Top Ten Alternatives to Swear WordsSometimes you stub your toe or something bad happens and you just swear. I know sometimes it is not the time or the place for swearing and here are some alternatives to swear words that can be used in innapropriate situations
The Top Ten
Forgot Duck - MrCoolC
Swearing makes people stress free, but sometimes you must be polite and use fudge instead of f word.
Milk Milk Lemonade Round the corner fudge is made - bobbythebrony
I say "oh fudge" when I'm angry. I like the sound of it. And it's also one of my favorite foods. - PizzaGuy
My fourth grade teacher said this - Luckys
Um at school I wld get crapped at for this.
My mum doesn't let me say this word... - Review
Which word is this a replacement for?
fat a.. - Maddox121
My bestie says this all the time.
Lol, that was random! - Pegasister12
I need to try this. I do.
"Holy Shi...ITAKE MUSHROOMS! "
Frick is honestly very annoying - Luckys
Cool! Imma use this! - Misfire
This is a personal favorite of mine that I exclaim for when I stub my toe, step on a Lego, or have other extremely harmful acts inflicted upon my person. - Cheese567
Hungarian has A fűzfán fütyülő rézangyalát for this among others, which means "Oh the whistling copper angel on the birch tree! " - Alkadikce
Alternative to the s word
I'm not allowed to say this word.
I find this one very relatable amongst most people as most people have had a mother at one point in time. - Cheese567
This involves no swearing. Plus it replaces son of a b****.
I am not allowed to say this word
Holy Shiite Muslims! Are you kidding me? - AngryByrd
Traditionally used as an insult - Cheese567
Although still considered rude in some circles still a healthy alternative! - Cheese567
Be the claptrap - ONHOLIDAY
It is bad! I is not alternative!
I use this for every swear. - Emberflight_of_StormClan
What the Dora
U still like Dora
Hey I don’t
Like when something doesn't go to plan or your generally peed off
I say 'oh waffles' a lot. - RiverClanRocks
Alternative number to the F word