Top Ten Annoying Things Your Cats Do

I currently own three feisty felines, and I love them lots, but I must confess that I hate some of the things that they do.

The Top Ten Annoying Things Your Cats Do

1 Fight

You can never have a moment of peace because your home is territory constantly being claimed and reclaimed. Just live together in peace and harmony, pussies; the dogs can do it. - PositronWildhawk

My cats-thunder and Paws- always fight! We used to only have one food bowl that Thunder thought was his! They just fought and fought...

2 Wake you up at early hours to make you feed them

And what can dogs do? WAKE YOU UP AT EARLY HOURS TO BE WALKED LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD ASKING FOR A DIAPER CHANGE!

As someone who doesn't sleep well, I often hear my cat howling at my parents and shredding the carpet by their door with his claws. If you're that hungry, cat, go out and kill a rat. Just don't bring it in... - PositronWildhawk

This is exactly why I dislike cats. They are so annoying. I would much rather have a dog.

Yap that's true cats are horrible

No, cats are wonderful animals, but they do do annoying things sometimes. - PositronWildhawk

3 Leave dead mice, birds, rats, etc. on your carpet

It's rare that Lilly gets away with actually killing something, (sorry, it's hard to type because my cat is pushing me off the bed) but there have been wild chases with sparrows and mice she's brought in the house. Multiple times I've been sitting at the table, drawing or something. It would be a quiet, peaceful day of fun and relaxation, when suddenly chaos breaks loose. My cat leaps through the cat door positioned on the window, soaring past me, a feathered ball wild, flapping wing sending plumage flying everywhere. The bird manages to break free of Lilly's sharp jaws, but is now fluttering all over the place, screeching in terror, bumping pitifully into walls. I quickly take the cat into the bedroom, run back, and attempt to catch the bird. Sometimes it's a sparrow, sometimes it's a finch, and sometimes, rarely, it's a kind of bird called a Japanese White-eye, which is a small, green bird with mini white patches around its beady little eyes. I race around the room, and eventually ...more - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Not on the carpet but in our ceiling.

When I was a baby, we moved in to our current house. We were checking the place out and according to my mom, we found a USED PAIR OF UNDERWEAR in the ceiling tile in the basement. Apparently the previous homeowners had a cat and it left it there.

I know, right?! It is so gross!

My cat’s getting old, but she still leaves dead animals on the mat outside. Moles, cardinals, mice, and rabbits.

4 Try to steal bacon from your breakfast plate

May not be Bacon, but every morning when I'm getting ready my cat has to stare at me waiting for me to finish my cereal... - delien

Hey, where did my bacon go?

How smart these cats are! - CityGuru

5 Demand more food when the food bowl is full

There's a stray cat in my neighborhood who every single day comes to demand food. We feed him, my neighbor feeds him, everyone feeds him! You wouldn't guess he's a stray cat if you saw how fat he is. There's times I confuse him with a dog! - DogsUnleashed

Mine are always asking for food - WinchesterGirl26

What the cat sees:
Cat: O.O I'm so hungry, I haven't eaten in days! I can barely walk, and my ribs are showing, sickly and weak. I'm starving to death.. This may be my last entry...

Reality:
Cat: Meow meow meow meow meow
Me: Lilly, there's food right there; it's half way full! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

6 Settle on your chest and dig their claws into your flesh

Sometimes I'm thankful that I'm not a girl, because my cats often narrowly miss my nipples. The rest of the time, they hit them square on. - PositronWildhawk

Are your nipples okay? Aha, yes this seems quite annoying! I love cats! - keycha1n

They're alright now, thank you, madam. How are yours? If you don't mind me asking. - PositronWildhawk

Yep, my cat is doing that while snuggling right now! Oww, my arm! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

always

7 Play with power leads, earphones, Christmas decorations, etc. as if they were play strings

Think only kittens do this? My cat is eleven years old and still mad for them! - PositronWildhawk

8 Rub their faces against the book or electronic device in your hand

Mine does that a lot.

9 Sit on your nice, warm laptop or in front of the TV

I swear my cat does that just to annoy me

10 Sit in your wardrobe and leave piles of hair behind

The Newcomers

? Pulls your hair

The Contenders

11 Vomit on the floor
12 Knock things over

My cat knocked over a candle that was lit and it set our house on fire we had to call the fire department we almost lost our house thanks to the cat

My cat knocked over my candle holder last night at 3am, I got super angry at him, I woke up by a loud glass breaking crash and my dogs barking, I had to lock my cat in a kennel for the rest of the night

My cat knocked over my T.V. one night I woke up in the morning with my T.V. on the floor, the T.V. was broken! She was in big trouble

True I have had a cat knock something over and break it - trains45

13 Eat my wife's books
14 Be noisy when you are trying to sleep

My cat makes noise at 2am every night it drives me crazy

Our boy cat is a pain in the ass I hate male cats females can be annoying too I want a pet fish instead they are quieter.

15 Scratch on your sofa

It's makes my sofa looks ugly

16 Sleeps in places you have to get to, and won't move.

My cat always does this on my chair, my laptop, my bed...

Welp, I should go take a nap.. -cat is sleeping on my pillow-
... I'll just rest on the foot of the bed. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

17 Sneeze and snot all over the place

My cat always sneezes and unlike other cats, he puts snot all over the floor. Eww!

18 Follow you everywhere you go

I can't Take The Rubbish To Be Honest

19 Poke you with their sharp claws
20 Walk on your stuff
21 Steal the soap from dish on the sink
22 Leave their fur everywhere

Everywhere in my house- cat fur, cat fur, more cat fur! We only have 1 cat!

23 Knead your scalp with their claws when you're asleep
24 Headbutt you
25 Meow super loud at the worst times
26 Want food when they have it
27 Pee in the bathtub
28 Lay across newspapers, books, or magazines your trying to read
29 Jump on the table

My cat keeps doing this it super annoying

30 Jump on the counters

My stupid cat does this everyday he doesn't listen we ready to give him away!

31 Play late at night

My cat always wakes up at 1 or 2am it annoying they have got into stuff they were not suppose to when I was sleeping

32 Break things

My cat keeps breaking things at night it really annoying! We try hard to keep him locked out at night, but he keeps jumping the gate even tried with 2 gates he still gets over the gate it super annoying there is no way to keep him out

My cat broke my flower pot I made for mothers day in grade 2, it got fixed with glue, but my cat had to jump on it when we was sleeping

My cat jumped on my computer tower and knocked it over and it broke, it didn't turn on anymore, I got so angry at her, and she also broke 3 tvs in the living room by knocking it over

My cat chewed on my ps2 controller cord I so angry now I can't play ps2 until I get a new controller

33 Keep going in areas they are not allowed

I know right our cat kept going up to the window after my mom told him no 3 times, drove her crazy

My cat keeps going on the TV stand and he is not allowed he doesn't listen, he does it everyday!

34 Play with your plants
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