Most Annoying Noises on Chris Brown's "Trumpet Lights"

I listened to this flaming atrocity about twenty times over in order to evaluate it. It's the worst song of all time. Actually that's too generous, because this isn't a song, it's just dreadful noise. This song gave me a migraine for two days. I showed friends at school because I don't like them: one got actual ear-ache, and another got sinus irritation. If that doesn't say anything about how bad this is, I don't know what does.

I had to listen to this "song" twenty times in order to make this list, because so much is going on at once and none of it is good. How this song made it past conception, it beats me. I counted 19 total noises in this song, and of those, 18 of them are irritating. Narrowing it down to just ten was pretty hard.

I could also make a list like this for Bassline, but this is in another league entirely.

The Top Ten Most Annoying Noises on Chris Brown's "Trumpet Lights"

1 The screeching synths that end the song

THANK YOU! This was my least favorite thing also! I actually thought the popping sounds would top the list. - DCfnaf

2 The shrill crescendo near the end of the song

RIP to those who listened to the song through their headphones. This could be a new method for torture. - LoveMusicLoveLife

3 The bridge where Chris Brown nasally repeats "AH AH AH UH"
4 The repetitive chorus

I found this song to be much worse than My X. In My X those horrible kids say the same thing the whole time - AlphaQ

5 The retro drum-esque main loop

It's just as flatulent-sounding as it's headache-inducing - LoveMusicLoveLife

6 The distorted synths on the chorus

This should be #1 in my opinion - ProPanda

7 The abrasive bass in the intro
8 Chris Brown's inflections
9 The yodeling "OOOOOO"
10 The pitch-shifted "be my be my be my be my"

The Contenders

11 The flatulent noises at the very beginning
12 The autotuned "ow-ow-ow" bridge

It's like someone shoved some hot iron down his butt and his reaction was drenched in autotune. - LoveMusicLoveLife

13 The entirety of the beat

I can't agree more, it sounds like digital farts - LoveMusicLoveLife

At least I could attempt to listen to a whole Rae Sremmurd song and actually try to listen to what was the beat. I couldn't make it past a minute and a few seconds of this song, being serious. - Swellow

14 Chris Brown's Autotune

I didn't like this song. But I noticed the autotune wasn't used well. That ruined Future which is why I don't think he's as good as he's supposed to be now - AlphaQ

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