Top 10 Adult Jokes in Rocko's Modern Life
One of many reasons for it still EASILY standing as the overall funniest Nicktoon to dateThe Top Ten
My Top 5 Personal Favorite Parts (even though the episode itself is atrocious as all get-out by the show's standards):
1) Her foot massage offer (obviously)
2) When Rocko accidentally tears off her clothes and literally zips his eyes shut in response
3) Bev actually PAYING Rocko for his service in classic prostitute fashion
4) Bev mixing literal Spanish Flies into Rocko's lemonade to get him "drunk enough for sex"
5) Rocko describing Bev's eyeballs as "very soft and veiny"
Guess you could say Heffer and Filburt caught him Nude Descending His Staircase on video camera
Also, "EVERYONE is FRAPPING IT to our bought-out film"
I most certainly did not teach him to do that.
Now if only I could sneak inside Rocko's ear canal and "moisten" his BRAIN (drools luridly at the mere thought)
Best of all, the motel's owner was even Asian, just to conform to infamous real-life stereotypes all the more
(for the record, however, Rocko and Heffer were actually just bouncing on water beds...yeah, RIGHT)
Noway: Tickle my foot a little, Bighead (wiggles toes in ridiculously sensual fashion); I'm feeling a little BLUE...
Edward: (confusedly starts rubbing and stroking up and down Noway's bare sole with his finger)
Noway: (grins as smugly as he possibly can and makes only THE most ludicrously exaggerated of "sigh of relief" motions with his eyes) You play GOLF, Bighead?
Edward: (continues homo-erotically stroking Noway's foot in the hot tub) YES, SIR!
Noway: (already very clearly giving Ed the bedroom eyes) Mr. Dupette's playing golf this weekend and he needs a PARTNER...(camera zooms in ridiculously close ON Noway's bare sole in classic Tarantino movie fashion as Edward continues rubbing/stroking it up and down from heel to upper arch in classic foot-fetish porno fashion)
Edward: (after finally averting his insatiably horny eyes from the absolutely gorgeous topography of Noway's bare sole) REALLY?!
Noway: (taking on a rather bossy and dominant tone of voice) Now ...more
Honestly, this was actually pretty tame as far as banned scenes go, but I digress
Let's just say "it's in the name"
Also, Filburt's romantic infatuation with the hot sexy nurse "cat" of the show as well
"HERE LIES A BIG WET CAT" - Who's For Dinner
"NIGHT OF THE SHAVED KITTENS" - Boob Tubed
"I SURE LOVE ME SOME HOT REDHEADED NURSE PUSSYCAT" - Filburt Shellbach
Just seeing Rocko caught in between Gladys The Hippo Lady's breasts was probably, if nothing else, one of several moments from the show that officially turned many of its pre-teen viewers into furries themselves (not to mention the Nudist Beach, also from the exact same episode)
Also, who could forget this line: "BOY, you've got a BUOY in your PANTS"
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Filburt even said that "sausages are very seductive".
Let's not forget the line "I'm going to stick my fingers into these holes" as Mr Bighead picks up the bowling ball.
Gets even better in I See London, I See France thanks to this line:
"This Chokey Chicken was erected in September of 1982"
And would have gotten even better in Season 4 if Heffer had gotten the chance to actually say:
"CHOKEY CHICKEN IS PEOPLE" rather than just "CHEWY CHICKEN IS PEOPLE"