Top 10 Alternative Titles for Valentine's Day

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Can't wait for Singles Awareness Day to finish.....

The Top Ten

1 Singles Awareness Day

I'm gonna say this again because this kind of attitude irritates me. Why does everyone hate Valentine's Day? Yeesh. I've always loved Valentine's Day, regardless if I'm in a relationship or not. It's also a good day to show your friends and family you love them by buying them little gifts. That's what I've always done at least...All these people hating on Valentine's Day are being selfish, in my opinion. Think about how you can make other people feel loved, instead of having a pity party about your own "loneliness." - eventer51314

LOL, nice and funny list yet these items may be actually true. - Metal_Treasure

2 Wastage Of Package Papers Day
3 Wastage Of Chocolates Day

Or as I like to call it: The one day where you don't have to feel guilty about buying a metric ton of chocolate. - Zach808

4 Cavities Day
5 I Will Be A Virgin For Life Day

I put this here as a joke. Don't take it seriously. - TwilightKitsune

6 Heartbreak Day
7 Everyone Else Has A Girlfriend But Me Day V 1 Comment
8 Day That I Don't Care About

I'm one of those people who don't care... - TwilightKitsune

V 1 Comment
9 Never Finding Love Day
10 Red and Pink Hurt My Eyes Day

The Contenders

11 Stupidtines Day
12 Being Rejected and Eating Ice Cream Day

HOW DID YOU KNOW?! - TwilightKitsune

Cause I got broken up with a month after Valentine's Day and I was eating loads of ice cream. - DCfnaf

Me: (to the crush who left me, while holding a wrapped gift) It's been a long time from the day we knew each other and the day you transferred to our elementary school. Well, to be honest, ever since middle school began, I started to grow feelings for you... (turns my face away while having my arms that hold the gift not moving)
Crush: Well, that's nice and all but to me, you're just a friend. You are kind of like a sibling to me and such, But I just don't really like you that way. (Leaves to see the 7th grader girl without caring about the wrapped gift for him)
Me: (falls down in a dramatic matter while sad music plays in the background)
Me: (gets a big cup of ice cream from the middle of nowhere, and a spoon) Why? (Eats the ice cream slowly) - MLPFan

13 The Day Valentine got Executed

Yeah, a pretty weird and somewhat creepy origin for a holiday that is all about love and relationships :/... - CrimsonShark

We celebrate his death with chocolates and flowers! - TwilightKitsune

14 Sad Day

Who added this? This is hilarious! - TwilightKitsune

15 Overhyped "Love" Day
16 Restaurant Cash-In Day
17 Valentine's Day Massacre
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1. Singles Awareness Day
2. Day That I Don't Care About
3. Cavities Day
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1. Singles Awareness Day
2. Wastage Of Package Papers Day
3. Wastage Of Chocolates Day
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