Top Ten Most Annoying Things Dads Do

ToptenPizza
Dads are great and all, but they could be really annoying.

The Top Ten

1 Go crazy when you hang out with guys

This is so my dad, he thinks the entire male population is a rapist! Other than the boys from pre k, or he knows my parents, he freaks the hell out over! - ToptenPizza

Well, I'm a guy and I hang with girls, he's ok with it. - Therandom

My dad will call me gay if I do this - Matt92647

2 Listen to bad music

My dad likes a lot of heavy metal bands that annoy me (i don't like metal) and some weird bands that grumble, but some of the bands like Queen and The Beatles are good. - ToptenPizza

My dad has the worst taste and he hates everything I listen to - Matt92647

Gotta say, my Dad isn't annoying at all. But music is one thing we disagree on. We both love classic rock, but when it comes to my choice of electro or his choice of 80s pop, we don't mix. - PositronWildhawk

My dad likes listening to Taiwanese songs and it's annoying! HE EVEN SINGS ALONG TO THEM! I like Andy Lau and his songs are 1 billion times better than his favorite songs!

3 Not display compassion

Ok so I saw a mouse in my room and I started out, my dad says the next time I see him throw something at him, but mice are living things that suffer and feel pain, and he doesn't understand WHHHYY I don't want to kill him and he puts in poison to kill them, but I don't want him to die I want to catch him then let it out, patch up the holes he's entering, and we only see him when it rains so he only wants shelter and that's what everyone wants! - ToptenPizza

4 Mimic you when you whine

If my voice raises in the slightest, he'll start fake whining and it's so annoying, it's not how I sound! - ToptenPizza

YES MY DAD DOES THAT!

5 Obsess over sports

Oh my god, sports is just people running around with a ball and they get paid too much money. Every basket a basket ball player scores, he gets paid the amount of a school teacher's yearly salary. And an athlete makes more than the president. So throwing 3D circles is more important than educating kids to change the world, and running a country? - ToptenPizza

My dad’s obsessed with the NBA, the NFL, and FIFA.

6 Be loud

My dad has no inside voice. - ToptenPizza

My dad yells all the time - Matt92647

Nearly unrelatable. I can't think of anything my dad does that is annoying! Besides being a tad overprotective as well =) - keycha1n

My dad screams at me whenever he’s furious.

7 Talk over the radio

In the car when a cool song comes on my dad just talks over it!

8 Snore

People snore
All the time but my dad snores
Way to loud and way to much!

9 Sing

My dad turns up the volume on his favorite songs then yells the lyrics at the top of his lungs. Sometimes, he would randomly sing for no reason, and even with earbuds.

10 Fart in public

My dad’s farts sometimes smell horrible

Okay, my dad likes to find out the days my nose is stuffy and when I cannot smell anything,and go to the store with me and Fart in a big crowd inn of people then run,everyone can smell it,but not me. So people back upor even leave, thinking it was me.😣

The Newcomers

? Sleep with the TV on
? Make bad jokes

Literally my dad

The Contenders

11 Smoke

It's bad for your health my dad does it all the time

It's gross!

12 Walk around in only their underwear

Yesterday my dad did this and his boxers had a hole in it and I almost saw his privates

13 Having total domination over the TV

Whenever I’m watching T.V. my dad always changes the channel while I’m in the middle of a show and he gets upset if I want to watch T.V. or won’t let him watch T.V.. He also leaves the T.V. on whenever he’s not even watching it.

14 Drink

I’m Asian and every time my dad goes to a party or family gatherings he always drinks wine and beer and then after a few drinks he starts talking very loud.

15 Eat all of your food

My dad wanted to eat my fire noodles (which are really spicy) and I won’t let him because they are my favorite but he still ate it anyway.

MINE IS MINE! >:(

16 Throw tantrums when they get mad

Once my dad got mad and he picked up a chair and smashed it into pieces

17 Leave the bathroom door open

Once I walked past the bathroom while he was using the toilet and I saw him doing his business

18 Karaoke in public

We are Asian. Whenever we go to banquets in Chinatown and they have karaoke machines my dad HAS to go up to the stage to sing. He CAN NOT sing and whenever he does it my mom, sister and I get really embarrassed by it.

19 Do stuff the "old-fashioned" way

We live in the US in the 21st century, not Vietnam/China in the 60s and 70s!

20 Dance in public

My dad does this whenever the older adults are dancing during banquets in Chinatown.

21 Tai chi

My dad is Asian and he does this. It's not annoying, but the moves are. Sometimes he moves too close to my personal space, and I have been touched and nearly kicked in the head/face because of it.

22 Emit body odor
23 Yell when they get angry
24 Driving and talking on the phone

Very dangerous

25 Give kids beer

In my family (we're Asian) all the men would offer beer to the kids as a joke (don't worry, they don't actually feed it to them)

26 Don't put the toilet seat down after they use the toilet

Once my dad did this when I was a kid and when I sat on the toilet I nearly fell in the bowl

27 Complain about your life too much
28 Don't dry their hands after washing them

My dad washed his hands and he didn't dry them and when he touched my stuff he got them all wet

29 Touch your stuff
30 Spy on your computer

My dad keeps staring at my screen when I'm on YouTube

31 Hawking and spitting

It’s gross!

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