Top Ten Alternative Jobs for Ajit Pai and His Buddies

The Top Ten
1 Underwear Model

I don't think it would bring more popularity to the brand... Because they just saw crap in it!

NO! I'd rather not turn myself blind!

2 Janitor
3 McDonald's Chef

He'd make everyone sick

4 Clown
5 Kindergarten Teacher

I don't think he should teach anyone his poor morals

6 Belly Dancer

Oh god, no! I'd turn blind in less than a second!

7 Miner
8 Construction Worker
9 Mental Therapist

He's the one who needs a therapist

He's just like Pizza Steve, Mr Krabs, Umbridge(from Harry Potter), Mr. Grinch mashed into one.

10 Rapper
The Contenders
11 Garbage Man
12 Plumber
13 Septic Tank Cleaner
14 Cashier
15 Cesspool Worker
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