Top Ten Alternatives to Swear Words

Sometimes you stub your toe or something bad happens and you just swear. I know sometimes it is not the time or the place for swearing and here are some alternatives to swear words that can be used in innapropriate situations

The Top Ten

1 Fudge

Forgot Duck - MrCoolC

Swearing makes people stress free, but sometimes you must be polite and use fudge instead of f word.

Milk Milk Lemonade Round the corner fudge is made - bobbythebrony

I say "oh fudge" when I'm angry. I like the sound of it. And it's also one of my favorite foods. - PizzaGuy

2 Crap

My mum doesn't let me say this word... - Review

My fourth grade teacher said this - Luckys

Um at school I wld get crapped at for this.

3 Shoot
4 Frick

Frick is honestly very annoying - Luckys

5 Sugar
6 Shiitake Mushrooms!

Lol, that was random! - Pegasister12

Just like Skipper from Penguins of Madagascar

I need to try this. I do.

My bestie says this all the time.

7 Sugar Honey Ice Tea

I'm not allowed to say this word.

8 Nugget

Which word is this a replacement for?

fat a.. - Maddox121

9 Sheet
10 Shhhh...It

The Contenders

11 Poop

Alternative to the s word

12 Nuts
13 Butt
14 "Sweet Child O'Mine!"

Cool! Imma use this! - Misfire

This is a personal favorite of mine that I exclaim for when I stub my toe, step on a Lego, or have other extremely harmful acts inflicted upon my person. - Cheese567

Hungarian has A fűzfán fütyülő rézangyalát for this among others, which means "Oh the whistling copper angel on the birch tree! " - Alkadikce

15 Doughnuts
16 Hawaii
17 Freak
18 Fudge Cake
19 Dang

I am not allowed to say this word

20 Son of a Mother!

I find this one very relatable amongst most people as most people have had a mother at one point in time. - Cheese567

This involves no swearing. Plus it replaces son of a b****.

21 Donald Trump

Alternative for a name of a person who (srry, it may bee too dark).

22 Holy Moly
23 Crikey
24 Cockadookie
25 Shiite Muslims

Holy Shiite Muslims! Are you kidding me? - AngryByrd

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