Top Ten Alternative Jobs for Donald TrumpPositronWildhawk A lot of people, namely ignorant, ill-witted lunatics, will look upon this list with disdain. But let's face the facts: Trump has blown billions of dollars over a long history of his corporations filing for bankruptcy, becoming worth substantially less money than he would've been on interest on his inheritance alone, and has had numerous ties to organised crime, been publicly exposed for racial and misogynist discrimination, the list goes on.
To be fair, he was never really a man of business or politics, and I doubt he'd make a great president. Is there something else Trump could be doing, maybe something he'd be better at? Let's see...
The Top Ten
But he was divorced thrice - TwilightKitsune
Uh... let's hope not - ProPanda
Anything other than president. - HeavyDonkeyKong
Trump can't do any of these jobs. Why? Cause he's gonna become president. - TherandomV 1 Comment
He would be a very mean Kindergarten teacher. I bet he would probably teach kids how to be racist and appreciate it. He would probably yell at a kid and make them have a time out for going to the restroom! - AnimeDrawer
All the kids in his care would still be at kindergarten level in 8th grade. - Kaboom
All Kindergarten students in Catholic schools already know how to build a wall, since Vatican City is completely surrounded by a very large wall, with only four possible ways to go in or out.
On the first day the kids would run away and say, "That guy looks like a ugly gorilla! " - micahisthebestV 8 Comments
LOLOL! This would be nasty to watch and weird! Why would he model for this? If he does, then he should do it for the company of Fruit Of The Loom and promote it to stores like Walmart. "Fruit Of The Loom Men's Underwear Donald Trump Edition! " - AnimeDrawer
Funny but disgusting! - Neonco31
Lol it's funny - lovingicecreams
Yes, daddy - TheEvilNuggetCookieV 2 Comments
I think HE needs to see a mental therapist first... - Brobusky
He is the one who needs one, he can definitely not be a therapist. - AnimeDrawer
Mental The Rapist
I don't think someone who is REEALLY mental should be a therapist. - 906389
I thought he was a Protestant. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
LOLOL no. He even once said that his daughter has a nice figure. That sound like a Priest ti you? lolol. - HeavyDonkeyKong
He wouldn't need makeup. - BeatlesFan1964
But isn't he already one?
But he still is a clown - uoi
He doesn't need makeup, but he would probably buy some cause he has HEAPS of money! - micahisthebestV 3 Comments
The real question is if he can make the burgers great again. - Swellow
At least he doesn't get paid a lot in this job. Make it number 1 - njalabi63989
The only job that actually fits him in my opinion! - HeavyDonkeyKong
I wouldn't trust Trump's slimy hands to make my lunch. Ew. - Zach808
Well, if he is thinking about a career change, he needs to get his finger out of the present hole he's in quickly before delving deep into another... - Britgirl
What a perfect career for someone as orange as Ronald McDonald Trump. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He'd be a very scary Jack-o-Latern.
He is a good at lying too... somewhat. Anyways, he sure knows how to not give up & lie
He's a crook! - Kaboom
Should be #1!
Marriage consoler: he's been remarried three times & cheated on his current wife I wouldn't trust him to fix my marriage problems.
Underwear model:... /vomits
Kindergarten teacher: not a good idea for a pedo to be that
Mental theropist: I agree with he needs to see one
Gynecologist: he'd raep/molest his patents
Priest: he'd make it worse for churches by continuing to spread hate & judgement which god is against
Hostage negotiator: he'd make things worse
Police officer: hide all u Muslims & Mexicans
I bet he would create the worst sitcoms ever. He would make a sitcom called "Build A Wall" about teens that hate immagrants and want to build a wall with the permission of the U.S. government. - AnimeDrawer
He would make a racist sitcom starring white people and just one black person. - LaST_LiGHT
Well, he can't screw it up any worse than it already is, so send him here. - Zach808
I would rather vomit then eat at any fast food restaurant Trump has. - BoredJeff02
He would be disgusted if he cleaned up toilets since he is used to being rich and clean. He would pick up poop and clean up pee. - AnimeDrawer
LOL very low money. This is perfect for Trump. - njalabi63989
Never thought it'd be possible for Trump to look even more like a s*** head - BrianScott01
I think he's already volunteered for this one... - PetSounds
To a president candidate to a janitor - lovingicecreams
It's a job he could really see himself doing. - Britgirl
He would break the mirror
If he can handle this, he can handle any foreign diplomat, it is well known that middle school students are the most annoying and immature demographic in the world, and middle school bus drivers are among the most abused workers in the world.
He can tell us tales of Muslims and Mexicans along the way - TwilightKitsune
He would beat up any person from a race that he hates if he was a police. - AnimeDrawer
Do you know what he would do if he had this job? - Kaboom
? policebrutality at its worst? We don't need that!
Haha "septic tank" is London rhyming slang for "Yank" ;P
Will he give all the septic tanks a good scrub down then...? - Britgirl
NO! He will make rap even more overhated than before. - AlphaQ
He would make a great rapper... for racists - LaST_LiGHT
Hell Yeah! - Neonco31
He would be... terrible. - micahisthebestV 1 Comment
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