Top Ten Amusing Things Genuinely Seen In School TextbooksPositronWildhawk
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This was in MY Mechanics textbook, as a matter of fact. Me and my friends were shocked but laughing. And the teacher just stood there, knowing something odd was going on, just not what. - PositronWildhawk
Ansewer: E. This is e-asy!
This wasn't the kind of "creative language" I had in mind. - Rocko
Is it really that bad? And is there really the need to revise that? - PositronWildhawk
And I'm sure Michael Phelps and his parents are proud. - PositronWildhawk
Michael Phelps should realise where he got his talent from! - Kiteretsunu
Reminds me of a time I dropped a (very) awkward innuendo in class: my biology teacher talks about how there are two Fs to do with adrenaline (fight or flight) and I said "There's another 'F' but it's best we don't talk about it."
This is why I never speak up. - Rocko
Yeah. If I were still doing biology, I'd get the revised edition. - PositronWildhawk
That is just weird the woman sees two people peeing in a bush with their privates in the air and she's all like "bonjour people peeing in a bush is not weird and I don't mind their privates sticking up in my face. But what does that have to do with French it more has to do with weird towns with weird people who do not mind nudeism. - Tiffgirl
I can picture the image. The sort of thing immature, narrow minded idiots would guffaw at... YES! I found this funny! Haha! - Britgirl
You should say nine and five are thirteen because you're talking about two things. And by nthe way, I'm not sure what it was asking. - funnyuser
Wow. The answer probably has something to do with hores (see PositronWildhawks list of true exam answers). - PetSounds
Sometimes, these arguments have to be made. - PositronWildhawk
Enough to kill you...
I once saw this as a word problem on a maths textbook page about Pythagoras' theorem.
I'm not even joking. - Rocko
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3. Biology Textbook: "The hypothalamus plays a major role in the regulation of basic biological drives related to survival, including the so-called 'four Fs': fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating."
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