Top Ten Amusing Messages That Have Actually Been Put On Valentine's Day CardsPositronWildhawk If you want to be sarcastic or obnoxious to your Valentine, these are the cards to send them.
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This list is so amazing! Lolz Cupid and stupid rhyme... Smiled more than my daily quota because of you, Posron! Thanks! - HezarioSeth
Falling in love is special, falling in CHOCOLATE...now that's something else altogether! - BritgirlV 1 Comment
At least they're having a HAPPY unimaginative, comsumerism-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day.
Why didn't I put this in first? - PositronWildhawk
Ooh, this is so scathing! Nothing quite like a bit of sarcasm being concealed in a red envelope! - Britgirl
Such totally relaxed indifference about it all. I love this! - Britgirl
Quoting me, there. Funny. - PositronWildhawk
One can add "which is why I see anything in you" - PositronWildhawk
Haha! Thanks for the reminder, PositronWildhawk! Charmed, I'm sure... - Britgirl
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2. Nothing says "I love you" like dead vegetation and fat-saturated sugar products.
3. Forget Love; I'd rather fall in CHOCOLATE!