Top Ten Alternative Jobs for Ajit Pai and His Buddies

The Top Ten

1 Underwear Model

I don't think it would bring more popularity to the brand... Because they just saw crap in it! - SpectralOwl

NO! I'd rather not turn myself blind!

But it probably wouldn't attract customers to the brand because they just saw crap in it - SpectralOwl

2 Janitor
3 McDonald's Chef

He'd make everyone sick

4 Clown
5 Kindergarten Teacher

I don't think he should teach anyone his poor morals - SpectralOwl

Yeah, I mean. Why would anyone want to learn his horrible lessons? And he definitely would not be a good belly dancer!

6 Belly Dancer

Oh god, no! I'd turn blind in less than a second!

I care about my vision bruh!


7 Miner
8 Construction Worker
9 Mental Therapist

He's the one who needs a therapist - TwilightKitsune

He's just like Pizza Steve, Mr Krabs, Umbridge(from Harry Potter), Mr. Grinch mashed into one.

10 Rapper

Uh, You know who this is.
All you fools hate on acts of mine
because you need to use Wifi
But I'm a greedy Crapbag
Who wants you to just watch lag - SpectralOwl

The Contenders

11 Garbage Man

Can garbage pick up itself? - Not_A_Weeaboo

Don't insult garbage like that! Even garbage is more valuable than him! Lol!

12 Plumber
13 Septic Tank Cleaner
14 Cashier
15 Cesspool Worker
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