, comment, or blog post that references anything that has a copyright on it
2. Make blog posts on TheTopTens limited to ten lines or less
3. Force you to log on to Google+ to use TheTopTens
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1. Mimic WatchMojo and turn TheTopTens into a WatchMojo knockoff
2. Put all the popular YouTubers on TheTopTens, thus ruining the reputation of popular TopTenners
3. Instigate flame wars on every comment page on TheTopTens
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