Top Ten Accounting-Related Pick-up Lines

The Top Ten

1 Hey girl, you've got a lovely pair of W-2s.

2 Let's fill out a 1040, you'll be the 10 and I'm the 40.

3 I've been auditing your body all night, and you are in fine standing.

4 You know, my return this year was huge, like, really huge.

5 Are you my revenue? Because I am at a loss without you.

6 I can show you just how you can earn your income tax credit.

7 You can increase your charitable contributions by handing me your digits.

8 Let's leave this place together so we can get started on that additional child tax credit.

9 After filing, I have found out I have a strong, flexible spending account. Is yours flexible too?

10 It's an accrual world out there, but I'm willing to invest in you.

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