Top Ten Alternate Metallica Song Titles with a Word Replaced with the Word "Farts"

The Top Ten

1 Master of Farts (Master of Puppets)

2 The God that Farts (The God that Failed)

3 ...And Farts for All (...And Justice for All)

4 Where the Wild Farts are (Where the Wild Things Are)

5 The Farts Within (The Struggle Within)

6 Hit the Farts (Hit the Lights)

7 Fight Fire with Farts (Fight Fire with Fire)

8 The Day that Never Farts (The Day that Never Comes)

Maybe also The Fart That Never Comes?

9 Spit Out the Farts (Spit Out the Bone)

10 For Whom the Bell Farts (For Whom the Bell Tolls)

The Contenders

11 Creeping Farts (Creeping Death)

12 Disposable Farts (Disposable Heroes)

13 Harvester of Farts (Harvester of Sorrow)

Or Farts of Sorrow.

14 The Farts of Ktulu (The Call of Ktulu)

Must be quite demonic.

15 Farts in the Jar (Whiskey in the Jar)

Though it's a cover song.

16 The Frayed Farts of Sanity (The Frayed Ends of Sanity)

17 The Outlaw Farts (The Outlaw Torn)

The outlaw hits the gas and tears some ass

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