Most Annoying Questions Parents Ask

The Top Ten Most Annoying Questions Parents Ask

1 How was school?

I could never properly answer this question because when the school day was over; I would basically delete it all from my mind since it was all boring to me, so after being asked I would reply "I don't remember."

What's the point of asking this when all your kid will say is "good"

I never say good. I just reply with a straight up honest TERRIBLE

Since my parents do this so much, I pretty much have to say that school was good right when I get in the car every time before they can even ask the question themselves.

This really gets on my nerves. I love my parents, but I really don't get why they keep on asking this question. And if I say it was fine, they keep asking questions about what I did and the like.

2 What are you doing?

Staying alive and breathing

Same answer every time, playing on the internet

I'm asked this by all of my family whenever I do anything.

Reading this list

3 What did you get on the test?

My Mom Always Says She Will Be Proud, Even If I Have A Horrible Score, As Long As I Try My Best

So When I Come Home With A C-
She Totally Freaks Out

*heart beats fast as heck* *inhales deeply* *exhales slowly* *tries to calm down* *sigh* To be honest...I got a C

This is why I don't tell my mum when I have tests

Didn't even go for the test that was held today...( No one knew about it anyway so..)

4 Who are you talking to?

Sometimes I may talk to my self because I have no one to talk to at the time, it feels embarrased when I hear this

My mom thinks that if you constantly talk to yourself you have mental problems

My parents don't care who I talk to, as long as it's not harmful to me.

An imaginary person

5 How many friends do you have?

Does it even matter how does it affect your life and why do I have to tell you, you should be proud of me

Whose parents ask this? I know mine don't. (Because they know I have no friends)

That kind of hurts when they ask that...

Me: Like Almost 1 Million!
Mom: Name ALL Of Them
Me: *faints*

6 Who are you texting?

Every time my Mum asks me this, I get annoyed. If I ever as say mind your own business to my Mum, she will fully scream at me and threatened to hit me.

It's none of the parents business if their children are texting someone because my Mum does that to me all the time and takes forever to give my phone back.

I don't really text but I chat/message and it gets annoying when they ask who I'm messaging.

I'm texting the president requesting him to lower the taxes..

7 What's your password?

Suck a**


It's 1234. *tries* THIS IS WRONG!

8 How are you?

Nothing is annoying about this!


1. What else am I to respond with other than "fine"?
2. Is there really ever a time where I would respond no instead of confronting you and telling you what's up?
3. Can you not tell how I'm feeling already?
You should see that I am irritated by these questions.

I'm serious, every time they ask this I'll say I'm fine.
I'm depressed? I'm fine
I just tried to kill myself? I'm fine
I self-harmed? I'm fine
I was bullied today? I'm fine
I haven't eaten today? I'm fine

9 Can I use your laptop/phone?

My mom asks me if she can use my DESKTOP PC

10 Who's ___?

So many times when I mention a boys name. Then they ask if I like him.

My mom asked who Sonic The Hedgehog is. Do you guys think that it's annoying for you cause your parents asked about a video game character

My mom once asked me who Hatsune Miku was.

Then look it up on Google.-Vestalis

The Contenders

11 What's ____?

What. I think your parents are broken, because no regular parents ask half of these questions.

Why not you look it up in the dictionary?

@guitarwiz1964-mine does

12 Who's your friend?


13 What's the worst that can happen?

I Get Hit By A Train
I Get Hit By A Car
I Get Hit By A Truck
I Get Hit By A Plane
I Get Hit By A Bike
I Get Hit By A Helicopter
I Get Hit By A Tank
I Get Hit By A Blimp
I Get Hit By A Brick
I Get Hit By A Lava Train
I Get Hit By A Lava Car
I Get Hit By A Lava Truck
I Get Hit By A Lava Plane
I Get Hit By A Lava Bike
I Get Hit By A Lava Helicopter
I Get Hit By A Lava Tank
I Get Hit By A Lava Blimp
I Get Hit By A Lava Brick
I Get Hit By An Acid Train
I Get Hit By An Acid Car
I Get Hit By An Acid Truck
I Get Hit By An Acid Plane
I Get Hit By An Acid Bike
I Get Hit By An Acid Helicopter
I Get Hit By An Acid Tank
I Get Hit By An Acid Blimp
I Get Hit By An Acid Brick


Easy. I die of fear

14 Who did you sit with at lunch?

And after that question, they ask "what do your friends bring for lunch? "

I sat with no one because everyone hates me

And then when they ask "what do your friends bring for lunch? "

My mom asked me that today

15 Why aren't you doing your homework?

Probably because you're asking me why I'm not doing my homework?

Because homework sucks dongs

Because I finished it/ didn't have any

Because it's due two weeks from now

16 Can I see your Instagram?

I don't have an instagram


17 Who did you dance with?

My grandma

18 Why?
19 Who's your boyfriend/girlfriend?

Why would I tell you

20 Can I see what you're doing?

I absolutely hate it when that happens! One time I was about to look something up, (Not anything inappropriate, thank God! ) when my stepdad just barged into my room without permission and asked what I was doing on my kindle. (My mom won't let me have a phone and I'm 12! ) I was absolutely startled when he said that but I did it anyway and when I showed it, I was able to think of a good excuse for looking it up and much to my surprise, he believed me! - PastelSnowstorm

I’m not looking up porn!

21 What are you thinking about?

Dad: Whatcha thinkin about?
Me: You don’t want to know...

So annoying! Why�"WHY do you have to know what we’re thinking about at this exact moment.

22 When am I going to have grandchildren?

My parents already have...*pauses to count*...five grandchildren and one great-grandson. Are they happy? No. They want ME to have children for them to make a fuss of.

Dude I'm 16. I am not old enough yet.

23 When are you going to get a job?

Nobody trusts me.

24 You didn't do this did you?

My parents ALWAYS ask me this whenever my cousin did bad stuff during parties and family gatherings. My response is always the same:


25 Are you interested in boys/girls yet?

My parents know I'm interested in girls. and I'm a bachelor at the moment

26 Why are you always on your phone?

My mom is always like "Why are you always on your phone? What business do you have on there?". So annoying! I can be on it if I want to! Just be grateful that I am not a drug addict!

Because you’re always at work and I literally have nothing to do

I could be a drug addict! Do you realize how lucky you are?!

27 You did not do this did you? If I find out than you are punished!

If I were a mother I will spank you in the butt, I told to my mother.

My parents (and relatives) constantly blame me for everything even if my cousins are the ones that did it. They no longer trust me :(

28 Where did you go?
29 How old are you?

When I was a kid, every time my parents video us on our birthdays, they ask us this question.

30 What's the date?
31 What are you doing right now?

Um you're right there so why are you asking a question you already know the answer to?

none of your business

32 Did you do this?

Mom: E, did you pee on the toilet seat?
Me: No, I did not!
Mom: Liar

My mom ALWAYS blames me for stuff that I either didn’t do or would NEVER do and it makes me VERY VERY ANGRY >:(

33 Are you going to be cold?

I don't know or care.

34 What's Your Favorite Holiday?
35 What schools do your friends go to?
36 When they ask if you want to go to school and they say regardless that you have to go.
37 Are you gay?


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