Top Ten Alternate Names for Nine Inch Nails

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Nine Inch Nails have a pretty cool name if you ask me, but what if they had a different name? Here are some names that Nine Inch Nails could have possibly chosen. (Note: this list is a joke. Please do not take offense.)

The Top Ten

1 Trent Reznor Trent Reznor Michael Trent Reznor, known professionally as Trent Reznor, is an American singer-songwriter, record producer, and film score composer. He is known for his intense music videos.

He pretty much is the band, so it makes sense. - AngryByrd

One of the most talented musicians of all time.

Yeah. He IS the band. - FandomTrashSnivy

Why isn't 10 inch nails on here? - gemcloben

2 Skinny Puppy Ripoff
3 Ministry Ripoff
4 Five Foot Fingers
5 Depeche Mode Ripoff
6 That one band with all the electronics and stuff

The perfect band name!

7 That one band with the weird monkey crucifix video

Person:Whos trent renzor?
Me:The lead singer of the band with that one weird monkey crucifix video - AnnieCallie

8 That one band that Stabbing Westward Ripped Off

Did Stabbing Westward really ripoff NIN?

9 Six Foot Screws

I'm so gonna name my band this. Either that or Blackwater Park. - IronSabbathPriest

I'm gonna start a death metal band called Rectal Brutality! Who wants to join? - AngryByrd

10 Five Millimeter Bolts

The Contenders

11 Hammer the Nails
12 Eight-Inch Nails
13 Nail The Screw
14 Nine Inch Fingernails
15 Nine Inch Snails
16 Six Inch Nails
17 That one band who wrote the song Johnny Cash covered
18 Nine Inch Tails
19 Not In Nottingham
20 That one band whose lead singer used to worked with Marilyn Manson
21 12 Inch Calculator
22 Ten-Inch Nails
23 Eight Inch Penis

Well, I'm sure Trent Reznor is a pretty well-endowed man. - AngryByrd

24 BFH (Bigger F***in' Hammer)

For the long nails... - Billyv

25 Ministry 2.0
26 The Industrial Rock Band
27 Nine Inch Toenails
28 Nine Inch Dix
29 Cut Their F******* Nails!
30 The Band that Only 1 Member Has Stayed With
31 The Nihilistic Self Loathing Band with Gnashing Guitars and Computer-Synthesized Beats

I like Nine Inch Nails but this is actually how they were described as during their early years and I think Trent reznor himself agreed with this and it's kinda true if you've listened to heir music.-DarkBoi-X

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1. Trent Reznor
2. Skinny Puppy Ripoff
3. Ministry Ripoff
AngryByrd
1. Five Foot Fingers
2. Five Millimeter Bolts
3. Hammer the Nails
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1. Ministry Ripoff
2. That one band with all the electronics and stuff
3. Skinny Puppy Ripoff
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