Top Ten Alternate Names for Nine Inch Nails

Nine Inch Nails have a pretty cool name if you ask me, but what if they had a different name? Here are some names that Nine Inch Nails could have possibly chosen. (Note: this list is a joke. Please do not take offense.)

The Top Ten

1 Trent Reznor Trent Reznor Michael Trent Reznor, known professionally as Trent Reznor, is an American singer-songwriter, record producer, and film score composer. He is known for his intense music videos.

He pretty much is the band, so it makes sense. - AngryByrd

One of the most talented musicians of all time.

Yeah. He IS the band. - FandomTrashSnivy

Why isn't 10 inch nails on here? - gemcloben

2 Skinny Puppy Ripoff
3 Ministry Ripoff
4 Depeche Mode Ripoff
5 That one band with all the electronics and stuff

The perfect band name!

6 That one band with the weird monkey crucifix video

Person:Whos trent renzor?
Me:The lead singer of the band with that one weird monkey crucifix video

7 That one band that Stabbing Westward Ripped Off

Did Stabbing Westward really ripoff NIN?

8 Five Foot Fingers
9 Six Foot Screws

I'm so gonna name my band this. Either that or Blackwater Park. - IronSabbathPriest

I'm gonna start a death metal band called Rectal Brutality! Who wants to join? - AngryByrd

10 Five Millimeter Bolts

The Contenders

11 That one band who wrote the song Johnny Cash covered
12 Eight Inch Penis

Well, I'm sure Trent Reznor is a pretty well-endowed man. - AngryByrd

13 Nine Inch Snails
14 Not In Nottingham
15 That one band whose lead singer used to worked with Marilyn Manson
16 Nail The Screw
17 12 Inch Calculator
18 Eight-Inch Nails
19 Ten-Inch Nails
20 BFH (Bigger F***in' Hammer)

For the long nails... - Billyv

21 Six Inch Nails
22 Nine Inch Tails
23 Ministry 2.0
24 The Industrial Rock Band
25 Hammer the Nails
26 Nine Inch Fingernails
27 Nine Inch Toenails
28 Nine Inch Dix
29 Cut Their F******* Nails!
30 The Band that Only 1 Member Has Stayed With
31 The Nihilistic Self Loathing Band with Gnashing Guitars and Computer-Synthesized Beats

I like Nine Inch Nails but this is actually how they were described as during their early years and I think Trent reznor himself agreed with this and it's kinda true if you've listened to heir music.-DarkBoi-X

32 The "I Wanna F*** You Like an Animal" Band
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