Top 10 Absurd Ways Santa Claus Could Be a CommunistSo it's 22 December 2015, of the Third Annual Christmas Countdown. We all know that Santa Claus is one of the biggest western influences of Christmas, but there is some speculation that Santa could be a communist. How? Let's check the reasons.... And by the way, don't take this list too seriously.
The Top Ten
Santa was once considered a figure of the devil. - TwilightKitsune
You know, the founder of Communism...
So does Tom Araya of Slayer... haha - Metal_Treasure
Haha, he does, actually. - LuxamV 1 Comment
Santa wears red. So does Satan. Spell Santa differently and get Satan. Satan wears red. USSR is red. Satan is USSR confirmed. - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Red is the color of Communism. Enough said.
By that logic, the republican party is communist.
Also in the past blue, green.
Oh wait its Coca-Cola and he is a communist now because he doesn't wink at the kid.
This is actually a pretty good reason. I have never gotten a present that says "Made in the USA" or some other country. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
And we all know that China is a communist country.
I laughed so hard at this one! Very unique list! - Alpha101
Lots of items are manufactured in China for some reason. - Luxam
Does that mean the Robertson family are communists too, - bobbythebrony
Stalin didn't have a beard, neither did Lenin (they had amazing mustaches though)
This is not a coincidence...
*reads all of the reasons*
*puts illuminati theme* - SamuiNeko
But how come upper class kids get so many different presents and working class kids get a select few? - PositronWildhawk
That's what I was thinking. So I guess Santa supports Capitalism? - Alpha101V 1 Comment
See, red again - Metal_Treasure
(this isn't serious right?!?!?! )
Dang it, Rudoplh. - Luxam
You know, the motto of the Soviet Union was "Workers of the world, unite! "
Please, don't tell me that this is in any way serious
I thought it meant "Nick Minaj" because she is one. - Skullkid755
Yeah, and that's how he knows where everyone lives - TwilightKitsune
Yeah. AND, the song says, "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…" which just shows an example of the vice grip of Communist governments. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
No doubt, this line refers to the KGB - "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake". KGB knows everything. - Metal_Treasure
Russia was the biggest communist country in the world...and Rudolf was Santa's reindeer.
Rudolf is a Germanic name and I guess Santa got Rudolf, The red nosed reindeer, from the Marxist wing of the German Communist Party. - Metal_TreasureV 1 Comment
And they put glowing hot coal in your stockings - while your feet were still in them - Billyv
Another song we all know but where there is a hidden message in reverse... - PositronWildhawk
Can someone send me the link to listen the reverse? - SamuiNeko
This is honestly the funniest thing ever!
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2. He looks like Karl Marx
3. He wears red