Top 10 Adult Jokes in Rocko's Modern Life

xandermartin98
One of many reasons for it still EASILY standing as the overall funniest Nicktoon to date

The Top Ten

1 Rocko x Bev Ship Tease from Leap Frogs

My Top 5 Personal Favorite Parts (even though the episode itself is atrocious as all get-out by the show's standards):
1) Her foot massage offer (obviously)
2) When Rocko accidentally tears off her clothes and literally zips his eyes shut in response
3) Bev actually PAYING Rocko for his service in classic prostitute fashion
4) Bev mixing literal Spanish Flies into Rocko's lemonade to get him "drunk enough for sex"
5) Rocko describing Bev's eyeballs as "very soft and veiny" - xandermartin98

2 Rocko Accidentally Becoming a Porn Star in Camera Shy

Guess you could say Heffer and Filburt caught him Nude Descending His Staircase on video camera

Also, "EVERYONE is FRAPPING IT to our bought-out film" - xandermartin98

3 Spunky "Moistening" Rocko's Mop in Clean Lovin'

Now if only I could sneak inside Rocko's ear canal and "moisten" his BRAIN (drools luridly at the mere thought) - xandermartin98

I most certainly did not teach him to do that. - Rocko

4 Rocko and Heffer Sleeping Together at the Local Love Motel in Road Rash

Best of all, the motel's owner was even Asian, just to conform to infamous real-life stereotypes all the more

(for the record, however, Rocko and Heffer were actually just bouncing on water beds...yeah, RIGHT) - xandermartin98

5 Ed Bighead Giving Mr. No Way a Very Unnecessarily Erotic Foot Massage in a Hot Tub in the Opening Section of Teed Off

Noway: Tickle my foot a little, Bighead (wiggles toes in ridiculously sensual fashion); I'm feeling a little BLUE...

Edward: (confusedly starts rubbing and stroking up and down Noway's bare sole with his finger)
Noway: (grins as smugly as he possibly can and makes only THE most ludicrously exaggerated of "sigh of relief" motions with his eyes) You play GOLF, Bighead?
Edward: (continues homo-erotically stroking Noway's foot in the hot tub) YES, SIR!
Noway: (already very clearly giving Ed the bedroom eyes) Mr. Dupette's playing golf this weekend and he needs a PARTNER...(camera zooms in ridiculously close ON Noway's bare sole in classic Tarantino movie fashion as Edward continues rubbing/stroking it up and down from heel to upper arch in classic foot-fetish porno fashion)
Edward: (after finally averting his insatiably horny eyes from the absolutely gorgeous topography of Noway's bare sole) REALLY?!
Noway: (taking on a rather bossy and dominant tone of voice) Now ...more - xandermartin98

6 Heffer and the Milking Machine from The Good, The Bad, and The Wallaby

Honestly, this was actually pretty tame as far as banned scenes go, but I digress - xandermartin98

7 Dr. Bendova's Testicle and Prostate Exams from Flu-In-U-Enza

Let's just say "it's in the name" - xandermartin98

8 Rocko x Bev Bighead Phone Sex Scene from Canned

BE HOT

BE NAUGHTY
BE courteous - xandermartin98

9 "Pussycat" Innuendos on Gravestones in Who's for Dinner and Boob Tubed

Also, Filburt's romantic infatuation with the hot sexy nurse "cat" of the show as well - xandermartin98

"HERE LIES A BIG WET CAT" - Who's For Dinner
"NIGHT OF THE SHAVED KITTENS" - Boob Tubed
"I SURE LOVE ME SOME HOT REDHEADED NURSE PUSSYCAT" - Filburt Shellbach - xandermartin98

10 Cleavage Scene from Sand in Your Navel

Just seeing Rocko caught in between Gladys The Hippo Lady's breasts was probably, if nothing else, one of several moments from the show that officially turned many of its pre-teen viewers into furries themselves (not to mention the Nudist Beach, also from the exact same episode)

Also, who could forget this line: "BOY, you've got a BUOY in your PANTS" - xandermartin98

The Contenders

11 Strip Poker Game from Cabin Fever
12 "I Don't Need Two Balls to Win This One" from Gutter Balls

Let's not forget the line "I'm going to stick my fingers into these holes" as Mr Bighead picks up the bowling ball. - Rocko

13 Dog-Neutering Device on the Suck-O-Matic in A Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic
14 Filburt Being Walked in on While Taking Pictures of Naked Women with His Camera in Hair Licked
15 Night Elf Fetishist from Canned
16 Berry-Picking (Bear Balls) Scene from Hut Sut Raw
17 Mr. Bighead Spying on His Wife Through His Binoculars in Keeping Up with the Bigheads
18 The Danglers from Bedfellows
19 The Restaurant Title "Chokey Chicken" from To Heck and Back

Gets even better in I See London, I See France thanks to this line:

"This Chokey Chicken was erected in September of 1982"

And would have gotten even better in Season 4 if Heffer had gotten the chance to actually say:

"CHOKEY CHICKEN IS PEOPLE" rather than just "CHEWY CHICKEN IS PEOPLE" - xandermartin98

20 Bird Coughing Up His Own Heart and Dying from Smoking Too Much in Flu-In-U-Enza
21 Voyeurist Gopher from A Sucker for the Suck-O-matic
22 The Bigheads' Sex Tapes from Camera Shy
23 John F. Kennedy Assassination Parody from the Opening to A Sucker for the Suck-O-matic
24 The Episode Title "Schnit-Heads"
25 Barenaked Frog Breasts from the Nature Show that Rocko and Bev Bighead Watch in Leap Frogs
26 Animal Racism in Rocko's Happy Sack and the Big Question
27 Bev Bighead Getting Her Bra Snatched Right Off by Turdy in Bye Bye Birdy
28 Heffer and Filburt Playing Literal "Spank the Monkey" Board Game in Gutter Balls
29 Numerous Sausage Jokes in Schnit-Heads
30 Really Really Big Man's "Nipples of the Future" from Power Trip
31 Rocko's Reaction to Hearing About the Girl with an "Unbearable Fetish for Short Wallabies" in Love Spanked
32 Rocko's Heart Pounding Backward Into His Ball Sack from Sheer Romantic Excitement in Love Spanked
33 "Let's Trade Math Equations, Baby" from Love Spanked
34 The Kingdom of "Balzac" from the Emperor's New Joe
35 Filburt's Heavily Implied Foot Fetish and Sexual Attraction to Rocko, Most Notably in Kiss Me I'm Foreign, Hair Licked and Camera Shy
36 Bev Bighead's Nose Fetish from Nothing to Sneeze At
37 The Meaning Behind the Episode "Closet Clown"
38 Ed x Bev Sex Scene from Ed is Dead
39 Heffer Using His X-Ray Glasses to See Rocko, Filburt and the Bigheads Naked in Hypno-Puppy Luv
40 Rocko Running Around Town Naked and Pretending to Be a Dog in Hypno-Puppy Luv
41 The Bigheads' Hamster Ball Fetish from Wacky Delly
42 The Reason Behind Filburt Wearing Glasses
43 Heffer Urinating His Name Into the Snow in Snowballs
44 Constipated Cloud from Rocko's Modern Christmas
45 Dr. Hutchison Keeping a Baboon Heart Under Her Pillow in Closet Clown
46 Animal Cannibalism from To Heck and Back
47 Nudist Beach from Sand in Your Navel
48 Nudist Club from The Lounge Singer
49 Shell-Less Beach from Born to Spawn
50 Rocko Having to Strip Himself Naked Just to Get Through Airport Security in Jet Scream
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