Top Ten Alternative Song Titles That Replace the Word "Heart" With "Fart"

Come on, don't pretend to be shocked by a list like this from me. I'm just surprised I didn't make it sooner! If you are of a silly disposition, enjoy - maybe even have a laugh. For sensible people... Why are you even here?

The Top Ten

1 Total Eclipse of the Fart

I saw this list and this is the first thing that came to my head. I had to vote it.

Now this one just has to be the funniest. - Mumbizz01

'Once upon a time
I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the fart'

2 My Fart Will Go On

Lol - Randomator

farr... - xXkillermachineXx

Lol - Breadwinnersislofe

Lol that is hilarious. - PhilTheCorgi

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3 I Left My Fart In San Francisco

That doesn't make sense at all! I like it! Lol - Misfire

RIP San Francisco - Randomator

Well, I guess San Francisco will be stinky tonight - Gehenna

This list and subsequent comments have been killing me with laughter. Yes, silly, juvenile in part perhaps, but also clever in effect. It's been a bit of a blessing and a curse as now when I use the word heart in a serious or any context, a "fart" tangent comes to mind. Thanks a lot, Miss Brit.
But this list could also be a quick medicine to bring a little smile to anyone suffering from heartache - or fartache- I'm so confused! - Billyv

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4 My Fart Belongs to Daddy

I... I don't know what to say... - Misfire

Now that’s a bit awkward - Randomator

Oh my god - Gehenna

You will never know how true this is! Haha - Britgirl

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5 Jar of Farts

I wouldn't open that jar if I were you. - Misfire

Sounds like something that would be on Sanjay And Craig. - OhioStateBuckeyes

Tearing our love apart, with your jar of farts! So emotional it makes me cry. - Erikelelf

Haha THANK YOU! If only I'd have thought of this! - Britgirl

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6 Don't Go Breaking My Fart

Perhaps this should be slightly amended to: "Don't Go Breaking A Fart."

Must. break. the. FART. - Misfire

I couldn't if I tried... Farts make EVERYTHING funny! - keycha1n

Don't go breaking my fart don't go breaking my don't breaking my fart - 2storm

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7 Listen to Your Fart

You should listen to your fart... - BurritoSeal

Listen to your fart, when it's calling for you

Well it kinda makes sense for both of them (both heart and fart). - Kiteretsunu


8 Fartbreak Hotel

I must go to that hotel. I need a fartbreak. - Misfire

Haha I find this list so very funny! It's lovely! - keyson

This is the name of an American Dad episode. - RalphBob

Isn't this from the musical All Shook Up? - gakupo4eva

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9 Frozen Fart

That's what else would do

Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore! - DapperPickle

This would only happen when it's 20 below.

Imagine what a frozen fart would do! - funnyuser

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10 Me and My Broken Fart

I was going to add it but it's here

Hahah that's hilarious but I don't think a fart can break...

I feel bad for Rixton... - WonkeyDude98

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? What About Fart?

The Contenders

11 Anyone Who Had a Fart

This includes you too, you bottom burper, you. - Britgirl

12 Wooden Fart

This is too funny to even imagine

13 Put a Little Love In Your Fart

I fart with love. - Misfire

Just made me burst! And I mean with laughter, not farts. - Billyv

That means put a little stink in your fart! - funnyuser

14 Stop Draggin' My Fart Around
15 Give Your Fart a Break

Now I have to think of Demi Lovato singing this all night! - WonkeyDude98

Lemme Give your fart a break, your fart a break. Oh yeah yeah - QueenIrisIceQueen


16 Can't You Hear My Fartbeat

Yeah, it's some good beat. It's music. - Misfire

I do and I regret it - TwilightKitsune

17 Groove Is In the Fart

true - lolingdog9000

18 Why Does My Fart Feel So Bad?

OK, this one broke me. Genius. - truckturner

I don't wanna awnser that... - xXkillermachineXx

Are you sure you want me to answer this question? - Gg2000

You mean smell

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19 Fart Shaped Box

HEY! WAIT! I've got something to fart. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

20 Alien Fart

Is this the phineas and ferb song?

21 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Farts Club Band

That must be a stinky band. Did The Beatles fart to make this album? - Userguy44

Awesome band! - Misfire

22 Where Do Broken Farts Go

They go off into the crowd in search of an Owner of a Lonely Fart. - Britgirl

23 You'll Be In My Fart

By Fart Collins. - galaxyfox

This is the first one I thought of. "Owner of a Lonely Fart" was the second. - BKAllmighty

24 Fart Attack

This must really hurt.

I think I'll have a Fart Attaack! - QueenIrisIceQueen

25 A Good Fart

And a good fart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good fart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this fart of mine - crowdiegal

26 Nothing Breaks Like a Fart

I cannot believe nobody had added this one yet so thought I'd do it because it's pretty obvious. - crowdiegal

27 Diamond Fart

Ugh, another minecraft parody song! - BurritoSeal

I think this is the Minecraft parody song of "Demons" by Imagine Dragons

Do you mean the Minecraft song?

Sounds painful. - RalphBob

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28 Farts Without Chains
29 Queen of Farts

Yes, Britgirl is Queen Of Farts. - Gehenna

That's also hilarious. - PhilTheCorgi

Thought I'd left all this stuff behind me (no pun intended) but I heard this by Dave Edmunds just a little while ago. I know how immature I'm being but so what; it made me laugh and that's what matters isn't it?

Have no idea who added it but it's priceless. Thank you! - Britgirl

30 Shape of My Fart
31 Fart of Glass
32 Fartbeat Song
33 Hand on Your Fart

"Put your hand on you fart and tell me it's all over, I won't believe it til you put your hand on your fart"

That's a bit impossible, Kylie. - crowdiegal

34 Let the Fartache Begin
35 Pop! Goes My Fart

This one is funny - CasinLetsGoBowling

36 Owner of a Lonely Fart

This is the funniest list ever - 2storm

So I'm not the only pesron who has heard of Yes!

37 Sheer Fart Attack

That would be horrendous! I feel bad for the people who have to suffer for this! - Misfire

The most deadly weapon in the universe... - Gg2000

Oh dear. I wonder what this would look, erm, sound like. - galaxyfox

38 Closer to the Fart
39 Sleeping In My Fart

Yeah...that's called a dutch oven - crowdiegal

That must stink.

40 My Fart Is Open
41 Follow Your Fart

But wouldn't that just make it smell worse?

42 Open Your Fart

I'm glad you assed!

43 Fart Break Around the World
44 Burning Fart

This ones really funny - xXkillermachineXx

In the burning fart

45 Black Farts
46 Don't Break the Fart that Loves You
47 Where Does My Fart Beat Now
48 Some Broken Farts Never Mend

This as already mentioned

49 Tearin' Up My Fart
50 One Determined Fart

That fart is determined to get out of your butt! HaHa!

This and many others on this list made has really made me laugh! Thank you to everyone who added their own. You're such a lovely bunch of sweetfarts! Haha. - Britgirl

This one is hilarious. - Catacorn


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Top Remixes (9)

1. Black Farts
2. Anyone Who Had a Fart
3. Burning Fart
1. Total Eclipse of the Fart
2. My Fart Will Go On
3. Why Does My Fart Feel So Bad?
1. Total Eclipse of the Fart
2. My Fart Belongs to Daddy
3. I Left My Fart In San Francisco

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