Top Ten Alternatives to Swear Words

Sometimes you stub your toe or something bad happens and you just swear. I know sometimes it is not the time or the place for swearing and here are some alternatives to swear words that can be used in innapropriate situations

The Top Ten

1 Fudge

Milk Milk Lemonade Round the corner fudge is made - bobbythebrony

I say "oh fudge" when I'm angry. I like the sound of it. And it's also one of my favorite foods. - PizzaGuy

Somehow I knew that this would be on here. - Minecraftcrazy530

Swearing makes people stress free, but sometimes you must be polite and use fudge instead of f word.

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2 Sugar
3 Shoot
4 Shiitake Mushrooms!

Lol, that was random! - Pegasister12

I need to try this. I do.

П my bestie says this all the time.


5 Butt
6 Nugget

Which word is this a replacement for?

fat a.. - Maddox121

7 Poop

Alternative to the s word

8 Shhhh...It
9 Doughnuts
10 "Sweet Child O'Mine!"

This is a personal favorite of mine that I exclaim for when I stub my toe, step on a Lego, or have other extremely harmful acts inflicted upon my person. - Cheese567

The Contenders

11 Hawaii
12 Crap

My mum doesn't let me say this word... - Review

Um at school I wld get crapped at for this.

13 Fudge Cake
14 Son of a Mother!

I find this one very relatable amongst most people as most people have had a mother at one point in time. - Cheese567

This involves no swearing. Plus it replaces son of a b****.

15 Holy Moly
16 Jackwagon!

Traditionally used as an insult - Cheese567

17 Nuts
18 Cockadookie
19 Bums
20 Donald Trump
21 Sphincter

Although still considered rude in some circles still a healthy alternative! - Cheese567

Be the claptrap - ONHOLIDAY

22 Shiite Muslims

Holy Shiite Muslims! Are you kidding me? - AngryByrd

23 Rats
24 Dang

I am not allowed to say this word

25 Helicopter
26 Sugar Honey Ice Tea
27 Shiz
28 Dumbbutt
29 Waffles

I say 'oh waffles' a lot. - RiverClanRocks

30 What the juice?
31 Shick
32 Futt
33 Motherbagstard
34 71
35 Bich
36 Sheet
37 Seventy-One

Alternative number to the F word

38 Buckets
39 Freak
40 Foogit
41 Shih Tzu
42 Female Dog
43 Sweet Niblets!
44 What the F-Zero
45 Crikey
46 Derp

I use this for every swear. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

47 Eff
48 Aw nuts
49 Dora
50 Off

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