Top Ten Alternative Song Titles That Replace the Word "Heart" With "Fart"

Britgirl
Come on, don't pretend to be shocked by a list like this from me. I'm just surprised I didn't make it sooner! If you are of a silly disposition, enjoy - maybe even have a laugh. For sensible people... Why are you even here?

The Top Ten

1 Total Eclipse of the Fart

Now this one just has to be the funniest. - Mumbizz01

'Once upon a time
I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the fart'

2 My Fart Will Go On

Okay this is pretty funny - Chaotixhero

I can't stop laughing. Great list Tina - Catacorn

We all know this type. - PetSounds

My fart shall go on and stink up the area.I love farts and I listen to Crap music/Skunk music.*Loud fart noise*-Hippocrite

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3 I Left My Fart In San Francisco

This list and subsequent comments have been killing me with laughter. Yes, silly, juvenile in part perhaps, but also clever in effect. It's been a bit of a blessing and a curse as now when I use the word heart in a serious or any context, a "fart" tangent comes to mind. Thanks a lot, Miss Brit.
But this list could also be a quick medicine to bring a little smile to anyone suffering from heartache - or fartache- I'm so confused! - Billyv

With this list I'm now certain she's the long lost member of Monty Python - Billyv

My Father sang this out loud and I couldn't stop laughing! - Britgirl

I'm dying! I "fart" this list! - Powerfulgirl10

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4 My Fart Belongs to Daddy

You will never know how true this is! Haha - Britgirl

This is based of of a true story did u know that

5 Jar of Farts

Sounds like something that would be on Sanjay And Craig. - OhioStateBuckeyes

Tearing our love apart, with your jar of farts! So emotional it makes me cry. - Erikelelf

Haha THANK YOU! If only I'd have thought of this! - Britgirl

Haha, this is epic! - Entranced98

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6 Listen to Your Fart

Listen to your fart, when it's calling for you

Well it kinda makes sense for both of them (both heart and fart). - Kiteretsunu

LISTEN TO YOUR FART

7 Don't Go Breaking My Fart

I couldn't if I tried... Farts make EVERYTHING funny! - keycha1n

Don't go breaking my fart don't go breaking my don't breaking my fart - 2storm

More like don't go breaking Wind! - Victinimon

8 Fartbreak Hotel

Haha I find this list so very funny! It's lovely! - keyson

This is the name of an American Dad episode. - RalphBob

Isn't this from the musical All Shook Up? - gakupo4eva

Nope, it's a song by the Swedish Yohio. Pretty good, actually.

9 Frozen Fart

This would only happen when it's 20 below.

Imagine what a frozen fart would do! - funnyuser

Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore! - DapperPickle

To seal a smelly fart!

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10 Anyone Who Had a Fart

This includes you too, you bottom burper, you. - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 Me and My Broken Fart

I was going to add it but it's here

Hahah that's hilarious but I don't think a fart can break...

I feel bad for Rixton... - WonkeyDude98

12 Wooden Fart

This is too funny to even imagine

13 Put a Little Love In Your Fart

Just made me burst! And I mean with laughter, not farts. - Billyv

That means put a little stink in your fart! - funnyuser

14 Stop Draggin' My Fart Around
15 Give Your Fart a Break

Now I have to think of Demi Lovato singing this all night! - WonkeyDude98

Lemme Give your fart a break, your fart a break. Oh yeah yeah - QueenIrisIceQueen

ILY DEMI LOVATO

16 Groove Is In the Fart

true - lolingdog9000

17 Can't You Hear My Fartbeat

I do and I regret it - TwilightKitsune

18 Fart Shaped Box

HEY! WAIT! I've got something to fart. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

19 Alien Fart

Is this the phineas and ferb song?

20 Fart Attack

This must really hurt.

I think I'll have a Fart Attaack! - QueenIrisIceQueen

21 A Good Fart

And a good fart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good fart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this fart of mine - crowdiegal

22 Where Do Broken Farts Go

They go off into the crowd in search of an Owner of a Lonely Fart. - Britgirl

23 You'll Be In My Fart

This is the first one I thought of. "Owner of a Lonely Fart" was the second. - BKAllmighty

24 Diamond Fart

I think this is the Minecraft parody song of "Demons" by Imagine Dragons

Do you mean the Minecraft song?

Sounds painful. - RalphBob

Ouch! That must hurt really bad!

25 Farts Without Chains
26 Shape of My Fart
27 Owner of a Lonely Fart

This is the funniest list ever - 2storm

So I'm not the only pesron who has heard of Yes!

28 Fart of Glass
29 Fartbeat Song
30 Open Your Fart

I'm glad you assed!

31 Burning Fart

In the burning fart

32 Lionfart
33 Black Farts
34 Let the Fartache Begin
35 Some Broken Farts Never Mend

This as already mentioned

36 Pop! Goes My Fart

This one is funny - CasinLetsGoBowling

37 Sleeping In My Fart

That must stink.

38 Tearin' Up My Fart
39 One Determined Fart

That fart is determined to get out of your butt! HaHa!

This and many others on this list made has really made me laugh! Thank you to everyone who added their own. You're such a lovely bunch of sweetfarts! Haha. - Britgirl

This one is hilarious. - Catacorn

COME ON FART LETS GO LOL

40 Stop Cryin' Your Fart Out

Eat your fart out on this one! - PositronWildhawk

41 My Fart Is Open
42 Broken Farts Never Mend
43 Follow Your Fart

But wouldn't that just make it smell worse?

44 Queen of Farts

Thought I'd left all this stuff behind me (no pun intended) but I heard this by Dave Edmunds just a little while ago. I know how immature I'm being but so what; it made me laugh and that's what matters isn't it?

Have no idea who added it but it's priceless. Thank you! - Britgirl

45 Fart Break Around the World
46 Unchain My Fart
47 Fart of Courage

You guys forgot about this one. - dhruvchauhan1333

48 Heavy On My Fart
49 My Fart
50 Why Does My Fart Feel So Bad?
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Top Remixes (7)

1. Black Farts
2. Anyone Who Had a Fart
3. Burning Fart
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1. Total Eclipse of the Fart
2. My Fart Belongs to Daddy
3. I Left My Fart In San Francisco
Mumbizz01
1. I Left My Fart In San Francisco
2. Jar of Farts
3. My Fart Will Go On
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