Top 10 Amusing Alternative Song Titles for Metallica's "... and Justice for All", If It Was Edited by Jason Newsted

Many people know that there was a problem with the bass track on this album - bass was almost inaudible. Bassist was Jason Newsted but it wasn't his fault (Lars Ulrich did something...)

Why and how this happened? Here's a YouTube video that explains it:
Metallica Mixer Explains Missing Bass on 'And Justice for All' [Exclusive]

I made this list for fun but it's based on a real issue.
Oh, and the album title changes to "...And Justice For Jason".
This is the tracklist:
The Top Ten
1 Eye of the Bassholder

Original song title: Eye of the Beholder

2 ... and Justice for Jason

Original song title:...And Justice for All

3 One Bass

Original song title: One

4 Dyers Bass

Original song title: Dyers Eve

5 The Bassest Straw

Original song title: The Shortest Straw

6 Jasoned

Original song title: Blackened

7 The Bass Ends Of Sanity

Original song title: The Frayed Ends of Sanity

8 Bassened

Original song title: Blackened

9 ...And Bass Peace For All

Original song title:...And Justice for All

10 To Live is to Try

Original song title: To Live is to Die

The Contenders
11 Harvester of Jason
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