Top 10 Amusing Food-Related Names for Metal Subgenres

The Top Ten
1 Heavy Metal Lite
2 Healthy Death Metal
3 Low Calorie Metalcore
4 Vegetarian Power Metal

Plants give power!

5 Nu Diet 0% Metal
6 Chocolate Flavored Black Metal
7 Sweetened Glam Metal
8 Prog Metal Salad

Yes, I'll have the prog metal salad with extra Portnoy Ranch and Tate Croutons

9 Crunchy Thrash Metal
10 Cream Of Folk Metal Soup
The Contenders
11 Strawberry Mango Gorenoise
12 Chewy Groove Metal
13 Iron Fortified Gothic Metal
14 Simulated Flavor Metal
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