Top Ten Most Absurd Things to Shout on Christmas Morning
The Top Ten
1 Get coal!
2 Where's my double bacon cheeseburger!?
I haven't eaten all day...
3 Let's burn this whole place!
It would be Perilous to do so at that moment.
4 The AI takeover begins now. Skynet?
5 I think Santa's stuck up here!
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6 Luigi just stole my gifts!
And Mario took the credit again!
7 It begins...
Yes, christmas: infinity war is released in theaters, shut up and take some money
8 I think the dog is eating the stockings!
The dog! Ha, no. The wolf pack I sent your way.
9 Puny mortals!
Sacrifice your family to me.
10 My snowman is yellow!
That's disgusting...
The Contenders
11 Hey Mom, I know what you got me!
12 Santa and I had lots of fun last night
And I have lots of questions
13 Hey guys, it's Christmas! Let's go plant snowmen in other people's yards!
That's as close as I'll ever get to anarchy.
14 Heil Hitler
15 I am going to say the n word.
16 You, boy! What day is this? Bend over and check for me, would ya?
17 Happy Valentine's Day!
18 Eat Slugs!
Anyone else watching Harry Potter?
19 Wake up maggots!
20 I hope I got an assault rifle as a present.
Great thing to give as a Christmas present...
21 Are we having crocodile for Christmas Lunch?
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