Top Ten Absurd Things Pacman Should Eat Instead of Pellets

Imagine being in 1980 and playing as a yellow blob who liked to eat these...

The Top Ten

1 Viagra Pills

Amusing.. - Kevinsidis

Popularity would go "up". - Puga

Maybe the pellets are Viagra pills. You never know….

2 Irish Potatoes

Another factor that led the Great Potato Famine to happen... - StephanTheIdiot

3 Poisoned Pellets
4 Luigi Luigi Luigi is a fictional character featured in video games and related media released by Nintendo. Created by prominent game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger but taller fraternal twin brother of Nintendo's mascot Mario, and appears in many games throughout the Mario more.

Danteem just got rekt - BorisRule

Wink wink, Danteem, you know you want to comment... - Puga

I heard there's Pac Man: Eating Luigi, who is coward and weak, so it can pisses off Luigi fanboys...edition. - Delgia2k

Pugs, what're you doing? You know how mad Danteem's gonna be.

5 Mrs. Pacman

Cannibalism, but at least it's romantic. - Puga

6 Player 2

Only one person deserves Pacman! - Puga

7 Shamrocks
8 Sperm Sperm
9 Kenny
10 Fire

The Contenders

11 Kyle's Butt

What's the story with Kyle's butt? - Delgia2k

Hey! Kyle's butt is too nice for that! #teampuga

12 Pints o' Guinness
13 Leprechauns
14 Mrs. Brown's Boys
15 Himself

Pacmanception! Wouldn't be a bad game, actually. - Puga

16 Mashed Potato
17 Modern Game Consoles

Pacman is quite the nostalgiatard. - Puga

18 Green Buckled Hats
19 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

Pfft he would break Pacman into pieces. Being a human and Pacman is a pixel.

20 Greece's Money

Wouldn't be a long game. - Puga

21 Drops of Whiskey
22 Irish Stew
23 Poop
24 Caillou
25 Snorlax Snorlax
26 Tide Pods Tide Pods

Now this is not funny. - BorisRule

Now Pac man is doing this dumb challenge!? - Pieclone

27 Pasties
28 Dogs
29 Nails
30 Garbage
31 Roofies
32 Sardines
33 Dora The Explorer
34 Flowers
35 A Clone of Himself
36 Nyan Cat
37 Zombies
38 Squirrels
39 His GoAnimate Self
40 Cats Cats The "House Cat", also known as the Domestic Cat or the Feral Cat, is a small feline, a good hunter, and comes in a variety of colors and fur patterns. Contrary to popular belief, however, they are not truly domesticated. They are highly intelligent and good at problem solving.
41 Drugs
42 Cookies
43 Danteem
44 Pizza Pizza
45 Eric Cartman Eric Cartman Eric Theodore Cartman is one of the main characters in the animated television series South Park, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and voiced by Trey Parker.
46 Creepers
47 Yamcha Yamcha Yamcha (ヤムチャ, Yamucha) is a Bandit and a main protagonist in the Dragon Ball manga and in the anime Dragon Ball, and later a supporting protagonist in Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball Super, with a few appearances in Dragon Ball GT. He has black hair and has a scar across his eye and cheek.
48 Navi Navi
49 Missingno
50 Gumballs
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