Best Aku Quotes from Samurai Jack

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I never really watched Samurai Jack as a kid, but I've recently picked up some interest in watching some episodes of it, especially since the show is getting a revival on Toonami sometime in 2017 as of the time I make this list. This list compiles some of the best quotes from Aku, the main antagonist of Samurai Jack. Feel free to vote and add more quotes to the list if you would like.

The Top Ten

1 Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Yes, I can hold. Yes, I would like to place an order for delivery. Aku. I think I'm in the computer. Yes, that's it. I'd like a large... uh? What? Extra thick! 30 minutes or it's free - excellent! Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Yes, I can hold. Yes, I would like to place an order for delivery. Aku. I think I'm in the computer. Yes, that's it. I'd like a large... uh? What? Extra thick! 30 minutes or it's free - excellent! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

He is nowhere to be seen in the first episode of the fifth season... I wonder what he will look like when he is finally revealed. Will he look the same or look drastically older? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Best Aku moment in the entire show. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Greatest quote of all time

EXTRA THICC! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

2 Samurai fool! Your efforts are in vain again. This gateway to the past is once more beyond your... reach? You can fly? Samurai fool! Your efforts are in vain again. This gateway to the past is once more beyond your... reach? You can fly? V 1 Comment
3 Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl, with a red riding cape and GREAT FLAAAAMING EYEBROWS! Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl, with a red riding cape and GREAT FLAAAAMING EYEBROWS!
4 The beast was struck, and was transformed, into... BEEEEEEF JERRRRRRRKY. The beast was struck, and was transformed, into... BEEEEEEF JERRRRRRRKY.
5 Who dares to summon the Master of Masters, the Deliverer of Darkness, the Shogun of Sorrow, Aku? Who dares to summon the Master of Masters, the Deliverer of Darkness, the Shogun of Sorrow, Aku?

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6 Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past. Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past.
7 Can you not see? Aku is beyond destruction! Can you not see? Aku is beyond destruction!
8 Yes, it is I, Samurai Jack. How incredibly observant you are. Yes, it is I, Samurai Jack. How incredibly observant you are.

"Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai! " And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again." - ModernSpongeBobSucks

9 Fool! Nothing of this world can harm me. For I am Aku! The Shogun of sorrow, the deliverer of darkness. Your new master. And you will bow to me. Fool! Nothing of this world can harm me. For I am Aku! The Shogun of sorrow, the deliverer of darkness. Your new master. And you will bow to me.
10 You're so lucky, Samurai - most of us have to live with our mistakes, but you get to die by yours! You're so lucky, Samurai - most of us have to live with our mistakes, but you get to die by yours!

The Newcomers

? A giant stone samurai? Really? A giant stone samurai? Really?

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

? Yes. The simplest solution is usually the best one! Yes. The simplest solution is usually the best one!

The Contenders

11 There was an almighty, all-powerful wizard and there was a pathetic little samurai and the wizard DESTROYED HIM *explosion* THE END!! There was an almighty, all-powerful wizard and there was a pathetic little samurai and the wizard DESTROYED HIM *explosion* THE END!!

Hey, I remember this quote! Who was the genius that submitted this item? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

That would be me :D

Visitor, you are a wise one. I appreciate you taking the time to submit one of Aku's best lines to this list. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

12 Well, I-I just assumed that eventually over time he would just - Di-i-i-i-e! Well, I-I just assumed that eventually over time he would just - Di-i-i-i-e!

Wow. I just uploaded the image today and it's already been approved. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Di-i-i-i-e! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

13 Oh! That was the old Aku. This is a new Aku. And he really doesn't care about a pathetic samurai who wanders around like a mad fool. It's hilarious, really. Oh! That was the old Aku. This is a new Aku. And he really doesn't care about a pathetic samurai who wanders around like a mad fool. It's hilarious, really.

Look, I'll tell you what. You want to destroy him? Go ahead! Who cares? I certainly don't! Not one bit at all! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

14 Look, I'll tell you what. You want to destroy him? Go ahead! Who cares? I certainly don't! Not one bit at all! Look, I'll tell you what. You want to destroy him? Go ahead! Who cares? I certainly don't! Not one bit at all!
15 Hmm, perhaps annihilating this scum will break me out of my malaise. Hmm, perhaps annihilating this scum will break me out of my malaise.

"I'm sorry, old man. I think you're lost." - ModernSpongeBobSucks

16 Phew! That was close! I didn't think you'd get here so fast. Phew! That was close! I didn't think you'd get here so fast.
17 Fool! Oh, fun fact. That was the last remaining time portal in existence! Fool! Oh, fun fact. That was the last remaining time portal in existence!
18 Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku. Not! Because, after all these years, I have captured Samurai Jack and the sword! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku. Not! Because, after all these years, I have captured Samurai Jack and the sword!
19 Ooh, so angry! Be careful, Samurai. So much stress will give you a heart attack. Ooh! What am I saying? Please continue! Never mind what I said! Ooh, so angry! Be careful, Samurai. So much stress will give you a heart attack. Ooh! What am I saying? Please continue! Never mind what I said!
20 Ho, ho! Not so fast, Samurai. I know better than to mess with that sword! But before I go, I'll leave you someone to play with. Ho, ho! Not so fast, Samurai. I know better than to mess with that sword! But before I go, I'll leave you someone to play with.
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1. Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Yes, I can hold. Yes, I would like to place an order for delivery. Aku. I think I'm in the computer. Yes, that's it. I'd like a large... uh? What? Extra thick! 30 minutes or it's free - excellent! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!
2. Samurai fool! Your efforts are in vain again. This gateway to the past is once more beyond your... reach? You can fly?
3. Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl, with a red riding cape and GREAT FLAAAAMING EYEBROWS!
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