Top Ten Alternative Jobs for Donald Trump

A lot of people, namely ignorant, ill-witted lunatics, will look upon this list with disdain. But let's face the facts: Trump has blown billions of dollars over a long history of his corporations filing for bankruptcy, becoming worth substantially less money than he would've been on interest on his inheritance alone, and has had numerous ties to organised crime, been publicly exposed for racial and misogynist discrimination, the list goes on.
To be fair, he was never really a man of business or politics, and I doubt he'd make a great president. Is there something else Trump could be doing, maybe something he'd be better at? Let's see...

The Top Ten

1 Marriage Counselor

But he was divorced thrice - TwilightKitsune

Uh... let's hope not - ProPanda

Anything other than president. - HeavyDonkeyKong

Trump can't do any of these jobs. Why? Cause he's gonna become president. - Therandom

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2 Kindergarten Teacher

He would be a very mean Kindergarten teacher. I bet he would probably teach kids how to be racist and appreciate it. He would probably yell at a kid and make them have a time out for going to the restroom! - AnimeDrawer

All the kids in his care would still be at kindergarten level in 8th grade. - Kaboom

All Kindergarten students in Catholic schools already know how to build a wall, since Vatican City is completely surrounded by a very large wall, with only four possible ways to go in or out.

On the first day the kids would run away and say, "That guy looks like a ugly gorilla! " - micahisthebest

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3 Underwear Model

LOLOL! This would be nasty to watch and weird! Why would he model for this? If he does, then he should do it for the company of Fruit Of The Loom and promote it to stores like Walmart. "Fruit Of The Loom Men's Underwear Donald Trump Edition! " - AnimeDrawer

Funny but disgusting! - Neonco31

Lol it's funny - lovingicecreams

Yes, daddy - TheEvilNuggetCookie

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4 Mental Therapist

I think HE needs to see a mental therapist first... - Brobusky

He is the one who needs one, he can definitely not be a therapist. - AnimeDrawer

Mental The Rapist

I don't think someone who is REEALLY mental should be a therapist. - 906389

5 Catholic Priest

I thought he was a Protestant. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

LOLOL no. He even once said that his daughter has a nice figure. That sound like a Priest ti you? lolol. - HeavyDonkeyKong

6 Clown

He wouldn't need makeup. - BeatlesFan1964

But isn't he already one?

But he still is a clown - uoi

He doesn't need makeup, but he would probably buy some cause he has HEAPS of money! - micahisthebest

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7 A McDonald's Burger Flipper

The real question is if he can make the burgers great again. - Swellow

At least he doesn't get paid a lot in this job. Make it number 1 - njalabi63989

The only job that actually fits him in my opinion! - HeavyDonkeyKong

I wouldn't trust Trump's slimy hands to make my lunch. Ew. - Zach808

8 Gynecologist

Well, if he is thinking about a career change, he needs to get his finger out of the present hole he's in quickly before delving deep into another... - Britgirl

9 Jack-o-Lantern Model

What a perfect career for someone as orange as Ronald McDonald Trump. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He'd be a very scary Jack-o-Latern.

10 Lawyer

He is a good at lying too... somewhat. Anyways, he sure knows how to not give up & lie

He's a crook! - Kaboom

Should be #1!
Marriage consoler: he's been remarried three times & cheated on his current wife I wouldn't trust him to fix my marriage problems.

Underwear model:... /vomits

Kindergarten teacher: not a good idea for a pedo to be that

Mental theropist: I agree with he needs to see one

Gynecologist: he'd raep/molest his patents

Priest: he'd make it worse for churches by continuing to spread hate & judgement which god is against

Hostage negotiator: he'd make things worse

Police officer: hide all u Muslims & Mexicans

The Newcomers

? Toilet Cleaner

The Contenders

11 Disney Channel Director

I bet he would create the worst sitcoms ever. He would make a sitcom called "Build A Wall" about teens that hate immagrants and want to build a wall with the permission of the U.S. government. - AnimeDrawer

He would make a racist sitcom starring white people and just one black person. - LaST_LiGHT

Well, he can't screw it up any worse than it already is, so send him here. - Zach808

12 Fast Food Employee

I would rather vomit then eat at any fast food restaurant Trump has. - BoredJeff02

13 Pit Toilet Cleaner

He would be disgusted if he cleaned up toilets since he is used to being rich and clean. He would pick up poop and clean up pee. - AnimeDrawer

LOL very low money. This is perfect for Trump. - njalabi63989

Never thought it'd be possible for Trump to look even more like a s*** head - BrianScott01

14 Hostage Negotiator

I think he's already volunteered for this one... - PetSounds

15 Janitor

To a president candidate to a janitor - lovingicecreams

16 Mirror Cleaner

It's a job he could really see himself doing. - Britgirl

He would break the mirror

17 Middle School Bus Driver

If he can handle this, he can handle any foreign diplomat, it is well known that middle school students are the most annoying and immature demographic in the world, and middle school bus drivers are among the most abused workers in the world.

He can tell us tales of Muslims and Mexicans along the way - TwilightKitsune

18 Police Officer

He would beat up any person from a race that he hates if he was a police. - AnimeDrawer

Do you know what he would do if he had this job? - Kaboom

? policebrutality at its worst? We don't need that!

19 Septic Tank Cleaner

Haha "septic tank" is London rhyming slang for "Yank" ;P
Will he give all the septic tanks a good scrub down then...? - Britgirl

20 Rapper

NO! He will make rap even more overhated than before. - AlphaQ

He would make a great rapper... for racists - LaST_LiGHT

Hell Yeah! - Neonco31

He would be... terrible. - micahisthebest

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