Top Ten Alternate Blind Guardian Song Titles with a Word Replaced with the Word "Fart"

I haven't listened to all songs on this list, but I made this list anyway, because I like Blind Guardian.
The Top Ten
1 The Fart's Song (The Bard's Song)
2 Journey Through the Fart (Journey Through the Dark)

This sounds very epic, LOL

3 Fart for the Night (Run for the Night)
4 The Ninth Fart (The Ninth Wave)
5 A Voice in the Fart (A Voice in the Dark)

This is kinda creepy, LOL

6 Into the Fart (Into the Storm)
7 Under the Fart (Under the Ice)
8 And the Fart Ends (And the Story Ends)
9 A Fart and Future Secret (A Past and Future Secret)
10 Somewhere Fart Beyond (Somewhere Far Beyond)
The Contenders
11 The Holy Fart (The Holy Grail)

Sweet baby Jesus - Gehenna

12 Sacred Fart (Sacred Worlds)
13 Fart Stands Still (Time Stands Still)
14 Lord of the Fart (Lord of the Rings)
15 Fart of Pain (Theatre of Pain)
16 Fart from the Other Side (Imaginations from the Other Side)
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