Top Ten Most Annoying Things Your Cats Do

You can never have a moment of peace because your home is territory constantly being claimed and reclaimed. Just live together in peace and harmony; the dogs can do it.

My cats-thunder and Paws- always fight! We used to only have one food bowl that Thunder thought was his! They just fought and fought...

As someone who doesn't sleep well, I often hear my cat howling at my parents and shredding the carpet by their door with his claws. If you're that hungry, cat, go out and kill a rat. Just don't bring it in...

This is exactly why I dislike cats. They are so annoying. I would much rather have a dog.

Yap that's true cats are horrible

It's rare that Lilly gets away with actually killing something, (sorry, it's hard to type because my cat is pushing me off the bed) but there have been wild chases with sparrows and mice she's brought in the house. Multiple times I've been sitting at the table, drawing or something. It would be a quiet, peaceful day of fun and relaxation, when suddenly chaos breaks loose. My cat leaps through the cat door positioned on the window, soaring past me, a feathered ball wild, flapping wing sending plumage flying everywhere. The bird manages to break free of Lilly's sharp jaws, but is now fluttering all over the place, screeching in terror, bumping pitifully into walls. I quickly take the cat into the bedroom, run back, and attempt to catch the bird. Sometimes it's a sparrow, sometimes it's a finch, and sometimes, rarely, it's a kind of bird called a Japanese White-eye, which is a small, green bird with mini white patches around its beady little eyes. I race around the room, and eventually ...more

Not on the carpet but in our ceiling.

When I was a baby, we moved in to our current house. We were checking the place out and according to my mom, we found a USED PAIR OF UNDERWEAR in the ceiling tile in the basement. Apparently the previous homeowners had a cat and it left it there.

I once got up at night, needing to pee, and trod on a mouse which my cat had left hiding in the darkness of my room. I got a sudden shock, and you can guess what almost happened.

We don't own a cat but our neighbour does. Their cat must have forgotten where it lived when it left a dead wood pigeon our doorstep as a gift.

May not be Bacon, but every morning when I'm getting ready my cat has to stare at me waiting for me to finish my cereal...

Hey, where did my bacon go?

There's a stray cat in my neighborhood who every single day comes to demand food. We feed him, my neighbor feeds him, everyone feeds him! You wouldn't guess he's a stray cat if you saw how fat he is. There's times I confuse him with a dog!

Mine are always asking for food

What the cat sees:
Cat: O.O I'm so hungry, I haven't eaten in days! I can barely walk, and my ribs are showing, sickly and weak. I'm starving to death.. This may be my last entry...

Reality:
Cat: Meow meow meow meow meow
Me: Lilly, there's food right there; it's half way full!

Sometimes I'm thankful that I'm not a girl, because my cats often narrowly miss my nipples. The rest of the time, they hit them square on.

Are your nipples okay? Aha, yes this seems quite annoying! I love cats!

Yep, my cat is doing that while snuggling right now! Oww, my arm!

ITS CALLED MAKING BISCUITS ITS THEIR WAY OF SHOWING AFFECTION YOU TERD

Think only kittens do this? My cat is eleven years old and still mad for them!

Mine does that a lot.

I swear my cat does that just to annoy me

I can't Take The Rubbish To Be Honest

Our boy cat is a pain in the ass I hate male cats females can be annoying too I want a pet fish instead they are quieter.

My cat makes noise at 2am every night it drives me crazy

It's makes my sofa looks ugly

Welp, I should go take a nap.. -cat is sleeping on my pillow-
... I'll just rest on the foot of the bed.

My cat always does this on my chair, my laptop, my bed...

My cat always sneezes and unlike other cats, he puts snot all over the floor. Eww!

Everywhere in my house- cat fur, cat fur, more cat fur! We only have 1 cat!