Top Ten Absurd Things Google Might Do If They Bought TheTopTens

The Top Ten
1 Force you to log on to Google+ to use TheTopTens

I have very angry memories that span from the POINTLESS Google Plus.

I could totally see them doing this.

God, no, that would be AWFUL

That would make nonsense.

2 Take down any list, comment, or blog post that references anything that has a copyright on it

My both accounts are relatively safer than other users regarding this

I hope Google never buys TheTopTens.

There go all my music lists.

There go all of my lists

3 Make blog posts on TheTopTens limited to ten lines or less

You know how YouTube has time limits? Google might try to put a length limit on TTT blog posts if they bought it...

4 Mimic WatchMojo and turn TheTopTens into a WatchMojo knockoff

There goes our opinions...

5 Put all the popular YouTubers on TheTopTens, thus ruining the reputation of popular TopTenners

If Google bought this, they better off not putting all popular YouTubers on TheTopTens.

Hey, Pewdiepie may get tons of subs there, but you'd see from the start that he'd likely make an awful TopTenner.

6 Permanently ban you from TheTopTens if you said one thing against Google
7 Have the top 10 items on every list be whatever comes first on Google search
8 Instigate flame wars on every comment page on TheTopTens

More like ice wars! (you won't get it unless you know a few things about me.)

I'd leave if they started flame wars on purpose...

9 Put popup ads up whenever you open a different page

That would be really annoying if google did that if they bought thetoptens

10 Stalked whatever you searched on Google, and if you searched for Bing, they'd put a virus on your device

At least Google might lose money to law suits.

That's one way to compete with Microsoft...

Google would be sued if that happened.

The Contenders
11 Have the top ten best songs of all time be whatever music videos have the most views on YouTube
12 They Replace The List With A Video Takeover
13 Ban all good users
14 They spam our messages with Playstore game ads
15 Make the workers work even harder
16 Not let you turn off third party advertisements
17 Delete all accounts that aren't linked to Google
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