Top 10 Most Annoying Things In Splatoon

Don't get me wrong, I love Splatoon. However, these annoying aspects of the game can take the fun out of it.
The Top Ten
1 Bad Connection

It especially sucks when you're in the last minute of a battle & your connection suddenly dies.

Well, of course. One day, you have bad connection, and your team collapses (Most of the time).

...OH BOY! I once disconnect when there were 0 SECONDS LEFT!

Me: OOH! One more minute to win! Now all I have to do is sh--
Splatoon: No internet con--

2 Bad Teammates

Worse than disconnects, because you don't lose rank if teammates disconnect, but you do if your teammates just don't help a even little.

I really don't understand why they are SO bad. In this case, create a team! (But the thing is that it is SO HARD to create a team! )


so true

3 Hackers

I have run into a single hacker in 2 years of splatoon 1. It was somebody using a dynamo running a LITTLE too fast on moray towers. (his username was just jimmy) It was actually more funny than frustrating, because instead of him being invincible or flying, or using that one hack that lets you paint the entire stage, he could take damage. (He was only about as fast as an inkbrush.)

There are a lot more of these then there used to be, and it's now a huge problem. I used to be able to go entire months without running into one. Now there's a hacker every few hours.

4 Repeatedly Losing A Battle

I lose a bunch in ranked, get salty, and then start using a full special charge up sploosh o matic neo and repeatedly nuking the tower in tower control. I am not proud, but seeing 16 splats and 11 tenta missiles in each match is kinda funny.

5 Bad Miiverse Posts

Don't need to worry about that because miiverse is gone...5ever

Well...Miiverse could be coming back

6 Losing Splatfest

Try "missing the last splatfest by a few days because you got splatoon 1 and 2 years after they came out" I actually have never played a splatfest, despite reaching the highest ranks in both Splatoon 1 and 2. :/ In fact, I never knew they existed until I had already reached A- in splatoon 1.

7 Dying At The Final Checkpoint Of Fighting DJ Octavio

Yeah. Octavio's second game fight was a tad null, but still ended up being fun. Octavio has real potential as a villain, as does splatoon as a franchise.

Still, ya gotta hand it to him. Dj Octavio is pretty good for a small octopus.


8 Having Trouble Picking Out A Good Weapon/ Clothing Item

I buy everything from sheldon, then screw around with every single one until I find something broken, like the ballpoint splatling.

9 Being Crushed By A Roller

Or squished by a brella... or even a paintbrush... It just adds insult to injury to see "squished by an inkbrush" on the respawning screen.

10 Some Of The Music Soundtracks

I like songs by the Chirpy Chips most of all.

The Contenders
11 Bad Salmon Run Loadout

The worst thing I've seen was an E-liter 4k scope, Squeezer, bamboozler, and jet squelcher in the same rotation. And then you drop back down to go-getter 10 because everybody disconnects.

That's the challenge of it

That’s what makes it challenging, but it should not be so bad that it’s practically unplayable like it is sometimes

12 Playing with a Very Good Sniper

"Wait, you thought you could leave your spawnpoint for more than 20 seconds?"

I always do bad because of these people

13 The Balancing in Matchmaking is literally nonexistent

I played splatoon 1 for years and I feel bad for the level 97* players who can't cope with getting beaten by a level 32 N-zap main, but then I realize the game decided to put a level 32 and a level 97* in the same lobby in the first place. WHY?

Sometimes the whole enemy team is 15-20 levels below the highest level player on your team.Other times there's 1 or 2 people 25-30 levels above the lowest level player on your team.And in ranked mode there might be an entire team of C/B/A- players or an entire team of C/B/A/S+ players.I know that level doesn't necessarily show how skilled the player is but if there's 2 people who are 20-25 levels above everyone else and they're both on the opposite team most of the time you're screwed.

Sometimes your opponents will be easy as crap and other times you'll get your ass handed to you.

14 Rollers

I REALLY dislike rollers.

15 Dying instantly when super-jumping to a teammate

This is torture!

16 Only shooting out blue and orange ink instead of other colors.

Turn off color lock in settings? But I don't like continuously getting the same colors, It's pretty lame considering there are around 15 different color combinations.

In Turf War, you can now only shoot orange and blue ink? Huh?

17 Losing a Teammate in Turf War

This stinks. Even if it's afc or just plain disconnected, it stinks. For both the player and its teammates.
Just now, I could barely control my character because my red joycon kept disconnecting and it almost made me rage quit.
Good news: We won though :)
- Anonymous

If you lose a teammate, you're pretty much guaranteed to lose.

18 Unfair Competition

I can’t tell you how much I lost to unfair opponents

19 Losing Your Rank Against 4 Level 99 Players All with Perfect Gear

When they also have gold badges on their weapons and all have a shine in ranked and superfresh bonuses in turf war

20 The Losing Screen

Do you see a problem with it. I see a problem with it. The problem is that it rubs the fact that you lost sevral' times ( Gravity Falls there ) it could at least say oh well. This screen is disgusting

21 Getting the Worst Weapon in Salmon Run
22 Marie's on the Side

Aw come on! Whoever lied about the Trash Waifu. Marie's the worst character. No one will lie to me. I'm not kidding. I'm serious.

23 Cap'N Cuttlefish is talking

I HATE HIM! He sucks! Even worse than Navi, Fi, Slippy Toad, and Bubsy.

24 Rule 34
25 Main power up
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