Top Ten Alternative Song Titles That Replace the Word "Heart" With "Fart"

Come on, don't pretend to be shocked by a list like this from me. I'm just surprised I didn't make it sooner! If you are of a silly disposition, enjoy - maybe even have a laugh. For sensible people... Why are you even here?
The Top Ten
1 Total Eclipse of the Fart

I saw this list and this is the first thing that came to my head. I had to vote it.

Now this one just has to be the funniest.

2 My Fart Will Go On

Love this list! This one is especially funny. You truly are the best Toptenner Britgirl!

We all know this type.

How am I so immature?!

We all know this.

3 I Left My Fart In San Francisco

This list and subsequent comments have been killing me with laughter. Yes, silly, juvenile in part perhaps, but also clever in effect. It's been a bit of a blessing and a curse as now when I use the word heart in a serious or any context, a "fart" tangent comes to mind. Thanks a lot, Miss Brit.
But this list could also be a quick medicine to bring a little smile to anyone suffering from heartache - or fartache- I'm so confused!

My Father sang this out loud and I couldn't stop laughing!

So that's why the Bay area stinks so much!

With this list I'm now certain she's the long lost member of Monty Python

4 My Fart Belongs to Daddy

You will never know how true this is! Haha

I... I don't know what to say...

Now that's a bit awkward

5 Jar of Farts

Tearing our love apart, with your jar of farts! So emotional it makes me cry.

Sounds like something that would be on Sanjay And Craig.

I love the song Jar of Hearts. And now you've ruined it for me.

I wouldn't open that jar if I were you.

6 Listen to Your Fart

Well it kinda makes sense for both of them (both heart and fart).

You should listen to your fart...

I like this title. It's humorous.

7 Frozen Fart

Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore!

This would only happen when it's 20 below.

Imagine what a frozen fart would do!

Ouch, that would hurt.

8 Don't Go Breaking My Fart

Perhaps this should be slightly amended to: "Don't Go Breaking A Fart."

More like don't go breaking Wind!

Don't go breaking my fart don't go breaking my don't breaking my fart

9 Put a Little Love In Your Fart

Just made me burst! And I mean with laughter, not farts.

That means put a little stink in your fart!

I fart with love.

10 Me and My Broken Fart
The Contenders
11 Stop Draggin' My Fart Around
12 Give Your Fart a Break
13 Anyone Who Had a Fart
14 Wooden Fart
15 Groove Is In the Fart
16 Fart Shaped Box
17 Why Does My Fart Feel So Bad?

Are you sure you want me to answer this question?

You mean smell

18 A Good Fart

And a good fart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good fart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this fart of mine

19 Nothing Breaks Like a Fart

I cannot believe nobody had added this one yet so thought I'd do it because it's pretty obvious.

20 Alien Fart

Is this the phineas and ferb song?

21 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Farts Club Band

That must be a stinky band. Did The Beatles fart to make this album?

22 You'll Be In My Fart

This is the first one I thought of. "Owner of a Lonely Fart" was the second.

23 Farts Without Chains
24 Fart Attack

This must really hurt.

25 Queen of Farts

Thought I'd left all this stuff behind me (no pun intended) but I heard this by Dave Edmunds just a little while ago. I know how immature I'm being but so what; it made me laugh and that's what matters isn't it?

Have no idea who added it but it's priceless. Thank you!

That's also hilarious.

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