Top Ten Alternative Song Titles That Replace the Word "Heart" With "Fart"Come on, don't pretend to be shocked by a list like this from me. I'm just surprised I didn't make it sooner! If you are of a silly disposition, enjoy - maybe even have a laugh. For sensible people... Why are you even here?
The Top Ten
I saw this list and this is the first thing that came to my head. I had to vote it.
Now this one just has to be the funniest.
'Once upon a time
I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the fart'
My fart shall go on and stink up the area.I love farts and I listen to Crap music/Skunk music.*Loud fart noise*-Hippocrite
Love this list! This one is especially funny. You truly are the best Toptenner Britgirl!
Okay this is pretty funny
We all know this type.
This list and subsequent comments have been killing me with laughter. Yes, silly, juvenile in part perhaps, but also clever in effect. It's been a bit of a blessing and a curse as now when I use the word heart in a serious or any context, a "fart" tangent comes to mind. Thanks a lot, Miss Brit.
But this list could also be a quick medicine to bring a little smile to anyone suffering from heartache - or fartache- I'm so confused!
When I was 2 years old I visited San Francisco and left millions of my farts there
With this list I'm now certain she's the long lost member of Monty Python
Well, I guess San Francisco will be stinky tonight - Gehenna
This is based of of a true story did u know that
You will never know how true this is! Haha
I... I don't know what to say...
Now that’s a bit awkward
Tearing our love apart, with your jar of farts! So emotional it makes me cry.
Sounds like something that would be on Sanjay And Craig.
I love the song Jar of Hearts. And now you've ruined it for me.
I farted when I was laughing at this list. very very witty
Well it kinda makes sense for both of them (both heart and fart).
Listen to your fart, when it's calling for you
You should listen to your fart...
I like this title. It's humorous.
Perhaps this should be slightly amended to: "Don't Go Breaking A Fart."
Don't go breaking my fart don't go breaking my don't breaking my fart
I couldn't if I tried... Farts make EVERYTHING funny!
More like don't go breaking Wind!
Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore!
This would only happen when it's 20 below.
Imagine what a frozen fart would do!
That's what else would do
Hahah that's hilarious but I don't think a fart can break...
I was going to add it but it's here
Just made me burst! And I mean with laughter, not farts.
That means put a little stink in your fart!
I fart with love.
This is too funny to even imagine
This includes you too, you bottom burper, you.
Lemme Give your fart a break, your fart a break. Oh yeah yeah
ILY DEMI LOVATO
HEY! WAIT! I've got something to fart.
Are you sure you want me to answer this question?
OK, this one broke me. Genius.
You mean smell
I don't wanna awnser that...
Is this the phineas and ferb song?
And a good fart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good fart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this fart of mine
That must be a stinky band. Did The Beatles fart to make this album?
I cannot believe nobody had added this one yet so thought I'd do it because it's pretty obvious.
This is the first one I thought of. "Owner of a Lonely Fart" was the second.
They go off into the crowd in search of an Owner of a Lonely Fart.
This must really hurt.
I think I'll have a Fart Attaack!