Top Ten Alternative Song Titles That Replace the Word "Heart" With "Fart"Come on, don't pretend to be shocked by a list like this from me. I'm just surprised I didn't make it sooner! If you are of a silly disposition, enjoy - maybe even have a laugh. For sensible people... Why are you even here?
The Top Ten
I saw this list and this is the first thing that came to my head. I had to vote it.
Now this one just has to be the funniest. - Mumbizz01
'Once upon a time
I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the fart'
Okay this is pretty funny - Chaotixhero
We all know this type. - PetSounds
... And on... And on... And... - Britgirl
Lol that is hilarious. - PhilTheCorgi
When I was 2 years old I visited San Francisco and left millions of my farts there
This list and subsequent comments have been killing me with laughter. Yes, silly, juvenile in part perhaps, but also clever in effect. It's been a bit of a blessing and a curse as now when I use the word heart in a serious or any context, a "fart" tangent comes to mind. Thanks a lot, Miss Brit.
But this list could also be a quick medicine to bring a little smile to anyone suffering from heartache - or fartache- I'm so confused! - Billyv
With this list I'm now certain she's the long lost member of Monty Python - Billyv
Well, I guess San Francisco will be stinky tonight - Gehenna
You will never know how true this is! Haha - Britgirl
I... I don't know what to say... - Misfire
This is based of of a true story did u know that
Now that’s a bit awkward - Randomator
Sounds like something that would be on Sanjay And Craig. - OhioStateBuckeyes
Tearing our love apart, with your jar of farts! So emotional it makes me cry. - Erikelelf
Haha THANK YOU! If only I'd have thought of this! - Britgirl
Haha, this is epic! - Entranced98
Listen to your fart, when it's calling for you
Well it kinda makes sense for both of them (both heart and fart). - Kiteretsunu
You should listen to your fart... - BurritoSeal
I like this title. It's humorous. - SweetPenny
Perhaps this should be slightly amended to: "Don't Go Breaking A Fart."
I couldn't if I tried... Farts make EVERYTHING funny! - keycha1n
Don't go breaking my fart don't go breaking my don't breaking my fart - 2storm
More like don't go breaking Wind! - Victinimon
Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore! - DapperPickle
This would only happen when it's 20 below.
Imagine what a frozen fart would do! - funnyuser
That's what else would do
I was going to add it but it's here
Hahah that's hilarious but I don't think a fart can break...
I feel bad for Rixton... - WonkeyDude98
Just made me burst! And I mean with laughter, not farts. - Billyv
That means put a little stink in your fart! - funnyuser
I fart with love. - Misfire
"I am trying to break your fart.
I would be lying if I said it wasn't easy.
I am trying to break your fart."
(This is a Wilco reference, for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about). - Gg2000
This includes you too, you bottom burper, you. - Britgirl
This is too funny to even imagine
Now I have to think of Demi Lovato singing this all night! - WonkeyDude98
Lemme Give your fart a break, your fart a break. Oh yeah yeah - QueenIrisIceQueen
ILY DEMI LOVATO
true - lolingdog9000
HEY! WAIT! I've got something to fart. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak
Are you sure you want me to answer this question? - Gg2000
You mean smell
OK, this one broke me. Genius. - truckturner
I don't wanna awnser that... - xXkillermachineXx
Is this the phineas and ferb song?
And a good fart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good fart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this fart of mine - crowdiegal
That must be a stinky band. Did The Beatles fart to make this album? - Userguy44
Awesome band! - Misfire
This is the first one I thought of. "Owner of a Lonely Fart" was the second. - BKAllmighty
This must really hurt.
I think I'll have a Fart Attaack! - QueenIrisIceQueen
I cannot believe nobody had added this one yet so thought I'd do it because it's pretty obvious. - crowdiegal
They go off into the crowd in search of an Owner of a Lonely Fart. - Britgirl
Yes, Britgirl is Queen Of Farts. - Gehenna
Thought I'd left all this stuff behind me (no pun intended) but I heard this by Dave Edmunds just a little while ago. I know how immature I'm being but so what; it made me laugh and that's what matters isn't it?
Have no idea who added it but it's priceless. Thank you! - Britgirl
That's also hilarious. - PhilTheCorgi
Ugh, another minecraft parody song! - BurritoSeal
I think this is the Minecraft parody song of "Demons" by Imagine Dragons
Do you mean the Minecraft song?
Sounds painful. - RalphBob
"Put your hand on you fart and tell me it's all over, I won't believe it til you put your hand on your fart"
That's a bit impossible, Kylie. - crowdiegal
This one is funny - CasinLetsGoBowling
This is the funniest list ever - 2storm
So I'm not the only pesron who has heard of Yes!
That would be horrendous! I feel bad for the people who have to suffer for this! - Misfire
The most deadly weapon in the universe... - Gg2000
That must stink.
Yeah...that's called a dutch oven - crowdiegal
Eat your fart out on this one! - PositronWildhawk
Britpop fans unite!
But wouldn't that just make it smell worse?
I'm glad you assed!
In the burning fart
This ones really funny - xXkillermachineXx
This as already mentioned
That fart is determined to get out of your butt! HaHa!
This and many others on this list made has really made me laugh! Thank you to everyone who added their own. You're such a lovely bunch of sweetfarts! Haha. - Britgirl
COME ON FART LETS GO LOL
"And if you tell my fart, my achy breaky fart, he might blow up and kill this man". Indeed. - Gg2000
Yes! This sounds hilarious.
Yes! This sounds hilarious!
I'm gonna use this as an insult...
"Your cheatin' fart will tell on you..." - Gg2000