Top Ten Absurd Things to Read In a Parenting ManualPositronWildhawk Kids can be so much hassle, and sometimes, the parents need help. But if you buy a PositronWildhawk-branded parenting manual, you bought the wrong one. Bear in mind that I'm not yet a father.
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This parenting manual comes with a free rifle! - Turkeyasylum
And a guide on how to shoot it:
Step 1: Aim the rifle at the child's head.
Step 2: Pull the trigger.
Step 3: Experience bliss from no more screaming. - FluffyBanana
Frustration is a normal emotion. - ToptenPizza
Is this a sex reference? - RockFashionista
Sorry, mommy has only enough love for one of you
So hard to vote! - gemcloben
You can vouch, right Harry? - keycha1n
Haha, I love this one. - Luxam
OK, so the kids are going to kill each other like Predator VS Prey, except Mom's shooting them with a rifle?
Luckily there is a glorious age called your 50s - Enderninja327
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2. Teenage parents, at this stage you may be experiencing mixed and spontaneous sensations of arousal. If this has anything to do with your child, you should consider window-shopping for 5-star mental institutions.
3. If your child is screaming in a public place, it would be advisable to take him/her home before shooting them.