Top 10 Most Annoying Things Commonly Said by Teachers

This is a list of some annoying things teachers say to us students, and it involves things teachers say repeatedly that annoy us. Not to be confused with the list of worst things teachers say to students, where the teacher's remarks have actually have a negative impact on your grades, etc.
The Top Ten
1 I don't care who started it

Killer: *enters your house*
You: *gets a gun and a aim*
You: *don't you dare move*
*Cop comes to house*
Cop: why are you two fighting?
You: he's a stranger and entered my house so I-
Cop: I don't care who started it! Jail time for BOTH of you!
You: this is unfair! I didn't do anythin-
Cop: stop making excuses!
*arrest both you and the killer*

I'm a kid so this happens at my school all the time it's so annoying!

This one is downright infuriating, it shows that the teacher really doesn't give a crap about you

2 Class, the bell does not dismiss you, I do!

I hated this especially when at the end of the day and I want to go home and my bus driver would have no shame in leaving me. I have had teachers make me stay a few extra minutes making me tardy to another class and that teacher wrote me a tardy and did not care why I was late I am to be there by the bell. However a few teachers would dismiss early which was always nice.

Ah, I remember when the bell rang and I jolted off and everyone in that class was staring at me.

In that case, what is the point of the bell?

3 I'd expect that kind of behaviour from her, but I'm really surprised at you

That's very insulting for sensitive people.

4 I'm just gonna wait until the class gets quiet

And when the class is totally silent, she is STILL waiting...

Teacher:I'll wait
My class:*stops talking for a sec* "OK! " *goes back to talking*

5 Tell me the truth right now or else

That sounds like a teacher is unnecessarily threatening a student.

Teachers threaten students all the time!

6 Something's obviously very funny, so why don't you share it with the rest of us?
7 If even one of you doesn't do as I say, all of you will be punished

Collective punishment really sucks.

8 If you're so clever, why don't you come up here and take the lesson?

Honestly, I could probably teach the curriculum better than my teacher does.

9 Honestly, it's like talking to a brick wall sometimes
10 This is your last warning
The Contenders
11 Go back and walk

Whenever my teachers tell me that, I walk until he or she is gone from my sight, then I RUN.

Ugh I can't believe this my teachers says it when I'm not even running stupid teachers

12 You have earned yourself a detention
13 No, you can’t go to the bathroom!
14 Come on. We're waiting.

That is annoying, especially when you want to take your time.

15 Your behavior is out of control
16 Give me your phone
17 You're getting paddled by principal

What about "the principal will whip you with his belt"?

18 This is for your benefit, so pay attention
19 Would you do that at home?

Interrupt the teacher, yes, because my parents did it to me.

Yes. I would do that at home.

20 I DON'T CARE!

Most teachers never really care about their students' feelings, anyway...

21 I've had it with all of you!
22 Don't worry. You're not in trouble

They're lying when they say this nine times out of ten.

Do worry. You are definitely in trouble.

23 Stop acting like you're in kindergarten
24 You're in (insert grade here) you're not in kindergarten!!!!
25 Go to the principal's office now!
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