I never really watched Samurai Jack as a kid, but I've recently picked up some interest in watching some episodes of it, especially since the show is getting a revival on Toonami sometime in 2017 as of the time I make this list. This list compiles some of the best quotes from Aku, the main antagonist of Samurai Jack. Feel free to vote and add more quotes to the list if you would like.
1 Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Yes, I can hold. Yes, I would like to place an order for delivery. Aku. I think I'm in the computer. Yes, that's it. I'd like a large... uh? What? Extra thick! 30 minutes or it's free - excellent! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!
He is nowhere to be seen in the first episode of the fifth season... I wonder what he will look like when he is finally revealed. Will he look the same or look drastically older? - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Greatest quote of all time
Best Aku moment in the entire show. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
EXTRA THICC! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
2 Samurai fool! Your efforts are in vain again. This gateway to the past is once more beyond your... reach? You can fly?
Samurai Jack: No, jump good! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
3 Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl, with a red riding cape and GREAT FLAAAAMING EYEBROWS!
4 The beast was struck, and was transformed, into... BEEEEEEF JERRRRRRRKY.
5 Who dares to summon the Master of Masters, the Deliverer of Darkness, the Shogun of Sorrow, Aku?
6 Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past.
7 Can you not see? Aku is beyond destruction!
8 Yes, it is I, Samurai Jack. How incredibly observant you are.
"Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai! " And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again." - ModernSpongeBobSucks
9 You're so lucky, Samurai - most of us have to live with our mistakes, but you get to die by yours!
10 Fool! Nothing of this world can harm me. For I am Aku! The Shogun of sorrow, the deliverer of darkness. Your new master. And you will bow to me.
11 There was an almighty, all-powerful wizard and there was a pathetic little samurai and the wizard DESTROYED HIM *explosion* THE END!!
Hey, I remember this quote! Who was the genius that submitted this item? - ModernSpongeBobSucks
That would be me :D
Visitor, you are a wise one. I appreciate you taking the time to submit one of Aku's best lines to this list. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
12 Well, I-I just assumed that eventually over time he would just - Di-i-i-i-e!
Wow. I just uploaded the image today and it's already been approved. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Di-i-i-i-e! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
13 Oh! That was the old Aku. This is a new Aku. And he really doesn't care about a pathetic samurai who wanders around like a mad fool. It's hilarious, really.
Look, I'll tell you what. You want to destroy him? Go ahead! Who cares? I certainly don't! Not one bit at all! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
14 Hmm, perhaps annihilating this scum will break me out of my malaise.
"I'm sorry, old man. I think you're lost." - ModernSpongeBobSucks
15 Look, I'll tell you what. You want to destroy him? Go ahead! Who cares? I certainly don't! Not one bit at all!
16 Phew! That was close! I didn't think you'd get here so fast.
17 A giant stone samurai? Really?
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
18 Fool! Oh, fun fact. That was the last remaining time portal in existence!
19 Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku. Not! Because, after all these years, I have captured Samurai Jack and the sword!
20 Ooh, so angry! Be careful, Samurai. So much stress will give you a heart attack. Ooh! What am I saying? Please continue! Never mind what I said!
21 Ho, ho! Not so fast, Samurai. I know better than to mess with that sword! But before I go, I'll leave you someone to play with.
22 Hello. You are now hearing the voice of Aku! Unfortunately, I will no longer be available for any more appointments. I'm sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Now, go!
23 You're nothing but insignificant insects to Aku. And insects get squashed and exterminated!
24 Huh. You know, after all these years, I'm not really sure how I want to do it.
"Get on with it! " - ModernSpongeBobSucks
26 Samurai Jack! It has been too long. Far, far too long. But you're probably saying to yourself, "Why? Why now for our sudden reunion?" Well, a little birdie told me...
Scaramouche: That Samurai Jack has lost the one thing in the entire universe that can destroy Aku!
Aku: You foool! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
27 Well, it has been nice catching up, but I should go. I don't want to interrupt you and your lady friend. Pretend I was never here. I'll let myself out.
28 Wait a minute. I smell something something very familiar. I smell me!
"Hold it! Time out! Really! There's more Aku here, besides me." - ModernSpongeBobSucks
29 Sweetheart, you have to bring out your best to defeat him, and your best part is meeeee!
"That's my girl! " - ModernSpongeBobSucks
30 I mean, you try and raise them right, then they run off with your mortal enemy. What's a dad to do?
31 To all those fools who dare oppose me, your hero is dead! Your hope is dead! I am the one true master! Let this be a lesson to all! Time to die, Samurai Jack!
32 Yes. The simplest solution is usually the best one!
33 You have insulted my footwear. My sandals don’t like to be laughed at.
This list is supposed to be about best AKU quotes from Samurai Jack. Not Jack himself. I can make a separate list for Jack's quotes, though. - ModernSpongeBobSucks