Top Ten Amusing Genuine Comments On Patient ChartsPositronWildhawk These are actual comments that doctors have made on patient reports. They're slightly unsettling.
The Top Ten
If he commited suicide in the past he wouldn't be alive which means he won't be at the doctor's office - AjklothV 1 Comment
This will come across as a glitch later on, I'm sure. - PositronWildhawkV 1 Comment
Whew! Hot flushes! That doctor must have had other things on his mind while writing this patient's chart... Either that, or he's got a bloody good sense of humour!
Hot in bed last night, indeed... Haha! - Britgirl
Well, it must be a load off her mind. Ha! Load! Geddit? A LOAD off her mind.. ? Oh forget it! - BritgirlV 1 Comment
How very uneventful. Why do I make these lists?!?! - PositronWildhawk
Before we save your life, please agree to the terms and conditions in advance if you wish to continue life. - PositronWildhawk
You mean they'd stopped breathing so you resuscitated them... they're either horrific at English or should not be handling live objects of any kind!
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2. Patient has no past history of suicides.
3. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
2. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
3. Patient has no past history of suicides.