Most Annoying Things People Say That They Think Are Cool


The Top Ten

1 Swag

Hate this phrase! Whatever happened to pointing out someone's confidence or coolness, not swag? It sounds stupid and is one of the most irritating words in the English language. With this and YOLO being really popular words nowadays, it makes me think that perhaps Newspeak isn't such a bad idea after all. - Mrveteran

Its this and YOLO that are my two most hated words in the universe, along with when people say "laugh out loud" out loud - Danielsun182

I hate when people say this - wolfgirl

Swag - Merriam Webster Definition
- an idiotic word that makes an idiot sound more foolish
- illegal loot

Make this word illegal! We teens don't have swag, we have homework! And swag doesn't mean you smoke weed like a hillbilly jackass! Set your damn priorities straight!

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YOLO is so ironic and nobody sees it. Everyone lives once. - PositronWildhawk

Everyone knows this means You Obviously Love Opeth. - IronSabbathPriest

Especially YouTube gamers are uses this word. - 05yusuf09

You only live once? False, you live every day, you die once.

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3 What does the fox say?

Everyone at my school is saying this. I think it's funny though. - Alpha101

Especially all the "Tails reacts to What Does The Fox Say"s floating around.

On youtube I saw something with Something like this: How do you feel about What does fox say. I say It's annoing which I also don't get it. - Jake09

This has been dead since like 2013. - LemonComputer

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4 Hashtag

To Be Honest with you, This Monstrosity was the WORST thing that's happened to Social Media. Before this 'craze' existed, There were movie trailers that said (and maybe still said today) "It's the #1 Movie in America! " Guess what it Used to mean? Yea, "Number"! And it was Less Annoying! If You said: "#BallGame", It translates in the Pure English Language to: "Number Ball Game", You see? It makes you sound Idiotic! It also makes you sound like you're trying to use Math in terms of coolness... (I just hope this Trend Dies...) :P

The Roblox chat system forces them into every sentence, giving this symbol a whole new meaning for us Roblox fans.. - LemonComputer

Look. The hashtag is pretty much everywhere. You see it on ads for backpacks, bowling places, restaurants, drinks, and news sites. You also see it on protests, organizations, and meme contests. I'm also starting to notice that even merchandise for children are getting into the act. When people try to say like for example, "#whatever," it makes people feel unsure about if the person is being obsessed with social media. This is especially if the person saying hashtags is a girl. We need to get rid of the hashtag. It's resutling in public fatigue.

I like them, I just hate it when people put a bunch of unrelated hashtags on their picture. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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'laugh out loud' is cool when someone says something funny, you just write 'laugh out loud' and you make the other person feel comfortable. Is that so annoying? Meh...

I guess I'm in trouble... 50% of my comments include "lol" in it.. - Pony

It is brutally annoying. It turns me off in a conversation. I just usually ignore them because they sound not so intelligent.

It should only be used if you actually find something humorous. - LemonComputer

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6 Your mom

Yeah, what about her? - Songsta41

People say this all the time. Here is something they say: "Bill Nye, your moms a guy! " Or when you ask a question like Who? They say your mom. That's getting old. - cosmo

What is the actual point and meaning of this. And what if someone's mom is dead? Who ever started this is gonna slowly start an anarchy

Random user on YouTube: Who made YouTube?
The annoying user: Your mom!
Random user on YouTube: Thanks! I'll go tell my mom!
(Goes to mom)
Random user on YouTube: Mom, did you make Youtube?
Random user on Youtube's mom: No, I don't even know what this "YouTube" is. - Datguyisweird666

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Every word in "Oh my God" is one syllable. So saying is not an abbreviation. - HarCher

It's an abbreviation because 'Oh my god' is made up of three words. - LemonComputer

8 Shut the front door

Old peeps are always saying this when they try to be funny. Plus, people try to make an unfunny joke out of this when a door is open. - SomeRandomStickboy

I'm getting quite bored of this joke. It's crap and it's not even good. - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

Typical white girls!

My sis made an object show and said "Your challenge is to shut the front door! " LOL

9 Your Face

I do this with my step brothers all the time but not on the internet lol - Elina

Yeah whenever people say like the word ugly in a sentence they're like you're face :///

Your face is annoying.

This is crazy annoying. 😐

10 That's what she said

My friend says it to me all the time pretty annoying

Funny at first, but now is so overused that even AIDS is arguably much funnier than this. - Mrveteran

The Contenders

11 Hooplah!

SpongeBob and Peppa Pig anyone? (That lil fish and Daddy Pig said that) - kontrahinsunu

This comes from Rocky Horror Picture Show and it's "Equal" Shock Treatment, so it's cool, to us.

Yes this is cool. It's from Rocky Horror and Shock Treatment. So it's cool.

I haven't heard anyone around me say this.

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12 Word
13 Beast Mode

This is a 2005 word. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Real beast's don't go around taking selfies of themselves and saying they have a "mode" a beast is a beast through and through, you men who work out in order to take a selfie are just bitches.

14 Rad

Who even says "rad" anymore

No one says "rad" anymore. - 906389

15 You're mad cute

If I'm gonna say this to someone, I say "I think you're cute." or something like that. Mad cute is bad grammar. - RiverClanRocks

When people call me this, they usually call me adorable, not "mad cute". - Garythesnail

16 Selfie

They'll always be self-portraits to me. As it should be.

Annoying and Steals Your Privacy. What Have You Done Social Media! Now Hackers can Ruin your life if they wanted to! Thanks! :P

Why is this not higher? - Anonymousxcxc

Anyone else noticed people trying to look like they are taking selfies but they take stalker-ish pictures of strangers?

17 Gangnam Style

Get rid of PSY
Get rid of PSY
Get rid of PSY

18 Darude - Sandstorm

The joke was never even funny in the first place. If you think this is funny, watch The Simpsons. You'll learn what true humor is. - doodie

They just say it cause they don't know the actual song. - Mumbizz01

I still don't know what it means. - Anonymousxcxc

Me: what's the opening song called?
Everyone: Darude Sandstorm
Me: (facepalms)

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19 Kids in Africa would've eaten that

Whenever someone says this the first words that come out of my mouth are shut up. - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

Is it wrong that I burst out laughing when I read this? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Just because htb destroys expired food doesn't mean you need to protect the kids
Why would you give them expired food?

20 20% Cooler

20% Cooler. Like some pedophile will say.

Lol this is my little pony

How is this bad?

MLP really sucks

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