Most Annoying Noises on Chris Brown's "Trumpet Lights"WonkeyDude98 I listened to this flaming atrocity about twenty times over in order to evaluate it. It's the worst song of all time. Actually that's too generous, because this isn't a song, it's just dreadful noise. This song gave me a migraine for two days. I showed friends at school because I don't like them: one got actual ear-ache, and another got sinus irritation. If that doesn't say anything about how bad this is, I don't know what does.
I had to listen to this "song" twenty times in order to make this list, because so much is going on at once and none of it is good. How this song made it past conception, it beats me. I counted 19 total noises in this song, and of those, 18 of them are irritating. Narrowing it down to just ten was pretty hard.
I could also make a list like this for Bassline, but this is in another league entirely.
The Top Ten
I think this was what really triggered the pain for me. Look down at what #2 is (right now at least, look at my remix if it changes), and I'll explain more. - WonkeyDude98
I thought FACK was your least favorite song. Chris brown is probably gonna be single because his beats by basically him punching ladies and farting - AlphaQ
At the back of the mix near the end of the song you can hear this synth that sounds like an RC car on low battery, as it slowly keeps climbing farther forward into the mix, getting louder and more high-pitched until it lingers on this note that actually pierces through the speakers and is absolutely deafening. - WonkeyDude98
I could only imagine an angry former fan punching Chris Brown in the testicles repeatedly as this happens. - WonkeyDude98
Just a note, the nasal pseudo-harmonized "I'm gonna be the" is repeated 35 times. - WonkeyDude98
I found this song to be much worse than My X. In My X those horrible kids say the same thing the whole time - AlphaQ
It sounds like someone stepping in a puddle of mud (PUNZ! ) at roughly 117 beats per minute. - WonkeyDude98
After the actually beautiful breakdown from Sabrina Antionette, every following chorus has this weird mutating synth that bounces in and out of itself for whenever it blares/shrieks in your ear. - WonkeyDude98V 1 Comment
The first verse shows Chris Brown putting on this really insufferable accent that peppers every word he speaks, and the autotune definitely doesn't help. - WonkeyDude98
What better way to open up the worst song ever than with a blaring saw bass that rapidly speeds up like cheap horror filler? - WonkeyDude98
Literally the only thing this does in the two times it's done throughout the song is take any promise and squander it by going back to the song's regular sound. - WonkeyDude98
At least I could attempt to listen to a whole Rae Sremmurd song and actually try to listen to what was the beat. I couldn't make it past a minute and a few seconds of this song, being serious. - Swellow
I didn't like this song. But I noticed the autotune wasn't used well. That ruined Future which is why I don't think he's as good as he's supposed to be now - AlphaQ
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2. The shrill crescendo near the end of the song
3. The bridge where Chris Brown nasally repeats "AH AH AH UH"