Top Ten Actual Things People Admitted to Doing While Driving


The Top Ten

1 Emptying the ashtray out of the window

I have seen this! Disgraceful behaviour! Tsk! - Britgirl

Hahaa you better not be on a motorbike besides that car! Another great list, Britgirl! - keyson

2 Drinking

Not just alcohol, but soft drinks from bottles which distract the driver. - Britgirl

That's a big one - hsd

3 Singing

I sing songs really bad in the car.

I do this. Of course, I'm not driving, but one just can't resist singing along, especially when it's a song like Fun, Fun, Fun. "Well, she got her daddy's car and she cruised through the hamburger stand, now..." - PetSounds

I don't sing when in a car but I hum and sometimes act like I'm playing the piano or drums on the dashboard. I can imagine that people who see me think I'm a nutcase. - PositronWildhawk

I kind of like this. - Britgirl

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4 Thinking about things other than the road

I think that sadly we have all( as in everyone who drives of course) done this at least once.

Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road.

I think more people do this than we imagine. - Britgirl

5 Masturbating

Never actually witnessed this... But I should imagine it's a pretty dangerous thing to do. Even for a short while... - Britgirl

Give me one good reason why it's a good idea to do this while driving. - RockFashionista

6 Using their mobile

Even the police do this! - Britgirl

7 Cursing other drivers

Taxi drivers are known for it. - Britgirl

8 Deliberately driving slowly

So bloody annoying! Hmph! - Britgirl

9 Deliberately driving through deep puddles

Oh no, better not fall in!

Only when people are walking on the sidewalk I would! - Curti2594

You know who you are. , AND YOU'RE WARPED! - Britgirl

10 Falling asleep at the wheel

It's time to get in a car crash!

The Contenders

11 Getting a blowjob

Not sure I believe this has really happened.

12 Sleeping
13 Watering plants in the cup holders

They will not get enough SUN

14 Frying eggs and bacon with a blowtorch


This MUST be the worst, right? - PositronWildhawk

You gotta give this a #1! - HezarioSeth

15 Texting

It's illegal in my state. - funnyuser

16 Shooting a gun in the air

What if it hit your car!

17 Hitting something
18 Changing a baby's diaper

Taking double-tasking to a new level.

19 Driving naked
20 Having sex
21 Complaining about how long it takes for the light to change to green

And not finding a legitimate answer for it. - NuMetalManiak

Gimme the green light! Cause I'm ready to go, go, go! Orey orey orey oreo-oh oh!

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