Top 10 Adult Jokes in Rocko's Modern Life

My Top 5 Personal Favorite Parts (even though the episode itself is atrocious as all get-out by the show's standards):
1) Her foot massage offer (obviously)
2) When Rocko accidentally tears off her clothes and literally zips his eyes shut in response
3) Bev actually PAYING Rocko for his service in classic prostitute fashion
4) Bev mixing literal Spanish Flies into Rocko's lemonade to get him "drunk enough for sex"
5) Rocko describing Bev's eyeballs as "very soft and veiny" - xandermartin98

Guess you could say Heffer and Filburt caught him Nude Descending His Staircase on video camera

Also, "EVERYONE is FRAPPING IT to our bought-out film" - xandermartin98

Now if only I could sneak inside Rocko's ear canal and "moisten" his BRAIN (drools luridly at the mere thought) - xandermartin98

I most certainly did not teach him to do that. - Rocko

Best of all, the motel's owner was even Asian, just to conform to infamous real-life stereotypes all the more

(for the record, however, Rocko and Heffer were actually just bouncing on water beds...yeah, RIGHT) - xandermartin98

Noway: Tickle my foot a little, Bighead (wiggles toes in ridiculously sensual fashion); I'm feeling a little BLUE...

Edward: (confusedly starts rubbing and stroking up and down Noway's bare sole with his finger)
Noway: (grins as smugly as he possibly can and makes only THE most ludicrously exaggerated of "sigh of relief" motions with his eyes) You play GOLF, Bighead?
Edward: (continues homo-erotically stroking Noway's foot in the hot tub) YES, SIR!
Noway: (already very clearly giving Ed the bedroom eyes) Mr. Dupette's playing golf this weekend and he needs a PARTNER...(camera zooms in ridiculously close ON Noway's bare sole in classic Tarantino movie fashion as Edward continues rubbing/stroking it up and down from heel to upper arch in classic foot-fetish porno fashion)
Edward: (after finally averting his insatiably horny eyes from the absolutely gorgeous topography of Noway's bare sole) REALLY?!
Noway: (taking on a rather bossy and dominant tone of voice) Now ...more - xandermartin98

Honestly, this was actually pretty tame as far as banned scenes go, but I digress - xandermartin98

Let's just say "it's in the name" - xandermartin98

BE HOT

BE NAUGHTY
BE courteous - xandermartin98

Also, Filburt's romantic infatuation with the hot sexy nurse "cat" of the show as well - xandermartin98

"HERE LIES A BIG WET CAT" - Who's For Dinner
"NIGHT OF THE SHAVED KITTENS" - Boob Tubed
"I SURE LOVE ME SOME HOT REDHEADED NURSE PUSSYCAT" - Filburt Shellbach - xandermartin98

Filburt even said that "sausages are very seductive". - KalloFox34

Let's not forget the line "I'm going to stick my fingers into these holes" as Mr Bighead picks up the bowling ball. - Rocko

Gets even better in I See London, I See France thanks to this line:

"This Chokey Chicken was erected in September of 1982"

And would have gotten even better in Season 4 if Heffer had gotten the chance to actually say:

"CHOKEY CHICKEN IS PEOPLE" rather than just "CHEWY CHICKEN IS PEOPLE" - xandermartin98