Top Ten Most Annoying NPC Quotes In The Elder Scroll: Skyrim

The Top Ten

1 "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee." - Guards
2 "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't..." - Nazeem

Do you nazeem

3 "Let me guess... someone stole your sweet roll..." - Guards

Rude and annoying

I ATE MY SWEET ROLL!

4 "Sorry lass, I've got important things to do. We'll speak another time." - Brynjolf

Does this ever end?

5 "Now I remember... you're that new member of the Companions. So you, what... fetch the mead?" - Guards

Actually I'm in charge of the companions.

*wearimg full Daedric armor* Does it look like I fetch the mead? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

6 "Some may call this junk, me, I call it treasure." - Merchants
7 "I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form. Just unsheathe me, and point me at the enemy." - Hrongar
8 "My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty." - Guards

Be glad your getting ca$h in general.

9 "Hands to yourself, sneak thief." - Guards

Guards are so racist to me (I'm Khajiit)!

10 "Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots, good job" - Nelkir

The Contenders

11 "I am Al-du-in, first born of Akatosh!" - Alduin

Why is this on the list?

12 "Stay out of trouble, lizard." - Argonian Guard

Its just Racist to argonians.

13 "Go cast your fancy magic someplace else." - Guards

Boy I fight dragons with this magic iv'e saved your ass more than 10 times.

14 "Go fiddling with any locks around here and we're going to have a real problem."

Some of the man missions have it to where you need to pick pocket, kill people, and lock pick houses or cases to get something you need

15 "Not now!" Jarl Balgruuf
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