Top Ten Alternative Song Titles That Replace the Word "Heart" With "Fart"Britgirl Come on, don't pretend to be shocked by a list like this from me. I'm just surprised I didn't make it sooner! If you are of a silly disposition, enjoy - maybe even have a laugh. For sensible people... Why are you even here?
The Top Ten
This list and subsequent comments have been killing me with laughter. Yes, silly, juvenile in part perhaps, but also clever in effect. It's been a bit of a blessing and a curse as now when I use the word heart in a serious or any context, a "fart" tangent comes to mind. Thanks a lot, Miss Brit.
But this list could also be a quick medicine to bring a little smile to anyone suffering from heartache - or fartache- I'm so confused! - Billyv
With this list I'm now certain she's the long lost member of Monty Python - Billyv
Well, I guess San Francisco will be stinky tonight - Gehenna
I'm dying! I "fart" this list! - Powerfulgirl10V 3 Comments
Okay this is pretty funny - Chaotixhero
I can't stop laughing. Great list Tina - Catacorn
We all know this type. - PetSounds
Lol that is hilarious. - PhilTheCorgiV 4 Comments
Now this one just has to be the funniest. - Mumbizz01
'Once upon a time
I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the fart'
You will never know how true this is! Haha - Britgirl
Oh my god - Gehenna
This is based of of a true story did u know that
Sounds like something that would be on Sanjay And Craig. - OhioStateBuckeyes
Tearing our love apart, with your jar of farts! So emotional it makes me cry. - Erikelelf
Haha THANK YOU! If only I'd have thought of this! - Britgirl
Haha, this is epic! - Entranced98V 4 Comments
Listen to your fart, when it's calling for you
Well it kinda makes sense for both of them (both heart and fart). - Kiteretsunu
You should listen to your fart... - BurritoSeal
LISTEN TO YOUR FART
I couldn't if I tried... Farts make EVERYTHING funny! - keycha1n
Perhaps this should be slightly amended to: "Don't Go Breaking A Fart."
Don't go breaking my fart don't go breaking my don't breaking my fart - 2storm
More like don't go breaking Wind! - Victinimon
Haha I find this list so very funny! It's lovely! - keyson
This is the name of an American Dad episode. - RalphBob
Isn't this from the musical All Shook Up? - gakupo4eva
Nope, it's a song by the Swedish Yohio. Pretty good, actually.
Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore! - DapperPickle
This would only happen when it's 20 below.
Imagine what a frozen fart would do! - funnyuser
That's what else would doV 2 Comments
I was going to add it but it's here
Hahah that's hilarious but I don't think a fart can break...
I feel bad for Rixton... - WonkeyDude98
A Frank Sinatra classic! - crowdiegal
This is too funny to even imagine
This includes you too, you bottom burper, you. - Britgirl
Just made me burst! And I mean with laughter, not farts. - Billyv
That means put a little stink in your fart! - funnyuser
Now I have to think of Demi Lovato singing this all night! - WonkeyDude98
Lemme Give your fart a break, your fart a break. Oh yeah yeah - QueenIrisIceQueen
ILY DEMI LOVATO
true - lolingdog9000
I do and I regret it - TwilightKitsune
HEY! WAIT! I've got something to fart. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak
Are you sure you want me to answer this question? - Gg2000
You mean smell
Oof. I don't know. - galaxyfox
And a good fart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good fart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this fart of mine - crowdiegal
Is this the phineas and ferb song?
This must really hurt.
I think I'll have a Fart Attaack! - QueenIrisIceQueen
I cannot believe nobody had added this one yet so thought I'd do it because it's pretty obvious. - crowdiegal
They go off into the crowd in search of an Owner of a Lonely Fart. - Britgirl
This is the first one I thought of. "Owner of a Lonely Fart" was the second. - BKAllmighty
By Fart Collins. - galaxyfox
This is the funniest list ever - 2storm
So I'm not the only pesron who has heard of Yes!
Ugh, another minecraft parody song! - BurritoSeal
I think this is the Minecraft parody song of "Demons" by Imagine Dragons
Do you mean the Minecraft song?
Ouch! That must hurt really bad!V 1 Comment
Thought I'd left all this stuff behind me (no pun intended) but I heard this by Dave Edmunds just a little while ago. I know how immature I'm being but so what; it made me laugh and that's what matters isn't it?
Have no idea who added it but it's priceless. Thank you! - Britgirl
Yes, Britgirl is Queen Of Farts. - Gehenna
That's also hilarious. - PhilTheCorgi
I'm glad you assed!
This as already mentioned
This one is funny - CasinLetsGoBowling
That must stink.
Yeah...that's called a dutch oven - crowdiegal
That fart is determined to get out of your butt! HaHa!
This and many others on this list made has really made me laugh! Thank you to everyone who added their own. You're such a lovely bunch of sweetfarts! Haha. - Britgirl
This one is hilarious. - Catacorn
COME ON FART LETS GO LOL
Eat your fart out on this one! - PositronWildhawk
The most deadly weapon in the universe... - Gg2000
Oh dear. I wonder what this would look, erm, sound like. - galaxyfox
I'm gonna use this as an insult...
"Your cheatin' fart will tell on you..." - Gg2000
But wouldn't that just make it smell worse?
You guys forgot about this one. - dhruvchauhan1333
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