Top 10 Most Annoying Things Commonly Said by Teachers

styLIShT This is a list of some annoying things teachers say to us students, and it involves things teachers say repeatedly that annoy us. Not to be confused with the list of worst things teachers say to students, where the teacher's remarks have actually have a negative impact on your grades, etc.

The Top Ten

1 I don't care who started it

This one is downright infuriating, it shows that the teacher really doesn't give a crap about you - kempokid

I'm a kid so this happens at my school all the time it's so annoying! - Scooter

It's like Oh he just beat the crap out of you? Well idc you pushed him back idc who started it go to the office! - Scooter

2 Class, the bell does not dismiss you, I do!

Ah, I remember when the bell rang and I jolted off and everyone in that class was staring at me. - Luckys

In that case, what is the point of the bell? - railfan99

3 I'd expect that kind of behaviour from her, but I'm really surprised at you
4 I'm just gonna wait until the class gets quiet

And when the class is totally silent, she is STILL waiting...

Teacher:I’ll wait
My class:*stops talking for a sec* “OK! ” *goes back to talking*

5 Tell me the truth right now or else

That sounds like a teacher is unnecessarily threatening a student.

6 If even one of you doesn't do as I say, all of you will be punished

Any teacher that does this I want imprisoned - iliekpiez

Collective punishment really sucks. - styLIShT

7 Something's obviously very funny, so why don't you share it with the rest of us?

I find your annoying stupidity to be funny. *Gets suspended from school*

8 If you're so clever, why don't you come up here and take the lesson?

I would accept that offer - iliekpiez

9 Honestly, it's like talking to a brick wall sometimes
10 This is your last warning

*gets about 28282828 more - iliekpiez

The Contenders

11 Go back and walk

Whenever my teachers tell me that, I walk until he or she is gone from my sight, then I RUN.

That can make you late for class - railfan99

12 You have earned yourself a detention
13 Your behavior is out of control
14 Give me your phone

that's me - Luckys

15 Come on. We're waiting.

That is annoying, especially when you want to take your time.

16 This is for your benefit, so pay attention
17 I've had it with all of you!
18 No, you can’t go to the bathroom!
19 Would you do that at home?

Yes. I would do that at home.

20 Go to the principal's office now!

@iliekpiez-"Or else I will call security"-almost every single teacher ever

Or what? - iliekpiez

21 We need to talk
22 Don't worry. You're not in trouble

Do worry. You are definitely in trouble. - iliekpiez

They're lying when they say this nine times out of ten.

Which is ALWAYS a lie.

23 Stop acting like you're in kindergarten

Teacher: *get's her/him in trouble for no reason*
Her/Him:*starts crying
Teacher: STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN!
Her/Him:$#@%

24 I DON'T CARE!

Most teachers never really care about their students' feelings, anyway...

25 GET OUT!
26 I'm done!
27 We will do it my way
28 You will not be walking or graduating this year

This is the worst thing that a teacher can say to a high school senior

29 You can, but you may not.

Teachers say this when a student asks "Can I use the bathroom? " - TheFourthWorld

30 We'll discuss this tomorrow

I think about your punishment in extense and you will worry more as a result - iliekpiez

31 Ok let's go
32 What did I tell you?
33 Be quiet!
34 Shut your mouth!
35 Where's your notes?
36 I’m going to call your parents
37 Stop being immature
38 I’m going to give you a zero
39 You’re late!
40 What are you doing?
41 Get over here right now!
42 I'm going to write you up
43 You'll be partners with (annoying person)
44 You're getting paddled by principal

What about "the principal will whip you with his belt"?

45 Sit down!
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Top Remixes

1. 'I don't care who started it'
2. “class, the bell does not dismiss you, I do!”
3. Go back and walk
railfan99
1. “class, the bell does not dismiss you, I do!”
2. Tell me the truth right now or else
3. 'I don't care who started it'
NuMetalManiak
1. 'I'd expect that kind of behaviour from her, but I'm really surprised at you'
2. 'I don't care who started it'
3. 'Something's obviously very funny, so why don't you share it with the rest of us?'
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