Top Ten Alternative Jobs for Donald Trump


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21 Stripper

Let's not go there - SteelCity99

22 Sewer Cleaner
23 Mirror Cleaner

It's a job he could really see himself doing. - Britgirl

He would break the mirror

24 Therapist

Let's hope the silly Billy's head doesn't get confused and becomes the-rapist instead. - Britgirl

He should see a therapist. Not become one. - 906389

25 Belly Dancer

There's nothing more disgusting than seeing Donald Trump in a suit that only covers his... *ahem*... and shaking his belly in front of people. I would turn blind. - LaST_LiGHT

Hell no!

Disturbing... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

26 Waiter

Don't trust it as a cashier! - Kaboom

Trump: So, did you like the food?
Me: Yes, but you are the ugliest waiter I've ever seen. - LaST_LiGHT

27 Border Patrol Agent

Since all he talks about is deporting Mexicans, this is the PERFECT job for him. - railfan99

Trump: Are you from Mexico?
Immigrant: Uh No.
Trump: Yes you are. I can smell the tacos.
Immigrant: What are you talking about?
Trump: Get him out of here

And that was another typical day for Donald J Trump. The world's greatest border guard (yeah not really) - SteelCity99

28 Prison Officer
29 Construction Worker

He should work on walls - RecklessGreed

30 A Doctor
31 Cat Food Taster
32 Accountant

One thing he would be actually good at. - Lucretia

33 Wall Maker
34 Elephant clean up crew member
35 Saddam Hussein Impersonator

Well, he did praise Saddam Hussein one time by saying that he killed terrorists despite Saddam Hussein not being any better than said terrorists, so I can really see Trump impersonating him. Or we could make Trump wear a square mustache and have him impersonate Adolf Hitler...? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

36 Psychic
37 President

The problem is that the OP will not allow some actual alternatives, like "Prison Guard in charge of watching Hillary".

Did ArigatoKawaii even read the list description of this list? This list is supposed to exclude the job of president and only include alternatives to it. Learn to read your list descriptions, girl.

Didn one of you red the description. Mr. Teump is currently a businessman. Alternative jobs means other jobs being excluded from businessman. I have a point. - ArigatoKawaii

38 Charity Worker
39 Babysitter

Imagine what nightmares the person that Donald Trump is babysitting would have! - micahisthebest

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