Top Ten Alternate Names for Nine Inch Nails

Nine Inch Nails have a pretty cool name if you ask me, but what if they had a different name? Here are some names that Nine Inch Nails could have possibly chosen. (Note: this list is a joke. Please do not take offense.)
The Top Ten
1 Trent Reznor Michael Trent Reznor, known professionally as Trent Reznor, is an American singer-songwriter, record producer, and film score composer. He is known for his intense music videos.

One of the most talented musicians of all time.

He pretty much is the band, so it makes sense.

Why isn't 10 inch nails on here?

Yeah. He IS the band.

2 Skinny Puppy Ripoff
3 Ministry Ripoff
4 Depeche Mode Ripoff
5 That one band with all the electronics and stuff

The perfect band name!

6 That one band with the weird monkey crucifix video
7 That one band that Stabbing Westward Ripped Off

Did Stabbing Westward really ripoff NIN?

8 Five Foot Fingers
9 Six Foot Screws

I'm so gonna name my band this. Either that or Blackwater Park.

10 That one band who wrote the song Johnny Cash covered

I always keep forgetting that Hurt is originally by them.

The Contenders
11 Nine Inch Snails
12 Five Millimeter Bolts
13 Eight Inch Penis

Well, I'm sure Trent Reznor is a pretty well-endowed man.

14 Nine Inch Tails
15 Cut Their F******* Nails!
16 The Nihilistic Self Loathing Band with Gnashing Guitars and Computer-Synthesized Beats

I like Nine Inch Nails but this is actually how they were described as during their early years and I think Trent reznor himself agreed with this and it's kinda true if you've listened to heir music.-DarkBoi-X

17 The "I Wanna F*** You Like an Animal" Band

The Band That's Actually Mostly Just Trent Reznor But For Some Reason It Is Still Considered A Band

18 The Band That's Actually Mostly Just Trent Reznor But For Some Reason It Is Still Considered A Band
19 Not In Nottingham
20 That one band whose lead singer used to worked with Marilyn Manson
21 Nail The Screw
22 12 Inch Calculator
23 Eight-Inch Nails
24 Ten-Inch Nails
25 BFH (Bigger F***in' Hammer)

For the long nails...

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