Top 10 Most Annoying Things Commonly Told by Teachers

This is a list of some annoying things teachers say to us students, and it involves things teachers say repeatedly that annoy us. Not to be confused with the list of worst things teachers say to students, where the teacher's remarks have actually have a negative impact on your grades, etc.

The Top Ten

1 'I don't care who started it'

This one is downright infuriating, it shows that the teacher really doesn't give a crap about you - kempokid

I'm a kid so this happens at my school all the time it's so annoying! - Scooter

It's like Oh he just beat the crap out of you? Well idc you pushed him back idc who started it go to the office! - Scooter

2 'I'd expect that kind of behaviour from her, but I'm really surprised at you'
3 “class, the bell does not dismiss you, I do!”

In that case, what is the point of the bell? - railfan99

4 'Something's obviously very funny, so why don't you share it with the rest of us?'

I find your annoying stupidity to be funny. *Gets suspended from school* - CaptainMowzker

5 Go back and walk

Whenever my teachers tell me that, I walk until he or she is gone from my sight, then I RUN.

That can make you late for class - railfan99

6 'If you're so clever, why don't you come up here and take the lesson?'

I would accept that offer - iliekpiez

7 'Honestly, it's like talking to a brick wall sometimes'
8 'I'm just gonna wait until the class gets quiet'

And when the class is totally silent, she is STILL waiting...

9 'give me your phone'
10 'Come on. We're waiting.'

That is annoying, especially when you want to take your time.

The Newcomers

? What are you doing?
? Tell me the truth right now or else

The Contenders

11 'This is for your benefit, so pay attention'
12 'I've had it with all of you!!!!'
13 'Would you do that at home?'

Yes. I would do that at home.

14 'Even if one of you doesn't do as I say, all of you will be punished'

Collective punishment really sucks. - styLIShT

Any teacher that does this I want imprisoned - iliekpiez

15 We need to talk
16 Don't worry. You're not in trouble

They're lying when they say this nine times out of ten. - CaptainMowzker

Do worry. You are definitely in trouble. - iliekpiez

Which is ALWAYS a lie.

17 "I DON'T CARE!!!!!"

Most teachers never really care about their students' feelings, anyway...

18 "GET OUT!!!!!"
19 'This is your last warning'

*gets about 28282828 more - iliekpiez

20 'I'm done!!!!'
21 'We will do it my way'
22 'Your behavior is out of control'
23 'You have earned yourself a detention'
24 'You will not be walking or graduating this year'

This is the worst thing that a teacher can say to a high school senior

25 'Go to the principal's office now!'

Or what? - iliekpiez

26 'you can, but you may not.'

Teachers say this when a student asks "Can I use the bathroom? " - TheFourthWorld

27 We'll discuss this tomorrow

I think about your punishment in extense and you will worry more as a result - iliekpiez

28 Ok let's go
29 What did I tell you?
30 Be quiet!!!!!
31 Shut your mouth!!!!
32 Where's your notes/pencil/notebook, etc...
33 I’m going to call your parents
34 Stop being immature
35 I’m going to give you a zero
36 You’re late!!!
37 No, you can’t go to the bathroom!!’
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Top Remixes

1. 'I don't care who started it'
2. “class, the bell does not dismiss you, I do!”
3. Go back and walk
1. 'I'd expect that kind of behaviour from her, but I'm really surprised at you'
2. 'I don't care who started it'
3. 'Something's obviously very funny, so why don't you share it with the rest of us?'


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