Top Ten Most Annoying and Awkward Things While at Home

The Top Ten
1 Having to Poo at Yours Friends House

One time my friend came over for a little while and had to go to the bathroom. Then she came back and said the toilet was clogged. When I went in it smelt bad and there was like a million pieces of toilet paper in the toilet. It wasn't me, but I felt bad for her

Seriously awkward. I've had to do this when I visited someone I hardly knew. The pain that built up in my bowel was intense. It made me sweat. I HAD to go and had no choice but to ask that question: "Mind if I use your loo..? "

When I was 2, I visited my aunt in San Francisco, and I had to poop while I was at her house several times. Since I wasn't toilet trained yet, I just pooped in my diaper and my aunt just changed it. No problem for me!

You just wasted some of that time and if you do that it calculates to having to miss 5 mins of that playdate and Your mom will come and He or She hasn't showed you their thing. I don't want to miss fun.

2 A Wasp Flying Around Your Home

There's a lot of wasps around my house I'm always scared I will get stung it will hurt

3 That Big Spider That Runs and Hides

One time this happened. I spent the night outside my room crying and then went to sleep in my parent's room. Call me a wuss, its true!

Worst thing ever. You have to get it or you won't be able to sleep knowing you haven't!

I check my whole room before I go to sleep.

Terry fling. Happened to me last month

4 Hearing Your Parents Having Sex

I remember once walking in to my parents when they were having sex, cause they forgot to lock the door...
I was fully in I'm SCARRED FOR LIFE..
Seriously! It might not seems like a big deal but when you see it...

I accidentally went into my parents rooms while they were having sex... So gross and SO awkward!

I hope I'll never hear that again unless me and my girlfriend do it

Laugh out loud at the person who said "I masturbate to that"

5 Getting Caught Pleasuring Yourself

So embarrassing when your dad/mum bursts into your room and acts like it never happened so you don't know whether they saw or not so you are acting all awkward with them for the rest if the day laugh out loud

Yeah. My door shut and locked, I'm almost positive no one's home and then...

My dad unlocks the door and runs in on me eating his cheetos! Oh the nightmare!

What does pleasuring yourself mean?

Glad that hasn't happened to me yet.

6 A Moth Flying In at Night

FINALLY SOMEONE! I'm so terrified of those things. the closest I'll go to those things is a mile.. it creeps me out even typing about them. I'd break an arm, leg, my neck, and my body trying to go away from them.

I am so scared of moths. You have no idea.

I think it is creepy

I'M NOT ALONE IN THIS "IRRATIONAL" FEAR!
Yay!

7 Hearing Baby Crying

Not a baby but when my mom used to babysit my little cousin (now 7) EVERY SINGLE TIME he woke up from a nap he would cry and sometimes scream. It was so annoying.

I have 2 little baby sisters

8 A Bee Flying Around Your House

I don't just run away from bees and wasps just because I am afraid I do it to keep my record of not being stung or bitten the only thing I have been bitten by (aside from my little brother) are Mosquitos

I'm so afraid of bees and I just can't help but run away and shiver

9 Next Door Dog Barking

Feels like killing that thing when it barks at night!

10 Neighbors Arguing/talking On Phone Very Loud
The Contenders
11 Watching Austin Powers With Your Parents

I watched this movie and Eurotrip and Scary Movie 3 with my dad and found none awkward. I guess it's like I say it's only awkward if you call it awkward.

Or watching the Naked Gun...

12 "We're Just Trying to Keep You Safe"

My parents are so annoying with this

The Dumbest Excuse In The Book

13 Not Being Able to Find Your TV Remote

I hate his with all my hearty my dad is like 'get off your lazy butts and help my find this thing' but with more cursing.

14 Watching Rude TV
15 Church People Knocking On Your Door and Wanting to Talk for Hours With You About God

This su good as long as they talk about God and Scripture but not Catholic stuff like praying rosaries and to saints and Mary, Mary being perfect, etc,

Or for three days...

16 Sibling or Parent Using Toilet and Leave the Door Open

When my mom used to babysit my cousins they and my mom would open the door and walk in on me WHILE I WAS ON THE TOILET!

17 Neighbor's Loud Music
18 When a Guest Comes Over and Your Parents Tell You to Sit with Them

Maybe you could be friends if they're the same age.

19 Rushing Into the Bathroom and Finding Your Mother in the Tub
20 Younger Siblings Whining And Throwing Tantrums Like A Baby
21 Annoying Relatives Come Over for a Visit All of a Sudden
22 Doorbell Rings
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