Top Ten Most Annoying Things About Children and Toddlers

I would say most annoying things about children aged 2-10

The Top Ten

1 They cry for the smallest reasons They cry for the smallest reasons

That face is REALLY ugly!

I hate babies and toddlers crying.

They are a bunch of Caillous (Caillou), Robins (Teen Titans Go)

I feel like I was meant to be an only child for these very reasons. Kids drive me nuts.

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2 They are unhygienic

They’re slobs!

My 7 year old cousin used to stick his hand down his pants and scratch his butt and privates in public when he was little. GROSS!

When my mom was young, a neighbor kid like to put his hands in the gutter where the dirty water is before he was going to play and touch other kids toys with his dirty hands

Manny (a little kid from diary of a wimpy kid which is a book series) tried to wash his hands in the urinal when he first entered a boy bathroom. Gross! - Lunala

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3 They scream

I was pretty quiet as a 2 year old

My little cousins would constantly scream all the time. I hate it.

I hate screaming, and again, I'M 10. Unless it's something like… if I delete my story from Notes that I spent months typing =(

I'm 10 to and I hate totlers

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4 They are stupid

No they're not! - andrewteel

I can safely say that not all children are stupid. I myself am 12 years old and don't get me wrong, a lot of children are stupid, but so are a lot of adults. Categorizing all children as stupid when many adults are is one of the most ridiculous levels of hypocrisy I've ever seen.

The majority of stupidity in the world does come from adults. And I agree with you. - LordDovahkiin

This rule doesn't apply to toddlers, they haven't even been to school yet! - DapperPickle

Well, they can't help that because they don't start school yet!

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5 They smell

My cousins also smelled like pee when they were little

Lots of them DO smell kinda funny. (Holds up Loreal wash stuff) try baths peeps!

When they’re little, my cousins would either smell like poop, vomit, or spoiled milk. I wish I could wear face masks whenever I’m around them back then!

6 They are loud

My cousins are 7 and 9. They scream, cry, whine, and yell and sing annoying songs all the time.

Why can't they just shut up? >:(

7 They are noisy
8 They annoy you

Especially when you want to be left alone

THOSE DAMN KIDS IN YEAR 3! Whenever me and my friends go onto a table with lower school, they start whispering about us. You can tell because they keep looking at us in the process.

9 Your parents care about your younger sibling more

They also care about my younger cousins more!

My Dad always takes my little brother and sister out to do fun stuff while I'm away. I hate it when this happens. - NeptuneWater

My parents in a nutshell - CoolCat999

I would be able to swear by now if it weren't for my brother =/

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10 They watch annoying TV shows and play horrible video games They watch annoying TV shows and play horrible video games

Barney is an example. - andrewteel

My neighbor's kid told me that he wants to play Sonic the Hedgehog while I watching or tried to get him to watch F-Zero Gp Legend (Anime) with me. I should have told him "No, we're watching F-Zero Gp Legend (anime)."

Dora is an example... - DapperPickle

My little brother plays Pokemon Sun (not horrible). Sometimes I do, too. My little sister and I mostly play Hatsune Miku: Project Mirai (also not horrible) - NeptuneWater

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The Contenders

11 They disrespect your property

I have a spring rocking horse and one of my little cousins rode it extremely hard. I will be very angry if he breaks it.

I agree

12 They get loads of birthday and Christmas presents

And you get almost nothing :(

But then, they're just TOYS. Kids age 9+ get cool stuff like Art Therapy, Wii U games, amiibo figures, notebooks…
I'm talking' about myself now…

Did you see this video in YouTube? There's this kid that was whining that he got a PS2 instead of a PS4. He broke the wall of his brother, who was the one to give him a PS2. Then, after that he gave him a real PS4.
I don't think that spoiled brat deserved the PS4.

I'm jeleaous

13 They drool

Yes... They do. - TheGoldenRifle

14 They whine. All the time.

They're crying and screaming about anime.

15 They often have a bigger bedroom than you

Yes... For no reason

I've the tiniest bedroom in the house.

I'm assuming this entry is addressing adults. This is not true. Adults get the master bedroom. Which, FYI, is the largest bedroom in a house. - LordDovahkiin

My 9 year old cousin has a bathroom in her room. A BATHROOM! It's not fair! Why can't I have my own personal restroom as well? >:(

16 They don’t respect personal space
17 They always stare

Babies and toddlers constantly stare at me no matter where I am, whether at the Jersey shore or the mall or even during family gatherings!

My sister does that to me and it doesn't bother me. - andrewteel

If they're babies or toddlers it's fine but if it's a 6 year old in a fairy tutu it's creepy. - Lunala

When they were little, my cousins didn't just stare at me, they also stared at MY FOOD AND MY COMPUTER! >:(

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18 They poop and pee in the swimming pool

It should be illegal to poop and pee in the pool

Toddlers ruins everything!

Perhaps this list should have been called "Top Ten Most Annoying Things About Toddlers." Because most of the entries on here apply ONLY to toddlers, and really small children. - LordDovahkiin

@LordDovahkiin-No this list is accurately titled. Toddlers don’t play videos and they don’t know what certain things like yo mama jokes are.

19 They imitate Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 by doing Drax's jokes and mimics his laugh

When my uncle was around 11, His teacher said what helps a jelly fish sting and he said to her "You Piss on It".

Imagine if the kid asking the teacher while the teacher reading the Mommy Laid An Egg book to the kindergarteners during story time by asking "Did you make a penis? " and the kids would be laughing.

I grew up when the mcu didn’t even exist so I had no problem with this

20 They leave toys everywhere

My cousins used to do thus whenever they come yo my house. They even put toys on the stairs. Also if I even try to clean up or EVEN MAKE A PATHWAY they would freak out and throw a HUGE tantrum and even MY MOM would not allow me to move the toys.

They're bunch of lazy slobs

21 They act like it's OK to disobey and disrespect their elders

My cousins used to constantly call me "bad" for "making them mad".

A little kid once threatened to kill me I'm 15 and I wanted to beat his ass - Ihateschool

Most kids laugh if anyone says 'grandma' and if I take my scooter to school (one that you stand up on and push) or anyone else, some really immature kids always say 'OLDIES ON MOBILITY SCOOTERS! Hahaaa! '

A kid called me "Baby grandma" what that doesn't make any sense.

Listen kid: A baby can't be a grandma and a grandma can't be a kid. Retard - AlphaQ

22 They wear stupid clothes

My mom forced me to wear toddler clothing when I was in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!

When I was 9 I STILL didn't know how to tie my laces so I wore babyish shoes, blue and pink jeans that fell down every 2 seconds, and tight tops that showed my fat arms.

I have always worn black, grey, and sometimes red clothes. Only when I was a toddler we're my clothes stupid. - LordDovahkiin

23 They Stare at Your Food

My sister stares at my food all the time. - andrewteel

My little cousins would BEG for my food and then my mom would make me give it to them

24 They bad mouth about anime

Captain Falcon should give them ghost peppers for bad mouthing and making hates about the 4kids version of F-Zero Gp Legend

They bad mouth about Spacetoon.

They bad mouth about Ojamajo Doremi.

Lol. I've seen so many kids that love anime. This entry is a joke. - LordDovahkiin

25 They annoy you with Teen Titans Go jokes

TTsG isn’t funny. At least the original TTs is better than TTsG. - HelloWhyImHere2

26 They watch Teen Titans Go
27 They go to McDonald's

Seriously? Everyone goes to McDonald's.

28 They ruin your life

It's the shortest time of our life.
Sometimes you actually wish you could be a kid again.
It's the cause of the 90s obsession.

29 They watch YouTube Kids
30 They do bad stuff and then blame it on you and your parents believe them

They say moo then blame that on you do not believe me you do not know toddlers

I wanted to install surveillance cameras everywhere to prove my innocence because of this

31 They pee wherever they want instead of the toilet

Only if they’re toilet training

32 People on this site keep mouthing off about them
33 They get you to do what they are doing too

FYI, you don't have to do it. - LordDovahkiin

34 They tell yo mama jokes

Only the DUMBEST KIDS would do that - njalabi63989

35 They run naked

Lol! My sister does. - andrewteel

Only toddlers. - LordDovahkiin

36 They Imitate Teen Titans Go
37 They make you cringe
38 They force you to watch Teen Titans Go with them
39 They annoy you with F-Zero Gp Legend jokes
40 They imitate Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII
41 They annoy you with their super hero obsessions
42 They watch Disney Channel Sitcoms
43 They imitate Gordan Ramsey from Kitchen Nightmare to make them extra meaner and bossier
44 They're F-Zero Gp Legend Haters
45 They sing the Waffles song from Teen Titans Go

Over and over!

46 They poop and pee in Chuck E Cheese tubes
47 They fling poop
48 They will break your Final Fantasy 7 toys and video game while throwing tantrums

I will spank them for doing that!

49 They watch boring shows

Like VeggieTales for example.

Barney's a good one. - andrewteel

Baby Sara: "No! I wanna watch Disney Princesses! " *sobbing*
Sara's Mom: "Sara! You better take a bath or else you'll get punished! " *growling*

Like I Didn't Do It and Good Luck Charlie

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50 They tell you to be quiet

My sister would if she could talk more. - andrewteel

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