Top 10 Best Adult Jokes that Were Snuck Into the Parappa the Rapper Franchise
Yes, this especially includes Um Jammer Lammy as wellThe Top Ten
1 The entirety of "Vital Idol" from Um Jammer Lammy is basically Satan's horny ex-wife singing dramatically about how much she wants to bang Lammy (who is an anthropomorphic goat, just like many of Satan's real-life depictions)
To top it off, Lammy also quite literally has HORNS as well
2 In the opening cutscene to "The Bathroom Rap" from Parappa 1, Sunny Funny displays heavily implied sexual attraction to Parappa's feces (in real life, dog poop is commonly used as plant fertilizer)
3 In "Romantic Love" from Parappa 2, Parappa and PJ watch a "strictly for adults" aerobics show in which Master Onion teaches them how to perform "Romantic Karate" on each other (and at one point in the song, Parappa even french-kisses PJ)
4 In the opening cutscene to "Power On, Power Off" from Um Jammer Lammy, Paul threatens to violently (sexually) assault Lammy with a chainsaw
5 In "BIG" from Parappa 2, Guru Ant asks Parappa, in an incredibly seductive jazz voice, if he wants (his privates) to grow big
6 In the opening cutscene to "Fright Flight" from Um Jammer Lammy, Fussenpepper calls Lammy "soldier", implying that he himself mistook her for a boy due to how much she looks like one, then asks her which one his right hand is a few seconds later
I've got a THING for tomboys
7 "Cheap Cheap's Rap" from Parappa 1 can very easily be remixed into a song about mixing and cooking crack cocaine in a bowl
8 In "Noodles Can't Be Beat" from Parappa 2, Parappa and Colonel Noodle talk really creepily about how "that slippery little thing tastes good all the time" and also say "slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it"
9 In "Fire Fire" from Um Jammer Lammy, the background phrase "with the funk" sounds very fittingly like "what the f***"
10 When Parappa recites Beard Burger Master's "melted cheese" line in "Food Court" from Parappa 2, BBM makes a point to also slip in some classic overly excited Michael Jackson "OW" noises
Actually only one of them (OUT LOUD, at least), but still
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11 In "Fire Fire" from Um Jammer Lammy, the lines "hold your hose real tight and get ready for a real fight" and "push the button, and just pull the chain, then out comes heavy pouring rain"
12 In "Sista Moosesha" from Parappa 2, the jump ropes from the beginning of the song's music video are being produced from the breasts of mechanical naked women
13 In the opening cutscene to "Power Off, Power On" from Um Jammer Lammy, Lammy crashes a mentally disabled Air Force veteran's plane into a fully loaded parking lot and kills hundreds of people in the process
14 In "Food Court" from Parappa 2, Beard Burger Master comments that "his buns are very toasty"
15 The initials of "After-School Sale" from Um Jammer Lammy spell out A. S. S.
16 When Parappa accidentally faceplants into his own cake in the opening to "Cheap Cheap's Rap" from Parappa 1, it looks as if he has (ahem) spunk all over his face
17 In the opening to "On Monday" from Um Jammer Lammy, Katy requests for Parappa and PJ to give her and Lammy foot massages in-between concerts
18 In "Prince Fleaswallow's Rap" from Parappa 1, Fleaswallow comments that he's been working at the flea market "since his mother was a baby"
19 All throughout the entire main campaign of Um Jammer Lammy, the game VERY heavily implies that Lammy is stoned out of her mind on LSD and is actually just imagining everything that's happening
20 In the opening cutscene to "Millennium Girl" from Um Jammer Lammy, Rammy complains that "she never gets any messages on her beeper" because she's literally the only person in the world that still uses one
21 With the way that real-life flowers are laid out anatomically, Sunny Funny could very well be a LITERAL genitalia-head for all we know
22 The bullies in the opening cutscenes to both Parappa 1 and Um Jammer Lammy describe Sunny and Lammy as "little babes all dressed up for them"
23 In Parappa's take on "Fire Fire" from Um Jammer Lammy, the sheer amount of usages of the words "squirt" and "come"
24 In the opening cutscene to "After School Sale" from Um Jammer Lammy, Lammy is greeted by a huge parade of expectant rabbit parents that more-than-likely JUST had sex with other and thus is loaded with babies
25 When Lammy transforms the fire hose into a guitar in "Fire Fire" from Um Jammer Lammy, she does it noticeably more passionately than with any of the other objects
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