Top Ten Alternative Song Titles That Replace the Word "Heart" With "Fart"Britgirl Come on, don't pretend to be shocked by a list like this from me. I'm just surprised I didn't make it sooner! If you are of a silly disposition, enjoy - maybe even have a laugh. For sensible people... Why are you even here?
The Top Ten
I saw this list and this is the first thing that came to my head. I had to vote it.
Now this one just has to be the funniest. - Mumbizz01
'Once upon a time
I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the fart'
Lol - Randomator
farr... - xXkillermachineXx
Lol - Breadwinnersislofe
Lol that is hilarious. - PhilTheCorgiV 7 Comments
That doesn't make sense at all! I like it! Lol - Misfire
RIP San Francisco - Randomator
Well, I guess San Francisco will be stinky tonight - Gehenna
This list and subsequent comments have been killing me with laughter. Yes, silly, juvenile in part perhaps, but also clever in effect. It's been a bit of a blessing and a curse as now when I use the word heart in a serious or any context, a "fart" tangent comes to mind. Thanks a lot, Miss Brit.
But this list could also be a quick medicine to bring a little smile to anyone suffering from heartache - or fartache- I'm so confused! - Billyv
I... I don't know what to say... - Misfire
Now that’s a bit awkward - Randomator
Oh my god - Gehenna
You will never know how true this is! Haha - BritgirlV 1 Comment
I wouldn't open that jar if I were you. - Misfire
Sounds like something that would be on Sanjay And Craig. - OhioStateBuckeyes
Tearing our love apart, with your jar of farts! So emotional it makes me cry. - Erikelelf
Haha THANK YOU! If only I'd have thought of this! - BritgirlV 5 Comments
Perhaps this should be slightly amended to: "Don't Go Breaking A Fart."
Must. break. the. FART. - Misfire
I couldn't if I tried... Farts make EVERYTHING funny! - keycha1n
Don't go breaking my fart don't go breaking my don't breaking my fart - 2stormV 1 Comment
You should listen to your fart... - BurritoSeal
Listen to your fart, when it's calling for you
Well it kinda makes sense for both of them (both heart and fart). - Kiteretsunu
LISTEN TO YOUR FART
I must go to that hotel. I need a fartbreak. - Misfire
Haha I find this list so very funny! It's lovely! - keyson
This is the name of an American Dad episode. - RalphBob
Isn't this from the musical All Shook Up? - gakupo4evaV 1 Comment
That's what else would do
Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore! - DapperPickle
This would only happen when it's 20 below.
Imagine what a frozen fart would do! - funnyuserV 2 Comments
I was going to add it but it's here
Hahah that's hilarious but I don't think a fart can break...
I feel bad for Rixton... - WonkeyDude98
This includes you too, you bottom burper, you. - Britgirl
This is too funny to even imagine
I fart with love. - Misfire
Just made me burst! And I mean with laughter, not farts. - Billyv
That means put a little stink in your fart! - funnyuser
Now I have to think of Demi Lovato singing this all night! - WonkeyDude98
Lemme Give your fart a break, your fart a break. Oh yeah yeah - QueenIrisIceQueen
ILY DEMI LOVATO
Yeah, it's some good beat. It's music. - Misfire
I do and I regret it - TwilightKitsune
true - lolingdog9000
OK, this one broke me. Genius. - truckturner
I don't wanna awnser that... - xXkillermachineXx
Are you sure you want me to answer this question? - Gg2000
You mean smellV 1 Comment
HEY! WAIT! I've got something to fart. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak
Is this the phineas and ferb song?
That must be a stinky band. Did The Beatles fart to make this album? - Userguy44
Awesome band! - Misfire
They go off into the crowd in search of an Owner of a Lonely Fart. - Britgirl
By Fart Collins. - galaxyfox
This is the first one I thought of. "Owner of a Lonely Fart" was the second. - BKAllmighty
This must really hurt.
I think I'll have a Fart Attaack! - QueenIrisIceQueen
And a good fart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good fart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this fart of mine - crowdiegal
I cannot believe nobody had added this one yet so thought I'd do it because it's pretty obvious. - crowdiegal
Ugh, another minecraft parody song! - BurritoSeal
I think this is the Minecraft parody song of "Demons" by Imagine Dragons
Do you mean the Minecraft song?
Sounds painful. - RalphBobV 1 Comment
Yes, Britgirl is Queen Of Farts. - Gehenna
That's also hilarious. - PhilTheCorgi
Thought I'd left all this stuff behind me (no pun intended) but I heard this by Dave Edmunds just a little while ago. I know how immature I'm being but so what; it made me laugh and that's what matters isn't it?
Have no idea who added it but it's priceless. Thank you! - Britgirl
"Put your hand on you fart and tell me it's all over, I won't believe it til you put your hand on your fart"
That's a bit impossible, Kylie. - crowdiegal
This one is funny - CasinLetsGoBowling
This is the funniest list ever - 2storm
So I'm not the only pesron who has heard of Yes!
That would be horrendous! I feel bad for the people who have to suffer for this! - Misfire
The most deadly weapon in the universe... - Gg2000
Oh dear. I wonder what this would look, erm, sound like. - galaxyfox
Yeah...that's called a dutch oven - crowdiegal
That must stink.
But wouldn't that just make it smell worse?
I'm glad you assed!
This ones really funny - xXkillermachineXx
In the burning fart
This as already mentioned
That fart is determined to get out of your butt! HaHa!
This and many others on this list made has really made me laugh! Thank you to everyone who added their own. You're such a lovely bunch of sweetfarts! Haha. - Britgirl
This one is hilarious. - Catacorn
COME ON FART LETS GO LOL
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Top Remixes (9)
2. Anyone Who Had a Fart
3. Burning Fart
2. My Fart Will Go On
3. Why Does My Fart Feel So Bad?
2. My Fart Belongs to Daddy
3. I Left My Fart In San Francisco
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