Top Ten Alternative Song Titles That Replace the Word "Heart" With "Fart"

Come on, don't pretend to be shocked by a list like this from me. I'm just surprised I didn't make it sooner! If you are of a silly disposition, enjoy - maybe even have a laugh. For sensible people... Why are you even here?

The Top Ten

1 Total Eclipse of the Fart

I saw this list and this is the first thing that came to my head. I had to vote it.

Now this one just has to be the funniest. - Mumbizz01

'Once upon a time
I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the fart'

2 My Fart Will Go On

Okay this is pretty funny - Chaotixhero

We all know this type. - PetSounds

... And on... And on... And... - Britgirl

Lol that is hilarious. - PhilTheCorgi

3 I Left My Fart In San Francisco

When I was 2 years old I visited San Francisco and left millions of my farts there

This list and subsequent comments have been killing me with laughter. Yes, silly, juvenile in part perhaps, but also clever in effect. It's been a bit of a blessing and a curse as now when I use the word heart in a serious or any context, a "fart" tangent comes to mind. Thanks a lot, Miss Brit.
But this list could also be a quick medicine to bring a little smile to anyone suffering from heartache - or fartache- I'm so confused! - Billyv

With this list I'm now certain she's the long lost member of Monty Python - Billyv

Well, I guess San Francisco will be stinky tonight - Gehenna

4 My Fart Belongs to Daddy

You will never know how true this is! Haha - Britgirl

I... I don't know what to say... - Misfire

This is based of of a true story did u know that

Now that’s a bit awkward - Randomator

5 Jar of Farts

Sounds like something that would be on Sanjay And Craig. - OhioStateBuckeyes

Tearing our love apart, with your jar of farts! So emotional it makes me cry. - Erikelelf

Haha THANK YOU! If only I'd have thought of this! - Britgirl

Haha, this is epic! - Entranced98

6 Listen to Your Fart

Listen to your fart, when it's calling for you

Well it kinda makes sense for both of them (both heart and fart). - Kiteretsunu

You should listen to your fart... - BurritoSeal

I like this title. It's humorous. - SweetPenny

7 Don't Go Breaking My Fart

Perhaps this should be slightly amended to: "Don't Go Breaking A Fart."

I couldn't if I tried... Farts make EVERYTHING funny! - keycha1n

Don't go breaking my fart don't go breaking my don't breaking my fart - 2storm

More like don't go breaking Wind! - Victinimon

8 Frozen Fart

Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore! - DapperPickle

This would only happen when it's 20 below.

Imagine what a frozen fart would do! - funnyuser

That's what else would do

9 Me and My Broken Fart

I was going to add it but it's here

Hahah that's hilarious but I don't think a fart can break...

10 Put a Little Love In Your Fart

Just made me burst! And I mean with laughter, not farts. - Billyv

That means put a little stink in your fart! - funnyuser

I fart with love. - Misfire

The Contenders

11 Wooden Fart

This is too funny to even imagine

12 Anyone Who Had a Fart

This includes you too, you bottom burper, you. - Britgirl

13 Stop Draggin' My Fart Around
14 Give Your Fart a Break

Lemme Give your fart a break, your fart a break. Oh yeah yeah - QueenIrisIceQueen

ILY DEMI LOVATO

15 Groove Is In the Fart

true - lolingdog9000

16 Fart Shaped Box

HEY! WAIT! I've got something to fart. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

17 Why Does My Fart Feel So Bad?

Are you sure you want me to answer this question? - Gg2000

You mean smell

OK, this one broke me. Genius. - truckturner

I don't wanna awnser that... - xXkillermachineXx

18 Alien Fart

Is this the phineas and ferb song?

19 A Good Fart

And a good fart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good fart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this fart of mine - crowdiegal

20 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Farts Club Band

That must be a stinky band. Did The Beatles fart to make this album? - Userguy44

Awesome band! - Misfire

21 You'll Be In My Fart

This is the first one I thought of. "Owner of a Lonely Fart" was the second. - BKAllmighty

22 Nothing Breaks Like a Fart

I cannot believe nobody had added this one yet so thought I'd do it because it's pretty obvious. - crowdiegal

23 Farts Without Chains
24 Where Do Broken Farts Go

They go off into the crowd in search of an Owner of a Lonely Fart. - Britgirl

25 Fart Attack

This must really hurt.

I think I'll have a Fart Attaack! - QueenIrisIceQueen

26 Queen of Farts

Yes, Britgirl is Queen Of Farts. - Gehenna

Thought I'd left all this stuff behind me (no pun intended) but I heard this by Dave Edmunds just a little while ago. I know how immature I'm being but so what; it made me laugh and that's what matters isn't it?

Have no idea who added it but it's priceless. Thank you! - Britgirl

That's also hilarious. - PhilTheCorgi

27 Shape of My Fart
28 Diamond Fart

Ugh, another minecraft parody song! - BurritoSeal

I think this is the Minecraft parody song of "Demons" by Imagine Dragons

Do you mean the Minecraft song?

Sounds painful. - RalphBob

29 Hand on Your Fart

"Put your hand on you fart and tell me it's all over, I won't believe it til you put your hand on your fart"

That's a bit impossible, Kylie. - crowdiegal

30 Pop! Goes My Fart

This one is funny - CasinLetsGoBowling

31 Owner of a Lonely Fart

This is the funniest list ever - 2storm

So I'm not the only pesron who has heard of Yes!

32 Sheer Fart Attack

That would be horrendous! I feel bad for the people who have to suffer for this! - Misfire

The most deadly weapon in the universe... - Gg2000

33 Closer to the Fart
34 Sleeping In My Fart

That must stink.

Yeah...that's called a dutch oven - crowdiegal

35 Stop Cryin' Your Fart Out

Eat your fart out on this one! - PositronWildhawk

Britpop fans unite!

36 My Fart Is Open
37 Fart of Glass
38 My Fart Belongs to You
39 Follow Your Fart

But wouldn't that just make it smell worse?

40 Open Your Fart

I'm glad you assed!

41 Where Does My Fart Beat Now
42 Some Broken Farts Never Mend

This as already mentioned

43 Tearin' Up My Fart
44 One Determined Fart

That fart is determined to get out of your butt! HaHa!

This and many others on this list made has really made me laugh! Thank you to everyone who added their own. You're such a lovely bunch of sweetfarts! Haha. - Britgirl

COME ON FART LETS GO LOL

45 Achy Breaky Fart

"And if you tell my fart, my achy breaky fart, he might blow up and kill this man". Indeed. - Gg2000

Yes! This sounds hilarious.

Yes! This sounds hilarious!

46 Broken Farts Never Mend
47 Your Cheatin' Fart

I'm gonna use this as an insult...

"Your cheatin' fart will tell on you..." - Gg2000

48 Buy a Fart

Lol how do you do that? - Userguy44

Ok, this is just getting more funnier as I go along.

No thanks. - Misfire

49 Unchain My Fart
50 Fart of Courage

You guys forgot about this one. - dhruvchauhan1333

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