Top Ten Types of Advertisements that Should Have Never Been Made

Nickelodeon used to be good, but now (along with many other channels these days), they’re stupid and promoting kids to brainwash their minds and expose them to mean spirited humor along with toilet humor and boredom.
They got rid of many of the good shows and replaced them with garbage.

The commercials too are awful nowadays and some include toys that put kids at risk of injuries and deaths (yet they once promoted moon shoes, which caused numerous injuries and are now recalled).

Modern Nickelodeon is crap.

The ads usually have little to nothing to do with the car they're advertising.

*hears whistle* Do I hear boss music?

This is beyond disturbing.

Just look at how creepy the box is.

It promoted the Cabbage Patch snacktime kids dolls, which ate anything it’s mouth came with, leading to injuries on children.
After complaints about the dangers, they were finally called off.

Sky Dancers were meant to be real life concepts of fairies children can have fun with, but unfortunately they flew haphazardly, landing on property and people, causing injuries such as blindness, lacerations, minor concussions, and even broken ribs.
After such incidents, they were recalled.

Aqua dots were meant to be a fun way to connect little dots into artwork, but the liquids that helped the dots stick together metabolized into gamma hydroxybutyrate (GHB) when swallowed, which is a date rape drug, causing children to fall into comas requiring hospitalization for treatment.
Children were at such risk and they were rebranded into pixos.

Brands such as Monster Science and Super Star Science involves little marbles that would expand 200 to 400x their original size when fully absorbed with water.

But some children swallowed them thinking they were candy and when they expanded inside their bodies, they experienced severe life-threatening dehydration and vomiting.
Yet they couldn’t be detected by x-rays and had to be surgically removed.

Yo-yo water balls looked fun, but they were made of flammable diesel hydrocarbons and there were 410 reported cases of injuries by these toys.
294 of them though were from suffocation/strangulation.

After numerous reports along with complaints, they were finally called off and removed from the shelves.