Actual Punishments in Medieval Times

The Top Ten

1 Having a metallic pear shoved up your backside

2 Getting suffocated to death by mud

3 Having your feet licked by goats

This cracked me up

Sounds ticklish

4 Apologizing to your friends and family while wearing a white sheet

5 Being hung and cut down as you were alive

6 Getting your genitals cut off

7 Being lowered into water while being tied to a stool (women only)

8 Wearing a metallic bridle for 12 hours

9 Dipping your hands in a hot water kettle and plucking out a stone

10 Having your hands cut off

The Contenders

11 Being crucified

12 Shrew Fiddle

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