Top Ten Most Annoying Things Your Cats Do

I currently own three feisty felines, and I love them lots, but I must confess that I hate some of the things that they do.
The Top Ten
1 Fight

You can never have a moment of peace because your home is territory constantly being claimed and reclaimed. Just live together in peace and harmony; the dogs can do it.

My cats-thunder and Paws- always fight! We used to only have one food bowl that Thunder thought was his! They just fought and fought...

2 Wake you up at early hours to make you feed them

As someone who doesn't sleep well, I often hear my cat howling at my parents and shredding the carpet by their door with his claws. If you're that hungry, cat, go out and kill a rat. Just don't bring it in...

This is exactly why I dislike cats. They are so annoying. I would much rather have a dog.

3 Leave dead mice, birds, rats, etc. on your carpet

It's rare that Lilly gets away with actually killing something, (sorry, it's hard to type because my cat is pushing me off the bed) but there have been wild chases with sparrows and mice she's brought in the house. Multiple times I've been sitting at the table, drawing or something. It would be a quiet, peaceful day of fun and relaxation, when suddenly chaos breaks loose. My cat leaps through the cat door positioned on the window, soaring past me, a feathered ball wild, flapping wing sending plumage flying everywhere. The bird manages to break free of Lilly's sharp jaws, but is now fluttering all over the place, screeching in terror, bumping pitifully into walls. I quickly take the cat into the bedroom, run back, and attempt to catch the bird. Sometimes it's a sparrow, sometimes it's a finch, and sometimes, rarely, it's a kind of bird called a Japanese White-eye, which is a small, green bird with mini white patches around its beady little eyes. I race around the room, and eventually ...more

I once got up at night, needing to pee, and trod on a mouse which my cat had left hiding in the darkness of my room. I got a sudden shock, and you can guess what almost happened.

We don't own a cat but our neighbour does. Their cat must have forgotten where it lived when it left a dead wood pigeon our doorstep as a gift.

Not on the carpet but in our ceiling.

When I was a baby, we moved in to our current house. We were checking the place out and according to my mom, we found a USED PAIR OF UNDERWEAR in the ceiling tile in the basement. Apparently the previous homeowners had a cat and it left it there.

4 Try to steal bacon from your breakfast plate

May not be Bacon, but every morning when I'm getting ready my cat has to stare at me waiting for me to finish my cereal...

Hey, where did my bacon go?

5 Demand more food when the food bowl is full

There's a stray cat in my neighborhood who every single day comes to demand food. We feed him, my neighbor feeds him, everyone feeds him! You wouldn't guess he's a stray cat if you saw how fat he is. There's times I confuse him with a dog!

6 Settle on your chest and dig their claws into your flesh

Sometimes I'm thankful that I'm not a girl, because my cats often narrowly miss my nipples. The rest of the time, they hit them square on.

Are your nipples okay? Aha, yes this seems quite annoying! I love cats!

7 Play with power leads, earphones, Christmas decorations, etc. as if they were play strings

Think only kittens do this? My cat is eleven years old and still mad for them!

8 Rub their faces against the book or electronic device in your hand

Mine does that a lot.

9 Sit on your nice, warm laptop or in front of the TV
10 Knock things over

My cat knocked over my T.V. one night I woke up in the morning with my T.V. on the floor, the T.V. was broken! She was in big trouble

My cat knocked over my candle holder last night at 3am, I got super angry at him, I woke up by a loud glass breaking crash and my dogs barking, I had to lock my cat in a kennel for the rest of the night

The Contenders
11 Sit in your wardrobe and leave piles of hair behind
12 Vomit on the floor
13 Follow you everywhere you go
14 Eat your books
15 Be noisy when you are trying to sleep

Our boy cat is a pain in the ass I hate male cats females can be annoying too I want a pet fish instead they are quieter.

16 Headbutt you
17 Lay across newspapers, books, or magazines you're trying to read
18 Scratch on your sofa
19 Sleep in places you have to get to and won't move

Welp, I should go take a nap.. -cat is sleeping on my pillow-
... I'll just rest on the foot of the bed.

My cat always does this on my chair, my laptop, my bed...

20 Sneeze and snot all over the place

My cat always sneezes and unlike other cats, he puts snot all over the floor. Eww!

21 Poke you with their sharp claws
22 Walk on your stuff
23 Steal the soap from dish on the sink
24 Leave their fur everywhere

Everywhere in my house- cat fur, cat fur, more cat fur! We only have 1 cat!

25 Knead your scalp with their claws when you're asleep
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