Top 10 Absurd Ways Santa Claus Could Be a Communist

So it's 22 December 2015, of the Third Annual Christmas Countdown. We all know that Santa Claus is one of the biggest western influences of Christmas, but there is some speculation that Santa could be a communist. How? Let's check the reasons.... And by the way, don't take this list too seriously.

The Top Ten

1 He looks like Karl Marx

Santa was once considered a figure of the devil. - TwilightKitsune

You know, the founder of Communism...

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2 He wears red

Santa wears red. So does Satan. Spell Santa differently and get Satan. Satan wears red. USSR is red. Satan is USSR confirmed. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Red is the color of Communism. Enough said.

By that logic, the republican party is communist.

So does Mario. Mario is a commie confirmed! - Brobusky

3 Most of his gifts are "Made In China"

This is actually a pretty good reason. I have never gotten a present that says "Made in the USA" or some other country. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

And we all know that China is a communist country.

Lots of items are manufactured in China for some reason. - Luxam

I laughed so hard at this one! Very unique list! - Alpha101

4 He has a beard, like Stalin, Lenin, Fidel Castro and other communists

Does that mean the Robertson family are communists too, - bobbythebrony

Stalin didn't have a beard, neither did Lenin (they had amazing mustaches though)

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5 He wants to redistribute the wealth of everyone, like the Communists do.

But how come upper class kids get so many different presents and working class kids get a select few? - PositronWildhawk

That's what I was thinking. So I guess Santa supports Capitalism? - Alpha101

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6 Santa's reindeer is red-nosed V 3 Comments
7 "Ho Ho Ho" means "Workers Unite!"

You know, the motto of the Soviet Union was "Workers of the world, unite! "

Please, don't tell me that this is in any way serious

I thought it meant "Nick Minaj" because she is one. - Skullkid755

8 "Santa Claus is coming to town" is more like a communist parade

Yeah, and that's how he knows where everyone lives - TwilightKitsune

Yeah. AND, the song says, "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…" which just shows an example of the vice grip of Communist governments. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

No doubt, this line refers to the KGB - "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake". KGB knows everything. - Metal_Treasure

9 The KGB has its list of who's naughty and nice, like Santa Claus!

And they put glowing hot coal in your stockings - while your feet were still in them - Billyv

10 Rudolf is a Russian name

Russia was the biggest communist country in the world...and Rudolf was Santa's reindeer.

Rudolf is a Germanic name and I guess Santa got Rudolf, The red nosed reindeer, from the Marxist wing of the German Communist Party. - Metal_Treasure

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The Contenders

11 If you play "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" backwards, you'll hear "Die, American Capitalist pigs, die!"

Another song we all know but where there is a hidden message in reverse... - PositronWildhawk

Can someone send me the link to listen the reverse? - SamuiNeko

This is honestly the funniest thing ever!

12 Part of Russia is in the Arctic Circle
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