Top Ten Alternatives to Swear Words

Sometimes you stub your toe or something bad happens and you just swear. I know sometimes it is not the time or the place for swearing and here are some alternatives to swear words that can be used in innapropriate situations

The Top Ten

1 Fudge

Milk Milk Lemonade Round the corner fudge is made - bobbythebrony

I say "oh fudge" when I'm angry. I like the sound of it. And it's also one of my favorite foods. - PizzaGuy

Somehow I knew that this would be on here. - Minecraftcrazy530

Swearing makes people stress free, but sometimes you must be polite and use fudge instead of f word.

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2 Sugar
3 Shoot
4 Shiitake Mushrooms!

Lol, that was random! - Pegasister12

I need to try this. I do.

П my bestie says this all the time.


5 Butt
6 Nugget

Which word is this a replacement for?

fat a.. - Maddox121

7 Poop

Alternative to the s word

8 Shhhh...It
9 Doughnuts
10 Hawaii

The Contenders

11 "Sweet Child O'Mine!"

This is a personal favorite of mine that I exclaim for when I stub my toe, step on a Lego, or have other extremely harmful acts inflicted upon my person. - Cheese567

12 Crap

My mum doesn't let me say this word... - Review

Um at school I wld get crapped at for this.

13 Fudge Cake
14 Son of a Mother!

I find this one very relatable amongst most people as most people have had a mother at one point in time. - Cheese567

This involves no swearing. Plus it replaces son of a b****.

15 Holy Moly
16 Jackwagon!

Traditionally used as an insult - Cheese567

17 Nuts
18 Cockadookie
19 Bums
20 Sphincter

Although still considered rude in some circles still a healthy alternative! - Cheese567

Be the claptrap - ONHOLIDAY

21 Rats
22 Helicopter
23 Sugar Honey Ice Tea
24 Shiz
25 Dumbbutt
26 Waffles

I say 'oh waffles' a lot. - RiverClanRocks

27 What the juice?
28 Shiite Muslims

Holy Shiite Muslims! Are you kidding me? - AngryByrd

29 Shick
30 Futt
31 Motherbagstard
32 71
33 Bich
34 Sheet
35 Seventy-One

Alternative number to the F word

36 Buckets
37 Freak
38 Foogit
39 Shih Tzu
40 Female Dog
41 Dang
42 Sweet Niblets!
43 What the F-Zero
44 Crikey
45 Derp

I use this for every swear. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

46 Eff
47 Aw nuts
48 Dora
49 Off

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50 Donald Trump
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