Top 10 Most Annoying Things Commonly Said by Teachers

This is a list of some annoying things teachers say to us students, and it involves things teachers say repeatedly that annoy us. Not to be confused with the list of worst things teachers say to students, where the teacher's remarks have actually have a negative impact on your grades, etc.
The Top Ten
1 I don't care who started it

Killer: *enters your house*
You: *gets a gun and a aim*
You: *don't you dare move*
*Cop comes to house*
Cop: why are you two fighting?
You: he's a stranger and entered my house so I-
Cop: I don't care who started it! Jail time for BOTH of you!
You: this is unfair! I didn't do anythin-
Cop: stop making excuses!
*arrest both you and the killer*

This one is downright infuriating, it shows that the teacher really doesn't give a crap about you

I'm a kid so this happens at my school all the time it's so annoying!

It's like Oh he just beat the crap out of you? Well idc you pushed him back idc who started it go to the office!

2 Class, the bell does not dismiss you, I do!

I hated this especially when at the end of the day and I want to go home and my bus driver would have no shame in leaving me. I have had teachers make me stay a few extra minutes making me tardy to another class and that teacher wrote me a tardy and did not care why I was late I am to be there by the bell. However a few teachers would dismiss early which was always nice.

Ah, I remember when the bell rang and I jolted off and everyone in that class was staring at me.

In that case, what is the point of the bell?

in jianhaotan's class t1t5 his teachers says that

3 I'd expect that kind of behaviour from her, but I'm really surprised at you

That's very insulting for sensitive people.

Or you should know better

4 I'm just gonna wait until the class gets quiet

And when the class is totally silent, she is STILL waiting...

Teacher:I’ll wait
My class:*stops talking for a sec* “OK! ” *goes back to talking*

5 Tell me the truth right now or else

That sounds like a teacher is unnecessarily threatening a student.

Teachers threaten students all the time!

6 Something's obviously very funny, so why don't you share it with the rest of us?

I find your annoying stupidity to be funny. *Gets suspended from school*

7 If you're so clever, why don't you come up here and take the lesson?

Honestly, I could probably teach the curriculum better than my teacher does.

I would accept that offer

8 If even one of you doesn't do as I say, all of you will be punished

Any teacher that does this I want imprisoned

Collective punishment really sucks.

9 Honestly, it's like talking to a brick wall sometimes
10 This is your last warning

*gets about 28282828 more

The Contenders
11 Go back and walk

Whenever my teachers tell me that, I walk until he or she is gone from my sight, then I RUN.

That can make you late for class

Ugh I can’t believe this my teachers says it when I’m not even running stupid teachers

12 You have earned yourself a detention
13 Come on. We're waiting.

That is annoying, especially when you want to take your time.

14 Your behavior is out of control
15 Give me your phone
16 No, you can’t go to the bathroom!

seriously!?!? teacher are you trying to embarass somebody by making them peeing/pooping themself

17 This is for your benefit, so pay attention
18 Would you do that at home?

Interrupt the teacher, yes, because my parents did it to me.

Yes. I would do that at home.

19 I've had it with all of you!
20 You're getting paddled by principal

What about "the principal will whip you with his belt"?

old-SCHOOL (pun not intended) discipline

21 I DON'T CARE!

Most teachers never really care about their students' feelings, anyway...

22 Go to the principal's office now!

@iliekpiez-"Or else I will call security"-almost every single teacher ever

23 We need to talk
24 Don't worry. You're not in trouble

They're lying when they say this nine times out of ten.

Do worry. You are definitely in trouble.

Which is ALWAYS a lie.

25 Stop acting like you're in kindergarten

Teacher: *get's her/him in trouble for no reason*
Her/Him:*starts crying
Teacher: STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN!
Her/Him:$#@%

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