Top Ten Actual Things People Admitted to Doing While Driving

The Top Ten
1 Masturbating

Never actually witnessed this... But I should imagine it's a pretty dangerous thing to do. Even for a short while...

Give me one good reason why it's a good idea to do this while driving.

2 Drinking

Not just alcohol, but soft drinks from bottles which distract the driver.

That's a big one

3 Thinking about things other than the road

I think that sadly we have all( as in everyone who drives of course) done this at least once.

Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road.

I think more people do this than we imagine.

4 Emptying the ashtray out of the window

Hahaa you better not be on a motorbike besides that car! Another great list, Britgirl!

I have seen this! Disgraceful behaviour! Tsk!

5 Singing

I do this. Of course, I'm not driving, but one just can't resist singing along, especially when it's a song like Fun, Fun, Fun. "Well, she got her daddy's car and she cruised through the hamburger stand, now..."

I don't sing when in a car but I hum and sometimes act like I'm playing the piano or drums on the dashboard. I can imagine that people who see me think I'm a nutcase.

I sing songs really bad in the car.

I kind of like this.

6 Using their mobile

Even the police do this!

7 Cursing other drivers

Taxi drivers are known for it.

8 Getting a blowjob

Not sure I believe this has really happened.

9 Deliberately driving slowly
10 Deliberately driving through deep puddles

Only when people are walking on the sidewalk I would!

Oh no, better not fall in!

The Contenders
11 Falling asleep at the wheel

It's time to get in a car crash!

12 Sleeping
13 Watering plants in the cup holders
14 Frying eggs and bacon with a blowtorch

You gotta give this a #1!

15 Texting

It's illegal in my state.

16 Drive through stop signs

I see this all the time, and admit I've done it a couple times when no other drivers were there

17 Shooting a gun in the air

What if it hit your car!

18 Hitting something
19 Changing a baby's diaper

Taking double-tasking to a new level.

20 Driving naked
21 Having sex
22 Complaining about how long it takes for the light to change to green

And not finding a legitimate answer for it.

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