1 Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Yes, I can hold. Yes, I would like to place an order for delivery. Aku. I think I'm in the computer. Yes, that's it. I'd like a large... uh? What? Extra thick! 30 minutes or it's free - excellent! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!
He is nowhere to be seen in the first episode of the fifth season... I wonder what he will look like when he is finally revealed. Will he look the same or look drastically older?
Best Aku moment in the entire show.
Greatest quote of all time
2 Samurai fool! Your efforts are in vain again. This gateway to the past is once more beyond your... reach? You can fly?
Samurai Jack: No, jump good!
3 Fool! Nothing of this world can harm me. For I am Aku! The Shogun of sorrow, the deliverer of darkness. Your new master. And you will bow to me.
4 Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl, with a red riding cape and GREAT FLAAAAMING EYEBROWS!
5 Who dares to summon the Master of Masters, the Deliverer of Darkness, the Shogun of Sorrow, Aku?
6 Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past.
7 Can you not see? Aku is beyond destruction!
8 Yes, it is I, Samurai Jack. How incredibly observant you are.
"Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai! " And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again."
9 The beast was struck, and was transformed, into... BEEEEEEF JERRRRRRRKY.
10 Samurai Jack! It has been too long. Far, far too long. But you're probably saying to yourself, "Why? Why now for our sudden reunion?" Well, a little birdie told me...
(Jack Pulls out Katana)
Aku: AH! (Looks confused, then stares at Scaramouche with a stern and angry look)
Scaramouche: Oh, but master I-(Aku blows up his head before he could continue)
Scaramouche: That Samurai Jack has lost the one thing in the entire universe that can destroy Aku!
Aku: You foool!
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11 There was an almighty, all-powerful wizard and there was a pathetic little samurai and the wizard DESTROYED HIM *explosion* THE END!!
Hey, I remember this quote! Who was the genius that submitted this item?
12 Well, I-I just assumed that eventually over time he would just - Di-i-i-i-e!
Wow. I just uploaded the image today and it's already been approved.
13 Well, it has been nice catching up, but I should go. I don't want to interrupt you and your lady friend. Pretend I was never here. I'll let myself out.
14 You're so lucky, Samurai - most of us have to live with our mistakes, but you get to die by yours!
15 Oh! That was the old Aku. This is a new Aku. And he really doesn't care about a pathetic samurai who wanders around like a mad fool. It's hilarious, really.
Look, I'll tell you what. You want to destroy him? Go ahead! Who cares? I certainly don't! Not one bit at all!
16 Hmm, perhaps annihilating this scum will break me out of my malaise.
"I'm sorry, old man. I think you're lost."
17 Phew! That was close! I didn't think you'd get here so fast.
18 Look, I'll tell you what. You want to destroy him? Go ahead! Who cares? I certainly don't! Not one bit at all!
19 A giant stone samurai? Really?
20 Ooh, so angry! Be careful, Samurai. So much stress will give you a heart attack. Ooh! What am I saying? Please continue! Never mind what I said!
21 Fool! Oh, fun fact. That was the last remaining time portal in existence!
22 Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku. Not! Because, after all these years, I have captured Samurai Jack and the sword!
23 Huh. You know, after all these years, I'm not really sure how I want to do it.
24 Ho, ho! Not so fast, Samurai. I know better than to mess with that sword! But before I go, I'll leave you someone to play with.
25 Hello. You are now hearing the voice of Aku! Unfortunately, I will no longer be available for any more appointments. I'm sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Now, go!
