Top 10 Worst Things That Have Happened to Hank Hill on King of the Hill

For this list we will be looking back at the worst things that have ever happens to Hank Hill on the show.
The Top Ten
1 Was Molested by a Dolphin - Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta

Luanne presents Hank with a card for a dolphin encounter at the "La Grunta Hotel" where she's working which allows recipients to swim in a pool with a live dolphin and though Hank is really hesitant about it he agrees to it, and while the dolphin encounter starts off fine things quickly go bad when Hank strokes the dolphins stomach the dolphin suddenly attack him and drags him underwater, and after being pulled from the pool the hotel director explains that Hank's display of affection aroused the dolphin causing him to become physically intimate with Hank, horrified by this Hank willing allows the hotel manager to buy his silence with free merchandise in order to avoid a lawsuit.

2 Became Stranded in Mexico with Khan and Dale - Three Days of the Khando

The Hills are persuaded by the Souphanousinphone to join them on a trip to Mexico and stay at a "Mitad duplex condo, but when they get there Khan finds out from the manager Jacinto that "Mitad" means half which means he would have to share the downstairs portion condo with the Hills, when the Hills finally arrive Khan tricks them into thinking the luxurious upstairs condo is theirs but when the manager finds out Hank, Khan and Dale who showed up unannounced brings them before a magistrate who orders them to pay Jacinto 10,000 pesos and have their identifications confiscated not allowing them to leave the country until the money is payed which later leads to the three to cross the border illegally back into America.

3 Had His Credit Ruined Over a False Claim by Arlen Video - Hank's Dirt Laundry
4 Was Caught in the Middle of His Boss and His Wife's Divorce - Hanky Panky
5 Went Blind - The Unbearable Blindness

In the episode Hank's mother visits along with her new boyfriend Gary Kasner and while he, Peggy, Bobby and Luanne are off to a basketball Hank forgets his Styrofoam finger and they go back home to get it, when Hank enters the house he inadvertently walks in on his mother and Gary making love in the kitchen and the shock from it all causes him to go blind.

6 Was Falsely Accused of Being Racist When Ladybird Attacks a Black Repairman - Racist Dawg
7 Gained the Unwanted Attention from His Co Worker Enrique - Enrique-cilable Differences
8 Was Attacked By Barry Rollins Over a Misunderstanding - Cops and Robert
9 Was Repeatedly Harassed by Ms. Wakefield and Later Vilified By His Friends and Neighbors When He Refuses to Let Her Die in His House - Mr. Wakefield

Hank and his family are visited by an elderly woman Ms. Wakefield who quickly wears out her welcome as she demands to die in his house which leads to Hank to forcibly remove her form his house as all his neighbors shame him for throwing her out of his house not caring that she wants to die in his house. Ms. Wakfield not taking no for an answer continues to show up at Hank's house still trying to get inside to die she even terrifies Bobby while he's left home alone while his parents are out shopping which leads to Hank to call the police to arrest her although they were hesitant at first but do their job non the less, but even after that she still refuses to give up and even breaks into their house near the end of the episode.

10 Was Bullied By Calab While His Parents Do Nothing - Hank's Bully

Throughout the episode Hank is annoyed by a bratty kid named Calab who repeatedly pesters him while his parents do nothing to stop him.

The Contenders
11 Had a Picture of His Colon Posted on a Wall at an Art Museum - Love Hurts and So Does Art

I have no idea where this museum got that picture but Hank had every right to be pissed in this situation because you don't put a picture of someone else's insides on a wall for everyone to see.

12 Accidentally Did Drugs - High Anxiety
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