Top Ten Amusing Variations On Common SayingsCityGuru
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Given the savage, ongoing world events, this really isn't funny.
That is so true! In fact all of them are true to some extent when applied on this present world. - Kiteretsunu
This is often very legit. This whole list is, but mainly this. - PositronWildhawk
I used to have a fat teacher in seventh grade which I hated. If only I knew this saying then... - TwilightKitsune
I think my dad invented this saying. - Britgirl
Unless it died in the attempt.. - TwilightKitsune
It's true, isn't it?
Something to think about. - CityGuru
I can't imagine a life without eggs, can you? - CityGuru
Well, we obviously wouldn't eat fertilised eggs. - PositronWildhawk
Pest friends forever. - Britgirl
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2. Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people.
3. Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do the next day.
2. A penny saved... is nowadays, after taxes and inflation, about half a penny saved.
3. Laugh, and the world laughs with you... cry, and the world laughs at you too, you big sissy!