Top Ten Most Annoying Things About Children and Toddlers

I would say most annoying things about children aged 2-10

The Top Ten

1 They cry for the smallest reasons They cry for the smallest reasons

I came to my friend's house, then I realized she had a 5 year old sister! My friend was busy, so she told me to play with her sister. We were playing with the blocks, then suddenly I ACCIDENTALLY knocked it down.

She started crying and punched me. I said sorry, but she kept on insisting that I was "bad". I told her we're going to build another one even better than the one I knocked down, but she said that I would mess it up. Then I got really iritated then I said "THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUILD IT AGAIN?! " She ran out, crying, and she told my friend. She defended her sister, stating that "she's just a kid".

To this day, I hate my "friend".

One toddler was crying very loud while I was at the movies. Some one should raise the movie volume to block off the toddlers loud crying

I like kids and toddlers, but this can be annoying, - NeptuneWater

A few years ago at a party 1 of my cousins had a mermaid coloring book. She allowed us to corrupt it. My other cousins and I were bored so we decided to draw mustaches and goatees on the mermaids as a joke. She liked it at first, but then she decided to cry a while later for “ruining” it.

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2 They are unhygienic

When my mom was young, a neighbor kid like to put his hands in the gutter where the dirty water is before he was going to play and touch other kids toys with his dirty hands

Manny (a little kid from diary of a wimpy kid which is a book series) tried to wash his hands in the urinal when he first entered a boy bathroom. Gross! - Lunala

My 7 year old cousin used to stick his hand down his pants and scratch his butt and privates in public when he was little. GROSS!

My cousins are 7 and 9 and they NEVER cover their mouths whenever they cough or sneeze, even when they're sick.

I caught a cold shortly after they visited one time a few years ago. They were having colds and they coughed at sneered all day, sometimes on or near me, without covering their mouths. I am convinced that I caught their colds. SO NASTY! >:(

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3 They smell

Lots of them DO smell kinda funny. (Holds up Loreal wash stuff) try baths peeps!

My cousins also smelled like pee when they were little

When they’re little, my cousins would either smell like poop, vomit, or spoiled milk. I wish I could wear face masks whenever I’m around them back then!

4 They are stupid

I can safely say that not all children are stupid. I myself am 12 years old and don't get me wrong, a lot of children are stupid, but so are a lot of adults. Categorizing all children as stupid when many adults are is one of the most ridiculous levels of hypocrisy I've ever seen.

The majority of stupidity in the world does come from adults. And I agree with you. - LordDovahkiin

This rule doesn't apply to toddlers, they haven't even been to school yet! - DapperPickle

Of course we're not Einstein, but WE CAN'T BE BLAMED FOR THAT!

Well, they can't help that because they don't start school yet!

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5 They scream

My little cousins would constantly scream all the time. I hate it.

I hate screaming, and again, I'M 10. Unless it's something like… if I delete my story from Notes that I spent months typing =(

I'm 10 to and I hate totlers


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6 They annoy you

THOSE DAMN KIDS IN YEAR 3! Whenever me and my friends go onto a table with lower school, they start whispering about us. You can tell because they keep looking at us in the process.

Especially when you want to be left alone

7 Your parents care about your younger sibling more

My Dad always takes my little brother and sister out to do fun stuff while I'm away. I hate it when this happens. - NeptuneWater

My parents in a nutshell - CoolCat999

I would be able to swear by now if it weren't for my brother =/

That's true - WhatAreWeHaving4Lulz

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8 They get loads of birthday and Christmas presents

But then, they're just TOYS. Kids age 9+ get cool stuff like Art Therapy, Wii U games, amiibo figures, notebooks…
I'm talking' about myself now…

Did you see this video in YouTube? There's this kid that was whining that he got a PS2 instead of a PS4. He broke the wall of his brother, who was the one to give him a PS2. Then, after that he gave him a real PS4.
I don't think that spoiled brat deserved the PS4.

I'm jeleaous

9 They watch annoying TV shows and play horrible video games They watch annoying TV shows and play horrible video games

Dora is an example... - DapperPickle

My little brother plays Pokemon Sun (not horrible). Sometimes I do, too. My little sister and I mostly play Hatsune Miku: Project Mirai (also not horrible) - NeptuneWater

They love stupid shows like Teen Titans Go, and I noticed a LOT of younger kids are starting to play Call of Duty. - Popsicles

Call of Duty is not for kids - GeorgeTheNin10doGamer

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10 They often have a bigger bedroom than you

Yes... For no reason

I've the tiniest bedroom in the house.

I'm assuming this entry is addressing adults. This is not true. Adults get the master bedroom. Which, FYI, is the largest bedroom in a house. - LordDovahkiin

My 9 year old cousin has a bathroom in her room. A BATHROOM! It's not fair! Why can't I have my own personal restroom as well? >:(

The Newcomers

? They do bad stuff and then blame it on you and your parents believe them

I wanted to install surveillance cameras everywhere to prove my innocence because of this

The Contenders

11 They imitate Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 by doing Drax's jokes and mimics his laugh

Imagine if the kid asking the teacher while the teacher reading the Mommy Laid An Egg book to the kindergarteners during story time by asking "Did you make a penis? " and the kids would be laughing.

When my uncle was around 11, His teacher said what helps a jelly fish sting and he said to her "You Piss on It".

I grew up when the mcu didn’t even exist so I had no problem with this

12 They act like it's OK to disobey and disrespect their elders

A little kid once threatened to kill me I'm 15 and I wanted to beat his ass - Ihateschool

Most kids laugh if anyone says 'grandma' and if I take my scooter to school (one that you stand up on and push) or anyone else, some really immature kids always say 'OLDIES ON MOBILITY SCOOTERS! Hahaaa! '

A kid called me "Baby grandma" what that doesn't make any sense.

Listen kid: A baby can't be a grandma and a grandma can't be a kid. Retard - AlphaQ

13 They always stare

If they're babies or toddlers it's fine but if it's a 6 year old in a fairy tutu it's creepy. - Lunala

When I'm at the park with my sister some 3 year old kept staring at me. Rude.


When they were little, my cousins didn't just stare at me, they also stared at MY FOOD AND MY COMPUTER! >:(

14 They wear stupid clothes

When I was 9 I STILL didn't know how to tie my laces so I wore babyish shoes, blue and pink jeans that fell down every 2 seconds, and tight tops that showed my fat arms.

I have always worn black, grey, and sometimes red clothes. Only when I was a toddler we're my clothes stupid. - LordDovahkiin

My mom forced me to wear toddler clothing when I was in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!

15 They poop and pee in the swimming pool

Perhaps this list should have been called "Top Ten Most Annoying Things About Toddlers." Because most of the entries on here apply ONLY to toddlers, and really small children. - LordDovahkiin

Toddlers ruins everything!

16 They annoy you with Teen Titans Go jokes

TTsG isn’t funny. At least the original TTs is better than TTsG. - HelloWhyImHere2

17 They watch Teen Titans Go
18 They go to McDonald's

Seriously? Everyone goes to McDonald's.

19 They Stare at Your Food

My little cousins would BEG for my food and then my mom would make me give it to them

20 They watch YouTube Kids
21 People on this site keep mouthing off about them
22 They get you to do what they are doing too

FYI, you don't have to do it. - LordDovahkiin

23 They are noisy
24 They whine. All the time.
25 They tell yo mama jokes

Only the DUMBEST KIDS would do that - njalabi63989

26 They drool

Yes... They do. - TheGoldenRifle

27 They bad mouth about anime

Lol. I've seen so many kids that love anime. This entry is a joke. - LordDovahkiin

28 They run naked

Only toddlers. - LordDovahkiin

29 They Imitate Teen Titans Go
30 They make you cringe
31 They force you to watch Teen Titans Go with them
32 They annoy you with F-Zero Gp Legend jokes
33 They imitate Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII
34 They annoy you with their super hero obsessions
35 They watch Disney Channel Sitcoms
36 They imitate Gordan Ramsey from Kitchen Nightmare to make them extra meaner and bossier
37 They're F-Zero Gp Legend Haters
38 They sing the Waffles song from Teen Titans Go

Over and over!

39 They poop and pee in Chuck E Cheese tubes
40 They fling poop
41 They ruin your life
42 They will break your Final Fantasy 7 toys and video game while throwing tantrums

I will spank them for doing that!

43 They watch boring shows

Like I Didn't Do It and Good Luck Charlie

44 They tell you to be quiet
45 They are loud

My cousins are 7 and 9. They scream, cry, whine, and yell and sing annoying songs all the time.

Why can't they just shut up? >:(

46 They disrespect your property

I have a spring rocking horse and one of my little cousins rode it extremely hard. I will be very angry if he breaks it.

I agree

47 They always want your possessions

Once I got a minion plush and when my little cousin saw it she wanted it, too.

She eventually got her own minion that Christmas.

48 They Like Dumb Humor Like Toilet Humor / Private Part Jokes
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