Top Ten Alternative Song Titles That Replace the Word "Heart" With "Fart"

Come on, don't pretend to be shocked by a list like this from me. I'm just surprised I didn't make it sooner! If you are of a silly disposition, enjoy - maybe even have a laugh. For sensible people... Why are you even here?

The Top Ten

1 Total Eclipse of the Fart

Now this one just has to be the funniest. - Mumbizz01

'Once upon a time
I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the fart'

2 I Left My Fart In San Francisco

This list and subsequent comments have been killing me with laughter. Yes, silly, juvenile in part perhaps, but also clever in effect. It's been a bit of a blessing and a curse as now when I use the word heart in a serious or any context, a "fart" tangent comes to mind. Thanks a lot, Miss Brit.
But this list could also be a quick medicine to bring a little smile to anyone suffering from heartache - or fartache- I'm so confused! - Billyv

With this list I'm now certain she's the long lost member of Monty Python - Billyv

My Father sang this out loud and I couldn't stop laughing! - Britgirl

I'm dying! I "fart" this list! - Powerfulgirl10

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3 My Fart Will Go On

Okay this is pretty funny - Chaotixhero

I can't stop laughing. Great list Tina - Catacorn

We all know this type. - PetSounds

Love this list! This one is especially funny. You truly are the best Toptenner Britgirl! - FluffyBanana

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4 My Fart Belongs to Daddy

You will never know how true this is! Haha - Britgirl

This is based of of a true story did u know that

5 Jar of Farts

Sounds like something that would be on Sanjay And Craig. - OhioStateBuckeyes

Tearing our love apart, with your jar of farts! So emotional it makes me cry. - Erikelelf

Haha THANK YOU! If only I'd have thought of this! - Britgirl

Haha, this is epic! - Entranced98

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6 Listen to Your Fart

Listen to your fart, when it's calling for you

Well it kinda makes sense for both of them (both heart and fart). - Kiteretsunu


7 Don't Go Breaking My Fart

I couldn't if I tried... Farts make EVERYTHING funny! - keycha1n

Don't go breaking my fart don't go breaking my don't breaking my fart - 2storm

More like don't go breaking Wind! - Victinimon

8 Fartbreak Hotel

Haha I find this list so very funny! It's lovely! - keyson

This is the name of an American Dad episode. - RalphBob

Isn't this from the musical All Shook Up? - gakupo4eva

Nope, it's a song by the Swedish Yohio. Pretty good, actually.

9 Frozen Fart

This would only happen when it's 20 below.

Imagine what a frozen fart would do! - funnyuser

Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore! - DapperPickle

To seal a smelly fart!

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10 Anyone Who Had a Fart V 2 Comments

The Contenders

11 Me and My Broken Fart

I was going to add it but it's here

Hahah that's hilarious but I don't think a fart can break...

I feel bad for Rixton... - WonkeyDude98

12 Wooden Fart

This is too funny to even imagine

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13 Put a Little Love In Your Fart

Just made me burst! And I mean with laughter, not farts. - Billyv

That means put a little stink in your fart! - funnyuser

14 Stop Draggin' My Fart Around

LOL How can you drag a fart around? - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

15 Give Your Fart a Break

Now I have to think of Demi Lovato singing this all night! - WonkeyDude98

Lemme Give your fart a break, your fart a break. Oh yeah yeah - QueenIrisIceQueen


16 Can't You Hear My Fartbeat V 1 Comment
17 Fart Shaped Box

HEY! WAIT! I've got something to fart. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

18 Groove Is In the Fart V 1 Comment
19 Alien Fart

Is this the phineas and ferb song?

20 A Good Fart

And a good fart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good fart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this fart of mine - crowdiegal

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Top Remixes (7)

1. Black Farts
2. Anyone Who Had a Fart
3. Burning Fart
1. Total Eclipse of the Fart
2. My Fart Belongs to Daddy
3. I Left My Fart In San Francisco
1. I Left My Fart In San Francisco
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3. My Fart Will Go On

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