Top Ten Alternative Jobs for Donald Trump


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21 Sewer Cleaner
22 Stripper

Let's not go there - SteelCity99

23 Therapist

Let's hope the silly Billy's head doesn't get confused and becomes the-rapist instead. - Britgirl

He should see a therapist. Not become one. - 906389

24 Belly Dancer

There's nothing more disgusting than seeing Donald Trump in a suit that only covers his... *ahem*... and shaking his belly in front of people. I would turn blind. - LaST_LiGHT

Hell no!

Disturbing... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

25 Psychic
26 Executioner

Only if he gets to say "Ya fired" before every beheading. - ArchAces

27 Waiter

Don't trust it as a cashier! - Kaboom

Trump: So, did you like the food?
Me: Yes, but you are the ugliest waiter I've ever seen. - LaST_LiGHT

28 Prison Officer
29 Construction Worker

He should work on walls - RecklessGreed

30 A Doctor
31 Border Patrol Agent V 1 Comment
32 Cat Food Taster
33 Accountant

One thing he would be actually good at. - Lucretia

34 Wall Maker
35 Elephant clean up crew member
36 Saddam Hussein Impersonator

Well, he did praise Saddam Hussein one time by saying that he killed terrorists despite Saddam Hussein not being any better than said terrorists, so I can really see Trump impersonating him. Or we could make Trump wear a square mustache and have him impersonate Adolf Hitler...? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

37 Charity Worker
38 Babysitter

Imagine what nightmares the person that Donald Trump is babysitting would have! - micahisthebest

39 Architect V 1 Comment
40 Thug
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