Top 10 Adult Jokes in Rocko's Modern Life
One of many reasons for it still EASILY standing as the overall funniest Nicktoon to dateI most certainly did not teach him to do that.
Best of all, the motel's owner was even Asian, just to conform to infamous real-life stereotypes all the more
(for the record, however, Rocko and Heffer were actually just bouncing on water beds...yeah, RIGHT)
Noway: Tickle my foot a little, Bighead (wiggles toes in ridiculously sensual fashion); I'm feeling a little BLUE...
Edward: (confusedly starts rubbing and stroking up and down Noway's bare sole with his finger)
Noway: (grins as smugly as he possibly can and makes only THE most ludicrously exaggerated of "sigh of relief" motions with his eyes) You play GOLF, Bighead?
Edward: (continues homo-erotically stroking Noway's foot in the hot tub) YES, SIR!
Noway: (already very clearly giving Ed the bedroom eyes) Mr. Dupette's playing golf this weekend and he needs a PARTNER...(camera zooms in ridiculously close ON Noway's bare sole in classic Tarantino movie fashion as Edward continues rubbing/stroking it up and down from heel to upper arch in classic foot-fetish porno fashion)
Edward: (after finally averting his insatiably horny eyes from the absolutely gorgeous topography of Noway's bare sole) REALLY?!
Noway: (taking on a rather bossy and dominant tone of voice) Now ...more
Honestly, this was actually pretty tame as far as banned scenes go, but I digress
Just seeing Rocko caught in between Gladys The Hippo Lady's breasts was probably, if nothing else, one of several moments from the show that officially turned many of its pre-teen viewers into furries themselves (not to mention the Nudist Beach, also from the exact same episode)
Also, who could forget this line: "BOY, you've got a BUOY in your PANTS"
Let's not forget the line "I'm going to stick my fingers into these holes" as Mr Bighead picks up the bowling ball.