Top Ten Amusing Epitaphs
The Top Ten
1 I will not be right back after this message
2 Opening times: 00:00 - 06:00
3 Well THAT was fun!
4 I logged in, had a look around, played around and logged out
5 He loved bacon (oh, and he loved his wife and kids too)
6 What the hell happened there?!
7 I was too old to die.
8 Overdosed on Viagra. His wife took it very hard.
9 I love my life!
10 Here lies Willie, couldn't find a gal. Every girl he wanted, was lookin' for a pal. Now after all those years, he finally reached his goal. But it took a heart attack to put Willie in a hole.
This made me laugh so much! I'm going to have to remix this list, thank you very much! :).
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11 Here lies my wife, I bid her goodbye. She rests in peace and now so do I.
"I put my husband beneath this stone, for his repose and for my own."
12 Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na hey-hey-ey goodbye.
Met the bass player who was running a tiny little electronics shop, where he mended the circuits on a power booster I used to overdrive my harp amp. The gold record for "Kiss Him Goodbye" was right there on the wall. Was kinda depressing, actually.
13 He was a good husband, a wonderful father, but a bad electrician
14 Writer's block slowly did him in. Bad case of communication constipation.
Must be a very rare case. I've never heard of anyone else who suffered with it. You'll be missed.
15 Farewell to much loved T.V. Just couldn't compete with the internet. Gave great shows and lasting memories. Shall be greatly missed.
16 Knock knock.....
17 Son of a motherless goat!
Ooh... Ya ANIMAL lover, ya! ;)).
18 I saw her from across a raging river, and my damned bulldog pulled me in
19 I saw a distressed man and his bulldog in a raging river. I jumped in to save his bulldog...
20 He died with her boots on
He was wearing hot-pink thigh -highs?!
21 I told you I was sick.
22 I made some good deals and I made some bad ones. I really went in the hole with this one.
23 On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle, went out of tune.
It's called "Fiddler's Elbow" He was probably always up and down with it ;).
Too much rosin on the bow;).
24 If you are close enough to read this...Get off of me!
25 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if it was on its way down. It was.
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