Top 10 Alternatives to Killing Harambe

The Top Ten

1 Tranquilizer

Harambe didn't truly die. His physical form was killed but that's all. His mind escaped, with all his intelligence and ideas. And you can't kill an idea. So he has woven himself into the memes.

This would provoke him to violence, so the kid would eventually die. Not a good way to go

2 Leave him alone, the boy's parents should've been more alert and he didn't know he was hurting the 3 year old

What kind of idiot parent lets there kid fall in a gorilla pit? I know there are some ups and downs with parenting, but this is just the most inexcusable blunder of all! I even read an article and saw that the mother was also a DAYCARE worker. Lord help those children.

3 Direct his attention to something else

4 Attacking him, but not killing him

5 Take the child from him

6 Telling him he'll get to be a user on TheTopTens if he puts the child down

All items before this seemed possible. This one, Well...

7 Give him something else to play with

8 Threatening him

9 Taunting him by telling him how much fame he'll receive

10 Knocking him out

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11 Clear the crowd and send in an extraction team

12 Distract Harambe

How? Does anyone how to distract a gorilla, so that would'ven't happened?

13 Not yelling and upsetting him

14 Kill someone else.

15 Punch Harambe

16 Bring in a female Gorilla

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