Top Ten Most Annoying NPC Quotes In The Elder Scroll: Skyrim

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The Top Ten

1 "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee." - Guards
2 "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't..." - Nazeem
3 "Sorry lass, I've got important things to do. We'll speak another time." - Brynjolf

Does this ever end?

4 "Let me guess... someone stole your sweet roll..." - Guards

Rude and annoying

5 "Now I remember... you're that new member of the Companions. So you, what... fetch the mead?" - Guards

*wearimg full Daedric armor* Does it look like I fetch the mead? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

6 "Some may call this junk, me, I call it treasure." - Merchants
7 "I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form. Just unsheathe me, and point me at the enemy." - Hrongar
8 "My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty." - Guards
9 "Hands to yourself, sneak thief." - Guards

Guards are so racist to me (I'm Khajiit)!

10 "Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots, good job" - Nelkir

The Contenders

11 "I am Al-du-in, first born of Akatosh!" - Alduin

Why is this on the list?

12 "Stay out of trouble, lizard." - Argonian Guard

Its just Racist to argonians.

13 "Go cast your fancy magic someplace else." - Guards
14 "Go fiddling with any locks around here and we're going to have a real problem."
15 "Not now!" Jarl Balgruuf
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1. "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee." - Guards
2. "Now I remember... you're that new member of the Companions. So you, what... fetch the mead?" - Guards
3. "Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots, good job" - Nelkir
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1. "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee." - Guards
2. "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't..." - Nazeem
3. "Sorry lass, I've got important things to do. We'll speak another time." - Brynjolf
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