1 Wankers Dream (Dream Theater)
Dream Theater is an American progressive metal band from Boston, Massachusetts. The band was formed in 1985 under the name of "Majesty", only to change its name to Dream Theater later. ...read more.
Lmao, I like DT but yeah. - DarkBoi-X
2 Studioforce (Dragonforce)
DragonForce are a British power metal band based in London, England. Formed in 1999, the group are known for their long and fast guitar solos, fantasy-themed lyrics, and electronic sounds in their music to add to their retro video game-influenced sound.
3 The 0-0-0-0-0-0 Band (Slayer)
Slayer is an American thrash metal band from Huntington Park, California, formed in 1981 by guitarists Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King. They rose to fame with their 1986 album Reign in Blood, and is credited as one of the big four of thrash metal bands, the others being Metallica, Megadeth, and Anthrax. ...read more.
0 meaning they have 0 creativity and are repetitive
Sodom is more of a 0-0-0-0 band in my opinion, although Sodom's solos are better than Slayer's - Alkadikce
4 Mega Ego (Megadeth)
Megadeth is an American thrash metal band from Los Angeles, California. Megadeth was formed in 1983 by guitarist Dave Mustaine and bassist David Ellefson, shortly after Mustaine was fired from Metallica. They have released 15 studio albums to date, and have gone through many lineup changes, with Dave ...read more.
5 Selloutica (Metallica)
Gary Holt called them "The Big 1" - Alkadikce
That one did makes sense, they are at one of bogge3st sellouts - BorisRule
6 Napstertallica (Metallica)
Obey your napster
7 Dopeth (Opeth)
Opeth is a Swedish progressive death metal band from Stockholm, formed in 1990 by David Isberg, who invited Mikael Akerfeldt into the band as a bassist. Isberg ended up leaving the band, which lead to Mikael becoming the band's vocalist, guitarist, principal songwriter, and driving force. Along with ...read more.
Fitting because Opeth are very dope - DarkBoi-X
8 Mustainetallica (Metallica)
9 Generic Thrash Creators (Kreator)
Kreator is a German thrash metal band from Essen. Their style of music is similar to that of their compatriots Destruction, Sodom and Tankard; along with those three bands, Kreator has been referred to as one of the "big four" of Teutonic thrash metal, and they are often credited with helping pioneer ...read more.
Kreator are good though and they aren't forgettable - DarkBoi-X
the kings of formulaic forgettable generic thrash - Alkadikce
Boring band - DenyYourMaker
10 Slapnuts (Slipknot)
Slipknot is an American Heavy Metal band formed in 1995 from Iowa. The band is best known as one of the pioneers of the New Wave of American Heavy Metal during the late 1990s - 2000s and are distinguishable by the band's clothing choices, consisting of black/red jumpsuits and horror inspired masks. ...read more.
Jhofffilms my dudes - xEliHbkx
11 Panterrible (Pantera)
Pantera was an American Heavy Metal band formed in 1981 by guitarist Dimebag Darrell and drummer Vinnie Paul. The band started out as a Glam Metal act in the 1980s with little success. After discarding their original lead vocalist and enlisting Phil Anselmo, the band signed a major record deal with ...read more.
12 Trve Kvlt (Ghost)
Ghost is a Swedish heavy metal band that was formed in Linköping in 2008. Ghost consists of 5 masked instrumentalists, known as The Nameless Ghouls, and a demonic anti-pope known as Papa Emeritus. They have released 4 studio albums, 1 live album and 2 EPs. Each album brings in a new version of Papa ...read more.
Good one - Userguy44
Norhing is trver and kvlter than Ghost lol - BorisRule
13 Children of Sodom (Children of Bodom)
Funfact: Sodom is a metal band as well. - Userguy44
14 The Wannabes (Danzig)
Danzig is an American heavy metal band, formed in 1987 in Lodi, New Jersey, United States. The band is the musical outlet for singer and songwriter Glenn Danzig, preceded by the horror punk bands the Misfits and Samhain.
15 Metal Elitist Disturber (Disturbed)
Disturb a metal elitist by saying Disturbed is a metal band - Alkadikce
16 Celtic Crust (Celtic Frost)
17 As I Lay Lying (As I Lay Dying)
18 Black People's Music (Black Sabbath)
19 Cocaine and Weed Addicts (System of a Down)
20 Megadeath (Megadeth)
21 Mega Ripoff (Megadeth)
22 Nickelcrap (Nickelback)
People still hate on Nickelback? Even when Nickelback was metal, they would make a good metal band. - Userguy44
Well, seeing them play Sad but True live, yeah they can be awesome - yungstirjoey666