Top 10 Best Adult Jokes that Were Snuck Into the Parappa the Rapper FranchiseYes, this especially includes Um Jammer Lammy as well
The Top Ten
1 The entirety of "Vital Idol" from Um Jammer Lammy is basically Satan's horny ex-wife singing dramatically about how much she wants to bang Lammy (who is an anthropomorphic goat, just like many of Satan's real-life depictions)
To top it off, Lammy also quite literally has HORNS as well - xandermartin98
2 In the opening cutscene to "The Bathroom Rap" from Parappa 1, Sunny Funny displays heavily implied sexual attraction to Parappa's feces (in real life, dog poop is commonly used as plant fertilizer)
3 In "Romantic Love" from Parappa 2, Parappa and PJ watch a "strictly for adults" aerobics show in which Master Onion teaches them how to perform "Romantic Karate" on each other (and at one point in the song, Parappa even french-kisses PJ)
4 In the opening cutscene to "Power On, Power Off" from Um Jammer Lammy, Paul threatens to violently (sexually) assault Lammy with a chainsaw
5 In "BIG" from Parappa 2, Guru Ant asks Parappa, in an incredibly seductive jazz voice, if he wants (his privates) to grow big
6 In the opening cutscene to "Fright Flight" from Um Jammer Lammy, Fussenpepper calls Lammy "soldier", implying that he himself mistook her for a boy due to how much she looks like one, then asks her which one his right hand is a few seconds later
I've got a THING for tomboys - xandermartin98
7 "Cheap Cheap's Rap" from Parappa 1 can very easily be remixed into a song about mixing and cooking crack cocaine in a bowl
8 In "Noodles Can't Be Beat" from Parappa 2, Parappa and Colonel Noodle talk really creepily about how "that slippery little thing tastes good all the time" and also say "slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it"
9 In "Fire Fire" from Um Jammer Lammy, the background phrase "with the funk" sounds very fittingly like "what the f***"
10 When Parappa recites Beard Burger Master's "melted cheese" line in "Food Court" from Parappa 2, BBM makes a point to also slip in some classic overly excited Michael Jackson "OW" noises
Actually only one of them (OUT LOUD, at least), but still - xandermartin98
11 In "Fire Fire" from Um Jammer Lammy, the lines "hold your hose real tight and get ready for a real fight" and "push the button, and just pull the chain, then out comes heavy pouring rain"
12 In "Sista Moosesha" from Parappa 2, the jump ropes from the beginning of the song's music video are being produced from the breasts of mechanical naked women
13 In the opening cutscene to "Power Off, Power On" from Um Jammer Lammy, Lammy crashes a mentally disabled Air Force veteran's plane into a fully loaded parking lot and kills hundreds of people in the process
14 In "Food Court" from Parappa 2, Beard Burger Master comments that "his buns are very toasty"
15 The initials of "After-School Sale" from Um Jammer Lammy spell out A. S. S.
16 When Parappa accidentally faceplants into his own cake in the opening to "Cheap Cheap's Rap" from Parappa 1, it looks as if he has (ahem) spunk all over his face
17 In the opening to "On Monday" from Um Jammer Lammy, Katy requests for Parappa and PJ to give her and Lammy foot massages in-between concerts
18 In "Prince Fleaswallow's Rap" from Parappa 1, Fleaswallow comments that he's been working at the flea market "since his mother was a baby"
19 All throughout the entire main campaign of Um Jammer Lammy, the game VERY heavily implies that Lammy is stoned out of her mind on LSD and is actually just imagining everything that's happening
20 In the opening cutscene to "Millennium Girl" from Um Jammer Lammy, Rammy complains that "she never gets any messages on her beeper" because she's literally the only person in the world that still uses one
21 With the way that real-life flowers are laid out anatomically, Sunny Funny could very well be a LITERAL genitalia-head for all we know
22 The bullies in the opening cutscenes to both Parappa 1 and Um Jammer Lammy describe Sunny and Lammy as "little babes all dressed up for them"
23 In Parappa's take on "Fire Fire" from Um Jammer Lammy, the sheer amount of usages of the words "squirt" and "come"
24 In the opening cutscene to "After School Sale" from Um Jammer Lammy, Lammy is greeted by a huge parade of expectant rabbit parents that more-than-likely JUST had sex with other and thus is loaded with babies
25 When Lammy transforms the fire hose into a guitar in "Fire Fire" from Um Jammer Lammy, she does it noticeably more passionately than with any of the other objects
26 If and when you fail "The Bathroom Rap" in Parappa 1, Parappa's literal "red rocket" takes off in his pants
27 Lammy is a very stereotypically lesbian girl whose favorite thing in the world is pussycat
28 The name of Lammy's all-girl band is "Milkcan"
29 In "After-School Sale" from Um Jammer Lammy, Lammy horrifically abuses an innocent baby while Cathy eagerly requests for every single one OF said babies to immediately be "put to sleep"
30 The chainsaws in "Power Off, Power On" from Um Jammer Lammy have the words "BITE ME" engraved onto the sides of them
31 In the opening to "After-School Sale" from Um Jammer Lammy, Cathy drags Lammy into the local shopping mall in a profoundly registered-sexual-offender-ish fashion so that she can get the "baby" out of her
32 Teriyaki Yoko from Um Jammer Lammy is actually just a ridiculously exaggerated parody of Yoko Ono from the Beatles
33 Officer Mooselini from Parappa 1 was indeed named after Benito Mussolini
34 In "Hair Scare" from Parappa 2, Parappa and Hairdresser Octopus fix Lammy's and Katy's problems with some good old-fashioned scissoring (of their hair, of course)
35 At the end of "Power Off, Power On" from Um Jammer Lammy, Paul starts creepily, hornily and aggressively begging to see Lammy's "guitar" and for her to "show him just who she is"
36 The entirety of "Power Off, Power On" from Um Jammer Lammy is about a beaver and a sheep "getting wood" together
37 In "Noodles Can't Be Beat" from Parappa 2, Colonel Noodle describing his noodles as "long, thin and occasionally gooey"
38 Parappa and Lammy staring flirtatiously at each other in "The Finale" from Parappa 2
39 Lammy makes the vast majority of her fanbase "um" into their jammies
40 "Jammer Lammy" rhymes with "Fanny Tranny"
41 In "Millennium Girl" from Um Jammer Lammy, Katy mentions how she's always getting up out of bed and immediately "trying to suck herself" because it "doesn't work with anyone else"
42 If you listen closely to the lyrics of "Prince Fleaswallow's Rap" from Parappa 1, you can tell that Fleaswallow is indeed a greedy, self-centered drug addict who just broke out of jail and is "on the run" from local police
43 In "Fright Flight" from Um Jammer Lammy, not one but TWO insane schizophrenic maniacs are being allowed to fly an airplane together
44 In "Fright Flight" from Um Jammer Lammy, Fussenpepper repeatedly complains about having chronic, agonizing pain in his brain and knees from how old he is
45 In Parappa 1 and 2, Sunny Funny's father, General Potter, is a literal pothead
46 In "Food Court" from Parappa 2, Beard Burger Master wants Parappa to "french the fries"
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