Top Ten Amusing Messages That Have Actually Been Put On Valentine's Day Cards

PositronWildhawk
If you want to be sarcastic or obnoxious to your Valentine, these are the cards to send them.

The Top Ten

1 Screw Valentine's Day. Fat babies carrying bows and arrows are creepy anyway.

This list is so amazing! Lolz Cupid and stupid rhyme... Smiled more than my daily quota because of you, Posron! Thanks! - HezarioSeth

2 Nothing says "I love you" like dead vegetation and fat-saturated sugar products.
3 Forget Love; I'd rather fall in CHOCOLATE!

Falling in love is special, falling in CHOCOLATE...now that's something else altogether! - Britgirl

Chocolate won't let you down. Unless you have too much of it. - PositronWildhawk

4 Happy unimaginative, comsumerism-oriented AND ENTIRELY ARBITRARY, MANIPULATIVE AND SHALLOW INTERPRETATION OF ROMANCE DAY!! With that being said...don't forget my gift.

At least they're having a HAPPY unimaginative, comsumerism-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day.
Why didn't I put this in first? - PositronWildhawk

Ooh, this is so scathing! Nothing quite like a bit of sarcasm being concealed in a red envelope! - Britgirl

5 Meh.

Such totally relaxed indifference about it all. I love this! - Britgirl

Quoting me, there. Funny. - PositronWildhawk

6 You drink too much

One can add "which is why I see anything in you" - PositronWildhawk

7 It's better to have loved and lost than to live with that psycho for the rest of your life.
8 Cupid rhymes with stupid

. laugh out loud, it actually does.
Lovely list.

9 Happy Single's Awareness Day!

Haha! Thanks for the reminder, PositronWildhawk! Charmed, I'm sure... - Britgirl

10 Well, at least the cat loves me
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Top Remixes

1. Screw Valentine's Day. Fat babies carrying bows and arrows are creepy anyway.
2. Nothing says "I love you" like dead vegetation and fat-saturated sugar products.
3. Forget Love; I'd rather fall in CHOCOLATE!
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