Top Ten Adult Jokes In Kids' Video Games

The Top Ten Adult Jokes In Kids' Video Games

1 "This gym is great! It's full of women!" - Pokemon Gold and Silver
2 Pit tells Hades to go home - Kid Icarus: Uprising

Oh.. that meant "Go to Hell"! LOL!

3 One of Bowser's poses at a Bowser Space looks very suggestive - Mario Party 3
4 A barrel behind Jolly's bar is labeled "Ginger Beer" - Banjo-Tooie
5 Starlow is called "nude" - Mario and Luigi: Dream Team

"I have SHOES! " - Garythesnail

6 A girl says that Knuckles' red color is the color of passion - Sonic Adventure
7 "If I looked more like you, I could run a different sort of business" - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
8 Some beds in the Hotel Richissime have lemonade on them - Pokemon X and Y
9 The "Monkey's Love" item - Earthbound
10 Candy Kong - Donkey Kong Country

The Newcomers

? "Boof" - Luigi's Mansion
? Shulk Yelling I'm Really Feeling It! While Almost Completely Naked (Ssb4)

The Contenders

11 Censorship - Conker's Bad Fur Day

Not even a kids game, it's basically an adult game with that kid-friendly art-style you see in some kids games. - myusernameisthis

My Little Pony smells like baloney!

NOT A KIDS GAME. (Well, it was originally...)

12 The Nude Woman - Kirby's Dream Land 2

This one was really weird. - myusernameisthis


13 "You said anything, didn't ya?" - Um Jammer Lammy
14 "Here, I'll help you fly... now which one is my RIGHT hand?" - Um Jammer Lammy
15 "It was I who added the NUTS to that statue!" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
16 Male Zonda's Phallic "Horn" - Azure Striker Gunvolt
17 Nude Suit - Yandere Simulator

Not really a kids game, but good point.

18 Gruntilda Saying "You'll Need New Underwear" - Banjo-Kazooie

My god...

19 The Statue in the Fire Temple - Ocarina of Time
20 Samus's "Secret" - Metroid: Zero Mission
21 Gardevoir's Appearance in General - Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
22 Impa Putting Her Head Into Her Arms When Link Asks Where Her Birthmark Is - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
23 Zero Suit Samus' Alts - Super Smash Bros 4
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