Top 10 Adult Jokes in Rocko's Modern Life

One of many reasons for it still EASILY standing as the overall funniest Nicktoon to date

The Top Ten

1 Rocko x Bev Ship Tease from Leap Frogs

My Top 5 Personal Favorite Parts (even though the episode itself is atrocious as all get-out by the show's standards):
1) Her foot massage offer (obviously)
2) When Rocko accidentally tears off her clothes and literally zips his eyes shut in response
3) Bev actually PAYING Rocko for his service in classic prostitute fashion
4) Bev mixing literal Spanish Flies into Rocko's lemonade to get him "drunk enough for sex"
5) Rocko describing Bev's eyeballs as "very soft and veiny"

2 Rocko Accidentally Becoming a Porn Star in Camera Shy

Guess you could say Heffer and Filburt caught him Nude Descending His Staircase on video camera

Also, "EVERYONE is FRAPPING IT to our bought-out film"

3 Spunky "Moistening" Rocko's Mop in Clean Lovin'

I most certainly did not teach him to do that.

Now if only I could sneak inside Rocko's ear canal and "moisten" his BRAIN (drools luridly at the mere thought)

4 Rocko and Heffer Sleeping Together at the Local Love Motel in Road Rash

Best of all, the motel's owner was even Asian, just to conform to infamous real-life stereotypes all the more

(for the record, however, Rocko and Heffer were actually just bouncing on water beds...yeah, RIGHT)

5 Ed Bighead Giving Mr. No Way a Very Unnecessarily Erotic Foot Massage in a Hot Tub in the Opening Section of Teed Off

Noway: Tickle my foot a little, Bighead (wiggles toes in ridiculously sensual fashion); I'm feeling a little BLUE...

Edward: (confusedly starts rubbing and stroking up and down Noway's bare sole with his finger)
Noway: (grins as smugly as he possibly can and makes only THE most ludicrously exaggerated of "sigh of relief" motions with his eyes) You play GOLF, Bighead?
Edward: (continues homo-erotically stroking Noway's foot in the hot tub) YES, SIR!
Noway: (already very clearly giving Ed the bedroom eyes) Mr. Dupette's playing golf this weekend and he needs a PARTNER...(camera zooms in ridiculously close ON Noway's bare sole in classic Tarantino movie fashion as Edward continues rubbing/stroking it up and down from heel to upper arch in classic foot-fetish porno fashion)
Edward: (after finally averting his insatiably horny eyes from the absolutely gorgeous topography of Noway's bare sole) REALLY?!
Noway: (taking on a rather bossy and dominant tone of voice) Now ...more

6 Heffer and the Milking Machine from The Good, The Bad, and The Wallaby

Honestly, this was actually pretty tame as far as banned scenes go, but I digress

7 Dr. Bendova's Testicle and Prostate Exams from Flu-In-U-Enza

Let's just say "it's in the name"

8 Rocko x Bev Bighead Phone Sex Scene from Canned
9 "Pussycat" Innuendos on Gravestones in Who's for Dinner and Boob Tubed

Also, Filburt's romantic infatuation with the hot sexy nurse "cat" of the show as well

"HERE LIES A BIG WET CAT" - Who's For Dinner
"NIGHT OF THE SHAVED KITTENS" - Boob Tubed
"I SURE LOVE ME SOME HOT REDHEADED NURSE PUSSYCAT" - Filburt Shellbach

10 Cleavage Scene from Sand in Your Navel

Just seeing Rocko caught in between Gladys The Hippo Lady's breasts was probably, if nothing else, one of several moments from the show that officially turned many of its pre-teen viewers into furries themselves (not to mention the Nudist Beach, also from the exact same episode)

Also, who could forget this line: "BOY, you've got a BUOY in your PANTS"

The Contenders

11 Numerous Sausage Jokes in Schnit-Heads

Filburt even said that "sausages are very seductive".

12 Strip Poker Game from Cabin Fever
13 "I Don't Need Two Balls to Win This One" from Gutter Balls

Let's not forget the line "I'm going to stick my fingers into these holes" as Mr Bighead picks up the bowling ball.

14 Dog-Neutering Device on the Suck-O-Matic in A Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic
15 Filburt Being Walked in on While Taking Pictures of Naked Women with His Camera in Hair Licked
16 Night Elf Fetishist from Canned
17 Berry-Picking (Bear Balls) Scene from Hut Sut Raw
18 Mr. Bighead Spying on His Wife Through His Binoculars in Keeping Up with the Bigheads
19 The Danglers from Bedfellows
20 The Restaurant Title "Chokey Chicken" from To Heck and Back

Gets even better in I See London, I See France thanks to this line:

"This Chokey Chicken was erected in September of 1982"

And would have gotten even better in Season 4 if Heffer had gotten the chance to actually say:

"CHOKEY CHICKEN IS PEOPLE" rather than just "CHEWY CHICKEN IS PEOPLE"

21 Bird Coughing Up His Own Heart and Dying from Smoking Too Much in Flu-In-U-Enza
22 Voyeurist Gopher from A Sucker for the Suck-O-matic
23 The Bigheads' Sex Tapes from Camera Shy
24 John F. Kennedy Assassination Parody from the Opening to A Sucker for the Suck-O-matic
25 The Episode Title "Schnit-Heads"
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