Top 10 Alternatives to Killing Harambe

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The Top Ten

1 Tranquilizer

Harambe didn't truly die. His physical form was killed but that's all. His mind escaped, with all his intelligence and ideas. And you can't kill an idea. So he has woven himself into the memes. - IronSabbathPriest

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He died for our memes

You can't harm Harambe, that's an unimaginable thing to do. Worse than murder. - Puga

2 Leave him alone, the boy's parents should've been more alert and he didn't know he was hurting the 3 year old

What kind of idiot parent lets there kid fall in a gorilla pit? I know there are some ups and downs with parenting, but this is just the most inexcusable blunder of all! I even read an article and saw that the mother was also a DAYCARE worker. Lord help those children.

3 Direct his attention to something else
4 Attacking him, but not killing him
5 Take the child from him
6 Telling him he'll get to be a user on TheTopTens if he puts the child down

All items before this seemed possible. This one, Well... - Martinglez

7 Give him something else to play with
8 Threatening him
9 Taunting him by telling him how much fame he'll receive
10 Knocking him out

The Contenders

11 Clear the crowd and send in an extraction team

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12 Distract Harambe
13 Not yelling and upsetting him
14 Kill someone else.
15 Punch Harambe
16 Bring in a female Gorilla
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1. Telling him he'll get to be a user on TheTopTens if he puts the child down
2. Tranquilizer
3. Attacking him, but not killing him
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1. Tranquilizer
2. Direct his attention to something else
3. Leave him alone, the boy's parents should've been more alert and he didn't know he was hurting the 3 year old
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