Top Ten Alternatives to Swear Words

Sometimes you stub your toe or something bad happens and you just swear. I know sometimes it is not the time or the place for swearing and here are some alternatives to swear words that can be used in innapropriate situations

The Top Ten

1 Fudge

Milk Milk Lemonade Round the corner fudge is made - bobbythebrony

I say "oh fudge" when I'm angry. I like the sound of it. And it's also one of my favorite foods. - PizzaGuy

Somehow I knew that this would be on here. - Minecraftcrazy530

Only I didn't say 'fudge'. I said THE word.

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2 Shiitake Mushrooms!

Lol, that was random! - Pegasister12

I need to try this. I do.

П my bestie says this all the time.


3 Nugget

Which word is this a replacement for?

fat a.. - Maddox121

4 Butt
5 Poop

Alternative to the s word

6 Sugar
7 Shoot
8 "Sweet Child O'Mine!"

This is a personal favorite of mine that I exclaim for when I stub my toe, step on a Lego, or have other extremely harmful acts inflicted upon my person. - Cheese567

9 Shhhh...It
10 Son of a Mother!

I find this one very relatable amongst most people as most people have had a mother at one point in time. - Cheese567

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The Contenders

11 Doughnuts
12 Hawaii
13 Jackwagon!

Traditionally used as an insult - Cheese567

14 Crap

My mum doesn't let me say this word... - Review

15 Fudge Cake
16 Nuts
17 Cockadookie
18 Holy Moly
19 Sphincter

Although still considered rude in some circles still a healthy alternative! - Cheese567

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20 Bums
21 Helicopter
22 Sugar Honey Ice Tea
23 Shiz
24 Dumbbutt
25 Waffles

I say 'oh waffles' a lot. - RiverClanRocks

26 What the juice?
27 Shiite Muslims

Holy Shiite Muslims! Are you kidding me? - AngryByrd

28 Shick
29 Futt
30 Motherbagstard
31 71
32 Bich
33 Sheet
34 Seventy-One
35 Rats
36 Buckets
37 Freak
38 Foogit
39 Shih Tzu
40 Female Dog
41 Dang
42 Sweet Niblets!
43 What the F-Zero
44 Crikey
45 Derp

I use this for every swear. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

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