Top Ten Alternative Jobs for Donald TrumpPositronWildhawk A lot of people, namely ignorant, ill-witted lunatics, will look upon this list with disdain. But let's face the facts: Trump has blown billions of dollars over a long history of his corporations filing for bankruptcy, becoming worth substantially less money than he would've been on interest on his inheritance alone, and has had numerous ties to organised crime, been publicly exposed for racial and misogynist discrimination, the list goes on.
To be fair, he was never really a man of business or politics, and I doubt he'd make a great president. Is there something else Trump could be doing, maybe something he'd be better at? Let's see...
The Top Ten
My mind has a fourth degree burn now - SirSheep
That'd be enough to make anyone blind. - RoseWeasley
LOLOL! This would be nasty to watch and weird! Why would he model for this? If he does, then he should do it for the company of Fruit Of The Loom and promote it to stores like Walmart. "Fruit Of The Loom Men's Underwear Donald Trump Edition! "
Funny but disgusting! - Neonco316 Comments
I think HE needs to see a mental therapist first... - Brobusky
He is the one who needs one, he can definitely not be a therapist.
Men tell the rapist
Mental The Rapist2 Comments
But he was divorced thrice - TwilightKitsune
Uh... let's hope not - ProPanda
Anything other than president. - HeavyDonkeyKong
Divorced twice and has a thing for his daughter, Ivanka? Why yes, he is fit for the job. - Bolshoy_Brat2 Comments
He wouldn't need makeup. - BeatlesFan1964
But isn't he already one?
But he still is a clown - uoi
He doesn't need makeup, but he would probably buy some cause he has HEAPS of money! - micahisthebest3 Comments
"This is what we'll learn today, kids:
-Why Kim Jung Un is a Good Leader, with an essay written by me.
-How to build a wall
-What to do when you see a Mexican." - RoseWeasley
Mom: So how was your day, Mike?
Mike: The teacher was ugly and mean, mommy!
Mom: MIKE! That's very rude-*sees Trump* Oh, I see. - RoseWeasley
He would be a very mean Kindergarten teacher. I bet he would probably teach kids how to be racist and appreciate it. He would probably yell at a kid and make them have a time out for going to the restroom!
Gonna teach kids how to build walls, not to mention racism... - Slither9 Comments
The real question is if he can make the burgers great again. - Swellow
You want French Fries? Go to France! We only serve American Fries here! - PositronWildhawk
At least he doesn't get paid a lot in this job. Make it number 1 - njalabi63989
The only job that actually fits him in my opinion! - HeavyDonkeyKong
Should be #1!
Marriage consoler: he's been remarried three times & cheated on his current wife I wouldn't trust him to fix my marriage problems.
Underwear model:... /vomits
Kindergarten teacher: not a good idea for a pedo to be that
Mental theropist: I agree with he needs to see one
Gynecologist: he'd raep/molest his patents
Priest: he'd make it worse for churches by continuing to spread hate & judgement which god is against
Hostage negotiator: he'd make things worse
Police officer: hide all u Muslims & Mexicans
He is a good at lying too... somewhat. Anyways, he sure knows how to not give up & lie
He's a crook! - Kaboom
What a perfect career for someone as orange as Ronald McDonald Trump. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He'd be a very scary Jack-o-Latern.
I thought he was a Protestant. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
LOLOL no. He even once said that his daughter has a nice figure. That sound like a Priest ti you? lolol. - HeavyDonkeyKong
I think he's already volunteered for this one... - PetSounds
Well, if he is thinking about a career change, he needs to get his finger out of the present hole he's in quickly before delving deep into another... - Britgirl
Perfect! Should be #1!
He would be disgusted if he cleaned up toilets since he is used to being rich and clean. He would pick up poop and clean up pee.
LOL very low money. This is perfect for Trump. - njalabi63989
Never thought it'd be possible for Trump to look even more like a s*** head - BrianScott01
NO! He will just make the most racist sitcoms and leave a scar on humanity. We don't need cheesy sitcoms about the trade war, deporting foreign peoples or whatever. - MChkflaguard_Yt
I bet he would create the worst sitcoms ever. He would make a sitcom called "Build A Wall" about teens that hate immagrants and want to build a wall with the permission of the U.S. government.
He would make a racist sitcom starring white people and just one black person. - LaST_LiGHT
I would rather vomit then eat at any fast food restaurant Trump has.
A great way to train his temper so that he can be a better person. - MChkflaguard_Yt
If he can handle this, he can handle any foreign diplomat, it is well known that middle school students are the most annoying and immature demographic in the world, and middle school bus drivers are among the most abused workers in the world.
He can tell us tales of Muslims and Mexicans along the way - TwilightKitsune
A joke rapper? Put him with Honey G.
NO! He will make rap even more overhated than before. - AlphaQ
He would make a great rapper... for racists - LaST_LiGHT
He would be... terrible. - micahisthebest4 Comments
Haha "septic tank" is London rhyming slang for "Yank" ;P
Will he give all the septic tanks a good scrub down then...? - Britgirl
Stop. I'm eating - RoseWeasley
I love Strippers.
Let's not go there
He would beat up any person from a race that he hates if he was a police.
Do you know what he would do if he had this job? - Kaboom
? policebrutality at its worst? We don't need that!
Oh look, my dinner is back! - SirSheep
*jumps off a cliff* - RoseWeasley
He definitely would NOT make a good belly dancer! I wouldn't want to turn blind.
There's nothing more disgusting than seeing Donald Trump in a suit that only covers his... *ahem*... and shaking his belly in front of people. I would turn blind. - LaST_LiGHT2 Comments
It's a job he could really see himself doing. - Britgirl
He would break the mirror
Let's hope the silly Billy's head doesn't get confused and becomes the-rapist instead. - Britgirl
He should see a therapist. Not become one. - 906389
He would be great if it was for building walls, but for building other stuff? HELL NO!
I wouldn’t hire him - KingSlayer93316
Don't trust it as a cashier! - Kaboom
Trump: So, did you like the food?
Me: Yes, but you are the ugliest waiter I've ever seen. - LaST_LiGHT
Since all he talks about is deporting Mexicans, this is the PERFECT job for him. - railfan99
Trump: Are you from Mexico?
Immigrant: Uh No.
Trump: Yes you are. I can smell the tacos.
Immigrant: What are you talking about?
Trump: Get him out of here
And that was another typical day for Donald J Trump. The world's greatest border guard (yeah not really)
How is this not number 1?
YES. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
DEFINITELY - LaST_LiGHT
He is - LaST_LiGHT
Well, he did praise Saddam Hussein one time by saying that he killed terrorists despite Saddam Hussein not being any better than said terrorists, so I can really see Trump impersonating him. Or we could make Trump wear a square mustache and have him impersonate Adolf Hitler...? - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He is a president - toptenforlife
The problem is that the OP will not allow some actual alternatives, like "Prison Guard in charge of watching Hillary".
Did ArigatoKawaii even read the list description of this list? This list is supposed to exclude the job of president and only include alternatives to it. Learn to read your list descriptions, girl.
Didn one of you red the description. Mr. Teump is currently a businessman. Alternative jobs means other jobs being excluded from businessman. I have a point. - ArigatoKawaii
A charity worker? Since when is Donald Trump that nice? NEVER!
Imagine what nightmares the person that Donald Trump is babysitting would have! - micahisthebest
Wait, if he becomes an architect, does that mean I have to become a Trump supporter? I’m an architect... - KingSlayer93316
Any job as long as it's low paid. - njalabi63989
He'll make everyone laugh to death...by showing his face. - RoseWeasley
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