Top Ten Alternative Names for Famous Metal Bands

The Top Ten
1 The 0-0-0-0-0-0 Band (Slayer) Slayer was an American thrash metal band from Huntington Park, California, formed in 1981 by guitarists Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King. They rose to fame with their 1986 album Reign in Blood, and is credited as one of the big four of thrash metal bands, the others being Metallica, Megadeth, and Anthrax. ...read more.

Sodom is more of a 0-0-0-0 band in my opinion, although Sodom's solos are better than Slayer's

0 meaning they have 0 creativity and are repetitive

2 Mega Ego (Megadeth) Megadeth is an American thrash metal band from Los Angeles, California. Megadeth was formed in 1983 by guitarist Dave Mustaine and bassist David Ellefson, shortly after Mustaine was fired from Metallica. They have released 15 studio albums to date, and have gone through many lineup changes, with Dave Mustaine being the sole constant member.

They released their debut album “Killing Is My Business...And Business Is Good!” in 1985, but became successful after the release of “Peace Sells...But Who’s Buying?” in 1986. ...read more.
3 Slapnuts (Slipknot) Slipknot is an American metal band formed in Des Moines, Iowa in 1996. The band is best known as one of the pioneers of the New Wave of American Alternative Metal during the late 1990s - 2000s and are distinguishable by the band's clothing choices, consisting of black/red jumpsuits and horror inspired masks. ...read more.
4 Dopeth (Opeth) Opeth is a Swedish progressive death metal band from Stockholm, formed in 1990 by David Isberg, who invited Mikael Akerfeldt into the band as a bassist. Isberg ended up leaving the band, which lead to Mikael becoming the band's vocalist, guitarist, principal songwriter, and driving force. Along with Edge of Sanity, Opeth is credited with being the first progressive death metal band, although they now play progressive rock. Akerfeldt is good friends with Jonas Renkse of Katatonia, and Steven Wilson of Porcupine Tree.

Fitting because Opeth are very dope

5 Wankers Dream (Dream Theater) Dream Theater is an American progressive metal band from Boston, Massachusetts. The band was formed in 1985 under the name of "Majesty", only to change its name to Dream Theater later.

The members of the band’s original lineup consisted of John Petrucci (Guitar), John Myung (Bass) and Mike Portnoy (Drums). The band had multiple keyboardists and singers, but as of and since 1991, the band's lead vocalist has been James LaBrie.

The band released their debut album "When Day and Dream Unite" in 1989, but only gained success and notoriety after the release of their second album, "Images and Words" in 1992. ...read more.
6 Trve Kvlt (Ghost) Ghost is a Swedish heavy metal band that was formed in Linköping in 2008. The band consists of five masked instrumentalists known as the Nameless Ghouls, and a demonic anti-pope known as Papa Emeritus. They have released four studio albums, one live album, and two EPs. Each album introduces a new version of Papa Emeritus... read more
7 Panterrible (Pantera) Pantera was an American heavy metal band formed in 1981 by guitarist Dimebag Darrell and drummer Vinnie Paul. The band started out as a glam metal act in the 1980s with little success. After discarding their original lead vocalist and enlisting Phil Anselmo, the band signed a major record deal with Warner Music Group via Atco Records. Around this time, Pantera underwent a major change in their musical... read more
8 Children of Sodom (Children of Bodom)
9 Selloutica (Metallica)

Gary Holt called them "The Big 1"

10 Studioforce (Dragonforce) DragonForce are a British power metal band based in London, England. Formed in 1999, the group are known for their long and fast guitar solos, fantasy-themed lyrics, and electronic sounds in their music to add to their retro video game-influenced sound.
The Contenders
11 The Wannabes (Danzig) Danzig is an American heavy metal band, formed in 1987 in Lodi, New Jersey, United States. The band is the musical outlet for singer and songwriter Glenn Danzig, preceded by the horror punk bands the Misfits and Samhain.
12 Generic Thrash Creators (Kreator) Kreator is a German thrash metal band from Essen. Their style of music is similar to that of their compatriots Destruction, Sodom and Tankard; along with those three bands, Kreator has been referred to as one of the "big four" of Teutonic thrash metal, and they are often credited with helping pioneer death metal and black metal by containing several elements of what was to become those genres.

Nuclear Assault
Sacred Reich
Kreator
Tankard
Havok
Evile
Vortex
Municipal Waste
Hatchet

the kings of formulaic forgettable generic thrash

Kreator are good though and they aren't forgettable

13 Napstertallica (Metallica)
14 Mustainetallica (Metallica)
15 Cocaine and Weed Addicts (System of a Down)
16 Megadeath (Megadeth)
17 Metal Elitist Disturber (Disturbed)

Disturb a metal elitist by saying Disturbed is a metal band

18 Celtic Crust (Celtic Frost)
19 As I Lay Lying (As I Lay Dying)
20 Black People's Music (Black Sabbath)
21 Mega Ripoff (Megadeth)
22 Nickelcrap (Nickelback)

People still hate on Nickelback? Even when Nickelback was metal, they would make a good metal band.

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