Top Ten Alternatives for the Word "Toilet"

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The Top Ten

1 Sh***er

Be prepared for the onslaught of toilet jokes. - DapperPickle

2 Loo

Now,if you use this one,you get a fun poem!
"Off the the loo to do a poo! "
isn't this great? - DapperPickle

3 Lavatory

Ha,i thought you said labatory,but there is really no difference,is there? I mean,you are making dangerous stuff and it smells bad! - DapperPickle

4 The John

I love John,i give him a nice present every day. - DapperPickle

5 Crapper

Thomas Crapper (British) - inventor of the lavatory. We owe a great debt to him. - Britgirl

6 Privy

Off to the privy to have some private time!
*Offscreen*
This could be used out of context? Yes? Well at least I'm not fired. - DapperPickle

7 Throne
8 Oval Office
9 Little Boy/Girls Room

I got nothing,but maybe this name isn't just for little boys and girls,its also for men and woman,but sometimes men and woman,or maybe men and little girls can go in the same room...

*Offscreen*
i'm fired? Fine,i found a better job at the YMCA. - DapperPickle

10 Bog

I know right? Its like a swamp! - DapperPickle

The Contenders

11 Can

You wont need a can opener to open this one,ha ha! - DapperPickle

12 The Jerry

That's what I called my toilet. - DapperPickle

13 Porcelain Throne
14 Comfort Room

Anything "butt" comfort. - DapperPickle

15 Watercloset
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