Top Ten Alternate Names for Nine Inch Nails

Nine Inch Nails have a pretty cool name if you ask me, but what if they had a different name? Here are some names that Nine Inch Nails could have possibly chosen. (Note: this list is a joke. Please do not take offense.)

The Top Ten

1 Trent Reznor Trent Reznor Michael Trent Reznor, known professionally as Trent Reznor, is an American singer-songwriter, record producer, and film score composer. He is known for his intense music videos.

He pretty much is the band, so it makes sense. - AngryByrd

One of the most talented musicians of all time.

Yeah. He IS the band. - FandomTrashSnivy

Why isn't 10 inch nails on here? - gemcloben

2 Skinny Puppy Ripoff
3 Ministry Ripoff
4 Depeche Mode Ripoff
5 That one band with all the electronics and stuff

The perfect band name!

6 That one band that Stabbing Westward Ripped Off

Did Stabbing Westward really ripoff NIN?

7 That one band with the weird monkey crucifix video
8 Five Foot Fingers
9 Six Foot Screws

I'm so gonna name my band this. Either that or Blackwater Park. - IronSabbathPriest

I'm gonna start a death metal band called Rectal Brutality! Who wants to join? - AngryByrd

10 Five Millimeter Bolts

The Contenders

11 That one band who wrote the song Johnny Cash covered
12 Nine Inch Snails
13 Not In Nottingham
14 That one band whose lead singer used to worked with Marilyn Manson
15 Nail The Screw
16 12 Inch Calculator
17 Eight-Inch Nails
18 Ten-Inch Nails
19 Eight Inch Penis

Well, I'm sure Trent Reznor is a pretty well-endowed man. - AngryByrd

20 BFH (Bigger F***in' Hammer) V 1 Comment
BAdd New Item

Recommended Lists

Related Lists

Top Ten Best Nine Inch Nails Songs Best Nine Inch Nails Albums Best Songs On Nine Inch Nails's the Downward Spiral Best Songs on Nine Inch Nails' The Fragile Best Songs On Nine Inch Nails's With Teeth

List Stats

28 listings
2 years, 192 days old

Top Remixes

1. Trent Reznor
2. Skinny Puppy Ripoff
3. Ministry Ripoff
1. Ministry Ripoff
2. That one band with all the electronics and stuff
3. Skinny Puppy Ripoff



Add Post

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.