Top 10 Alternative Titles for Valentine's Day

Can't wait for Singles Awareness Day to finish.....
The Top Ten
1 Singles Awareness Day

I'm gonna say this again because this kind of attitude irritates me. Why does everyone hate Valentine's Day? Yeesh. I've always loved Valentine's Day, regardless if I'm in a relationship or not. It's also a good day to show your friends and family you love them by buying them little gifts. That's what I've always done at least...All these people hating on Valentine's Day are being selfish, in my opinion. Think about how you can make other people feel loved, instead of having a pity party about your own "loneliness."

LOL, nice and funny list yet these items may be actually true.

2 Wastage Of Package Papers Day
3 Cavities Day
4 I Will Be A Virgin For Life Day

I put this here as a joke. Don't take it seriously.

5 Wastage Of Chocolates Day
6 Heartbreak Day
7 Everyone Else Has A Girlfriend But Me Day
8 Never Finding Love Day
9 Day That I Don't Care About

I'm one of those people who don't care...

10 Stupidtines Day
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11 Red and Pink Hurt My Eyes Day
12 Sad Day

Who added this? This is hilarious!

13 Masturbation Day
14 Men Angry at Women Day
15 Single People Tears Day
16 Men Wanting to Divorce Day
17 Being Rejected and Eating Ice Cream Day

Me: (to the crush who left me, while holding a wrapped gift) It's been a long time from the day we knew each other and the day you transferred to our elementary school. Well, to be honest, ever since middle school began, I started to grow feelings for you... (turns my face away while having my arms that hold the gift not moving)
Crush: Well, that's nice and all but to me, you're just a friend. You are kind of like a sibling to me and such, But I just don't really like you that way. (Leaves to see the 7th grader girl without caring about the wrapped gift for him)
Me: (falls down in a dramatic matter while sad music plays in the background)
Me: (gets a big cup of ice cream from the middle of nowhere, and a spoon) Why? (Eats the ice cream slowly)

18 The Day Valentine got Executed

Yeah, a pretty weird and somewhat creepy origin for a holiday that is all about love and relationships :/...

We celebrate his death with chocolates and flowers!

19 Yanks Take It Too Serious Day
20 Overhyped "Love" Day
21 Restaurant Cash-In Day
22 Valentine's Day Massacre
23 Day Where People Force Others to Have Boyfriends and Girlfriends for a Day
24 Amatonormativity Day
25 Lupercalia
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