Animals That Will Maul Caillou


The Top Ten

1 Lion Lion The lion is one of the big cats in the genus Panthera and a member of the family Felidae. The commonly used term African lion collectively denotes the several subspecies in Africa.

The Lion will be aggravated by Caillou's tantrums and bash him to death, then eat him for dinner. - PizzaGuy

2 Wolverine Wolverine The wolverine, Gulo gulo, also referred to as the glutton, carcajou, skunk bear, or quickhatch, is the largest land-dwelling species of the family Mustelidae.

Same thing as lion, except without the dinner thing - PizzaGuy

3 Human Human

A human will go mental with Caillou's problems and just shoots a pistol at him. - PizzaGuy

4 Wolf Wolf Often in/from packs, Wolves are carnivorous Canines that come in various colours and breeds, and have evolved to Dogs. Some breeds of Wolves are, like Dogs, domesticated, to become a Working Dog.

Caillou's with Leo, and some wolves attack them. They're dead in a couple of seconds. - PizzaGuy

5 Shark

In the beach, Caillou goes to swim, and then he finds a shark, who's angry about Caillou's whiny voice, and the shark eats Caillou - PizzaGuy

Caillou should go play in sea then a shark
Comes and swallows him alive and he will turn into poop

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6 Cat Cat The "House Cat", also known as the Domestic Cat or the Feral Cat, is a small feline, a good hunter, and comes in a variety of colours and fur patterns. Contrary to popular belief, however, they are not truly domesticated.

Specifically Gilbert (Caillou's cat). Gilbert will scratch Caillou so much that he (Caillou, not Gilbert) dies. - PizzaGuy

7 Cheetah Cheetah The cheetah, also known as the hunting leopard, is a big cat that occurs mainly in eastern and southern Africa and a few parts of Iran. The cheetah is the fastest land animal, able to run up to 75 mph and can accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in just 3 seconds
8 Wasp
9 Dog Dog Domesticated house hold pets that have evolved from wolves . They are sometimes bred with other species of wolves or dogs to create desirable purebreds or a new species of dogs.

Caillou finds a stray dog outside. He picks him up but the Dog is angry and he kills Caillou. - PizzaGuy

10 Snake Snake Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that can be distinguished from legless lizards by their lack of eyelids and external ears. About 600 species are venomous, some of which can be fatal to humans if no medical help is sought.

Caillou can be easily killed by a snake because, although he's 4 years old, he acts 4 MONTHS old. I don't even know why his parents say "You're getting to be a big boy" because he never is going to. - PizzaGuy

The Contenders

11 Crocodile Crocodile Crocodiles or true crocodiles are large aquatic reptiles that live throughout the tropics in Africa, Asia, the Americas and Australia.
12 Grizzly Bear Grizzly Bear The grizzly bear less commonly called the silvertip bear, is any North American morphological form or subspecies of brown bear.
13 Polar Bear Polar Bear The polar bear is a carnivorous bear whose native range lies largely within the Arctic Circle, encompassing the Arctic Ocean, its surrounding seas and surrounding land masses.
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